At 60, being a boy-toy is no longer part of your resume.
Let me translate her laments to Standard American English.
He was unbelievably mean and cruel.
In DUmmy speak that means he looked at her funny once. And he expects things from her apart from sex. In fact he probably said this on more than one occasion: "Look. If your gonna sit on your ass all day, you might as well clean up the place, maybe have dinner ready."
My BF and I broke up tonight.
Only one word can remove a DUmmy's vice-like grip from a sugar daddy.
Work. He said,
"Get a job or get out!"The end result? Amber gets a roommate.