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Offline GOP Congress

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My putrid attempt at a "racist" joke
« on: April 17, 2014, 12:56:44 PM »
Since we are conservatives, we are supposed to be obsessed with race and jokes thereof. So here goes...

"What do you call a device that breaks up a white British dude's awesome biscuit?

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A "cracker cracker cracker cracker."

Breakdown:

Cracker #1: Synonym for "awesome"
Cracker #2: White British dude.
Cracker #3: Biscuit
Cracker #4: A tool that, well, cracks things

Racist joke over.
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: My putrid attempt at a "racist" joke
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2014, 01:26:54 PM »
The X-wife's British cousins knew some pretty good racist jokes......I miss them and their jokes.
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Re: My putrid attempt at a "racist" joke
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2014, 02:23:12 PM »
Here's a dirty racist joke...

The white horse fell into the brown mud.

This society consists of nothing but minorities and racists who hate them. I'm a minority by they way, so hate away haters !
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Re: My putrid attempt at a "racist" joke
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2014, 01:58:11 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 17, 2014, 02:23:12 PM
Here's a dirty racist joke...

The white horse fell into the brown mud.

This society consists of nothing but minorities and racists who hate them. I'm a minority by they way, so hate away haters !

So the output of this message is the horse got muddy. Ain't that about right?  :-)
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Re: My putrid attempt at a "racist" joke
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2014, 02:44:43 PM »
Let's see...

1. Q: What is black and blue?  A: An African American taxpayer
2. Q: What is red and blue?  A: An American Indian taxpayer
3. Q: What is white and blue?  A: an albino taxpayer
4. Q: Why are all the taxpayers blue?  A: Do you really have to ask?
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Re: My putrid attempt at a "racist" joke
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2014, 02:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on April 20, 2014, 02:44:43 PM
Let's see...

1. Q: What is black and blue?  A: An African American taxpayer
2. Q: What is red and blue?  A: An American Indian taxpayer
3. Q: What is white and blue?  A: an albino taxpayer
4. Q: Why are all the taxpayers blue?  A: Do you really have to ask?


I'm Blue...





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