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Offline Dori

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CalPig gets published
« on: April 11, 2014, 12:39:57 PM »

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018603956
I wonder if it's more erotica.   :o

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I am thrilled to announce that Lisa Stewart of Decanto Anthology has accepted two of my poems!

Concentration and Fatigue will be published in her August 2014 edition!

I could not be happier!

We should submit some poetry too  :-)

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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 12:46:59 PM »
Quote from: Dori on April 11, 2014, 12:39:57 PM
I wonder if it's more erotica.   :o
With names like that, I'm guessing it's a two-parter.

Yuck.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 12:49:03 PM »
Having your mug shot on the sexual offenders list is not considered as "Being Published".
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 12:50:16 PM »
With those titles they could be dealing with her facial muscles keeping her mouth agape all the time.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 01:08:35 PM »
Lest we forget, the CalPig's all-time greatest poem, better even than "blink blink":
 
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My newest poem....**Caution! Erotic content!**
 
Such strength   

The masculine facade

Sharp flashing eyes

Tender fingers and tongue

The man dominates me.

His body, his mind

Overcome me.

He strokes, and licks, and drinks me.

And then he enters

I open and yield myself

I surrender to his strength, his passion.

My mind is overcome with what I cannot tell...

But it’s wrong

I dominate him.

For at the last–who yields?

At the peak of passion

He empties the aching seed

Into me...

I guess probably stevenumbers could do it.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 01:27:12 PM »
GOBUCKS continuously tortures us by re-posting that poem nearly every chance he gets.  He oughta be frogmarched to the Hague!   :rant:
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 01:51:48 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 11, 2014, 01:27:12 PM
GOBUCKS continuously tortures us by re-posting that poem nearly every chance he gets.  He oughta be frogmarched to the Hague!   :rant:
He was the aching seed.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 01:54:46 PM »
Dammit! I WAS eating lunch.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 02:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 11, 2014, 01:27:12 PM
GOBUCKS continuously tortures us by re-posting that poem nearly every chance he gets.  He oughta be frogmarched to the Hague!   :rant:

We could probably get more signatures on that petition than any DUmp one . . .
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 03:12:47 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 11, 2014, 01:08:35 PM
Lest we forget, the CalPig's all-time greatest poem, better even than "blink blink":
 
I guess probably stevenumbers could do it.

The horror, the horror.

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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 03:15:57 PM »
The classics never get old.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 03:21:53 PM »
Well, damn.

I wonder why Margaret has better luck getting her poems published, than I do.

<<<Margaret's literary agent.

About three years ago, I submitted eleven of her poems--it was on the up-and-up, nothing underhanded about it--to the largest weekly newsmagazine in the world, The Watchtower; she deserved the widest audience possible, I thought.

Even though I sent along a self-addressed stamped envelope, they never got back to me.

However, maybe it's my own fault, maybe I was too pushy.  Besides monetary compensation for the poetess (minus my 10% cut, of course), I demanded that if The Watchtower published them, they also had to have a photograph of Margaret on the front cover of that issue.

I dunno; sometimes I do push too hard.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 03:24:29 PM »
I can't find a picture of the CalPig with her stroker/licker/drinker.

I know it's here somewhere.

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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 03:35:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 11, 2014, 03:24:29 PM
I can't find a picture of the CalPig with her stroker/licker/drinker.

I know it's here somewhere.

It's here:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,95481.0.html
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 03:54:04 PM »
blink



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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2014, 05:33:38 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 11, 2014, 01:08:35 PM
Lest we forget, the CalPig's all-time greatest poem, better even than "blink blink":
 
I guess probably stevenumbers could do it.


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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2014, 07:05:28 PM »
I had a poem published in 1995 or so.

It was a farcical piece I had written in about 15 minutes, without any serious intention behind it.

-Afterward I realized getting a poem published is about as hard in getting into one of the "Who's Who" books.

A) You Submit it.

B) They publish it.

C) Profit ! (for the publisher).
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« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2014, 07:49:11 PM »
The CalPig is to poetry as East County Magazine is to journalism.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2014, 07:55:17 PM »
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2014, 08:15:38 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 11, 2014, 07:55:17 PM
"Miskie's Big Book of Poetry"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46747.0.html

-- searching DU for Canto Anthology has provided me with a couple of more 'resources' that I had missed.

- Updated works by this Sunday.  :rofl:
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2014, 05:04:32 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 11, 2014, 05:33:38 PM

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Never thought I'd say this, but . . . I'm with you, Dutch. :whistling: :cheersmate: :tongue:
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2014, 11:07:02 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 11, 2014, 03:21:53 PM

About three years ago, I submitted eleven of her poems--it was on the up-and-up, nothing underhanded about it--to the largest weekly newsmagazine in the world, The Watchtower; she deserved the widest audience possible, I thought.


Bawhahahahaha............... :lmao:
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2014, 11:49:11 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 12, 2014, 05:04:32 AM
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Never thought I'd say this, but . . . I'm with you, Dutch.

Some guys will never appreciate fine art.

They don't realize that whole poem is about her gaping mouth.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2014, 05:29:54 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 12, 2014, 11:49:11 AM
Some guys will never appreciate fine art.

They don't realize that whole poem is about her gaping mouth.

And the only thing 'artful' that it produces is . . . vomit stew.
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Re: CalPig gets published
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2014, 06:53:26 AM »
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/masquepublishing/decanto.html

It's the same thing as someone who goes to a self publishing house.  Notice subscriptions are for "poets".  Pay for play.
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