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Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« on: April 10, 2014, 07:21:00 AM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,190 posts)   Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:18 PM

My interview- round 1

Well, it was 35 minutes long. He took some notes. He told me that first they do a background check, then checks references. Then a floor manager takes a look and calls me in for a second interview, if they like me it will be off to get a drug test. The only thing I am worried about is keeping my sanity through the wait!

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NYC_SKP (58,404 posts)    Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:19 PM

1. Go get 'em!!!

Gawd, I hope these next steps aren't too far apart!

Good luck, break a leg!

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Lady Freedom Returns (7,190 posts)    Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:21 PM

2. Me too!

It is wait that will kill me, I just know it!
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2014, 07:32:05 AM »
What does a "floor manager" at a political consultancy firm do? 

I gotta bad feeling about that background check. 
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2014, 07:32:35 AM »
How can she keep something she never had?
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2014, 07:39:25 AM »
Regarding background checks. She will have some 'splaining to do if the checker googles her name.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2014, 08:05:20 AM »
Quote from: fatboy on April 10, 2014, 07:39:25 AM
Regarding background checks. She will have some 'splaining to do if the checker googles her name.

Yeah, she's on google all right.


And one wonders what this was all about:


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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2014, 08:25:47 AM »
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2014, 08:34:16 AM »
Quote from: Karin on April 10, 2014, 07:32:05 AM
What does a "floor manager" at a political consultancy firm do? 

I gotta bad feeling about that background check. 

My guess is that it is a call center...one of those places that calls you to ask for donations to a candidate,cause,or party.
The floor manager probably has to make sure they are meeting various quotas.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2014, 08:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Carl on April 10, 2014, 08:34:16 AM
My guess is that it is a call center...one of those places that calls you to ask for donations to a candidate,cause,or party.
The floor manager probably has to make sure they are meeting various quotas.
He's the one that carries the whip.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2014, 01:13:20 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,190 posts)   Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:18 PM

My interview- round 1

Well, it was 35 minutes long. He took some notes. He told me that first they do a background check, then checks references. Then a floor manager takes a look and calls me in for a second interview, if they like me it will be off to get a drug test. The only thing I am worried about is keeping my sanity through the wait!

Well, that should stop it dead in it's tracks.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2014, 01:18:59 PM »
It would be too cool if her boss turned out to be fizzgig.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2014, 01:33:11 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 10, 2014, 01:18:59 PM
It would be too cool if her boss turned out to be fizzgig.

Or Taverner.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2014, 01:45:31 PM »
I wish there were a program of sorts to help guide the way through the plausible lies and the outright whoppers.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2014, 01:46:14 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 10, 2014, 01:45:31 PM
I wish there were a program of sorts to help guide the way through the plausible lies and the outright whoppers.

That would be.....I.

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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2014, 06:26:46 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,190 posts)   Wed Apr 9, 2014, 11:18 PM

My interview- round 1

Well, it was 35 minutes long. He took some notes. He told me that first they do a background check, then checks references. Then a floor manager takes a look and calls me in for a second interview, if they like me it will be off to get a drug test. The only thing I am worried about is keeping my sanity through the wait!

He took some notes. I bet his notes looked something like this:

1. Tell the fool that set this interview up to redo the screening process
2. Is she sane?
3. Nope. This bitch is nuts
4. Wow! This bitch is really nuts.
5. What did I do to deserve this?
6. Will she ever shut the hell up?!?!?
7. What's that smell?
8. Oh shit! It's her!!!
9. Please Lord, get me out of here!
10. I think I'm gonna puke
11. Lord will she ever shut up?!?!
12. What is "The Sally"?
13. Who are the evil bastards at Conservative Cave?!?!
14. Am I being punked on Candid Camera???
15. Aaw no! She is talking again!!!!
16. Meet the fool that set this interview up in the parking lot after work for a "discussion"!!!
17. Get tire iron out of car for 16
18. **** it. I'm gonna send her on to the floor manager. Hate that asshole anyway.
19. Turn in resignation as soon as I get out of here.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2014, 06:32:11 PM »
She will never be able to pass a credit check.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2014, 06:39:57 PM »
It's kind of hard to claim you're going to lose your sanity when you're already a patient of the Arizona Department of Health Services, Behavioral Health Division.
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Re: Amber worried about keeping her sanity
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2014, 08:24:06 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on April 10, 2014, 06:26:46 PM
He took some notes. I bet his notes looked something like this:

1. Tell the fool that set this interview up to redo the screening process
2. Is she sane?
3. Nope. This bitch is nuts
4. Wow! This bitch is really nuts.
5. What did I do to deserve this?
6. Will she ever shut the hell up?!?!?
7. What's that smell?
8. Oh shit! It's her!!!
9. Please Lord, get me out of here!
10. I think I'm gonna puke
11. Lord will she ever shut up?!?!
12. What is "The Sally"?
13. Who are the evil bastards at Conservative Cave?!?!
14. Am I being punked on Candid Camera???
15. Aaw no! She is talking again!!!!
16. Meet the fool that set this interview up in the parking lot after work for a "discussion"!!!
17. Get tire iron out of car for 16
18. **** it. I'm gonna send her on to the floor manager. Hate that asshole anyway.
19. Turn in resignation as soon as I get out of here.

That got a H5
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