Then they peal it. Go figure. 
I wish you hadn't admitted to misspelling it.
I like the original image.
A guy rubs his potato, then peals it, as in sings loudly about it.
You could have gotten away with it as if it was a very wry and sardonic multifaceted meaning.
Now take it back about the misspelling.
We all know you are trying to be unnecessarily humble.