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primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« on: April 06, 2014, 03:30:57 PM »
A thread loaded with bouncies:  http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018600559

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Fri Apr 4, 2014, 06:47 AM

raccoon (22,374 posts)

Anyone else who lives in an area red as a baboon's arse have the
experience of being in a group and some people apparently assume that
because the area is so damn right-wing, that EVERYBODY there is right-wing
and thinks the way they do?


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Fri Apr 4, 2014, 08:00 AM

Star Member Lars39 (18,817 posts)
1. Oh, yes.

Only thing worse is being in a large group of religious fundamentalists. It's like being in a Twilight Zone episode where you start questioning reality.

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Fri Apr 4, 2014, 10:27 AM

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4. All.The.Time

The worst is when I have to listen to people hurt by the Bush Recession gripe about their situation, and then BLAME DEMOCRATS!

It's gotten to the point that I avoid social interactions with anyone but those I know well and know are sane.

*sigh*

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Star Member LynneSin (90,632 posts)
6. I know the area...

I've stood in line at the grocery store behind the white folks spending their food stamps and complaining about how minorities are nothing more than lazy people living off the government teat.

I've been to the party filled with right-wing gun nutz getting high off huffing gas fumes, smoking meth and they complain that our cities are nothing more than urban blight filled with minorities high on crack.

There's a reason I don't live in rural Pennsylvania anymore - I'm tired of being surrounded by people with a warped sense of reality.

That's why I'm happy living in the city.

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Star Member Populist_Prole (3,371 posts)
7. Oh hell yes!

Based on my appearance ( I guess I sorta look and dress mostly like Hank Hill from 'King of the Hill' except with longer hair and without classes ) and some of my interests/hobbies, I could tell lots of conservative acquaintances assume I'm one of them. They broach politics without the slightest notion of feeling me out and launch right into racist bullshit or other libertarian/rightist muck without any hesitation when they first talk to me.

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Sat Apr 5, 2014, 10:14 AM

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19. All we have to say is, "I'm from Texas."

That usually suffices as an explanation.

Maybe we can elect Wendy and change all that!

Yeah.  Sure.   :rotf:

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Fri Apr 4, 2014, 08:50 PM

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13. +1

It is not as bad here in AZ as it was in SW MO!

Yeah.  We don't take too kindly to illiterate, fat slobs around here. 

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15. absolutely!

speak up - I always assume they need a reminder.
People have lost their manners. They know there are people who do not think as they do but they like to bully.

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27. Yes. That's why I don't go to any groups and have no friends.

One guy in a shop (the clerk) in Oklahoma was bragging about his grandson being in the military.

The kid was supposed to go up on stage for a ceremony for some military honor with President Clinton.
The grandson refused to go on stage, disrespecting the Commander in Chief, and this guy said he was proud of his grandson "because Clinton wasn't a Godly man."

I was thoroughly disgusted and so was hubby. I guess I should have asked him had he ever heard of "Judge not lest ye be judged." All these assholes who try to argue the bible with me never read it. All they know is what some ignorant preacher tells them, which is basically to pray their asses off and have faith, regardless of reality.

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22. I was in a furniture store the other day

where I have been a regular customer. We are doing some extensive remodeling and redecorating here, after thirty-five years in the same house. We can afford it at last!

A man came in the store and interrupted my conversation with the owner. I was buying window coverings (not cheap). He was just visiting, not purchasing, like me. He said, "This neighborhood is really deteriorating, isn't it?"

I said, "If you are referring to my bumper stickers, I will defend my positions."

He said, "No, no," and left.

Not long ago, I was at a dinner with a group of people who were my husband's former classmates. One of them remarked, portentously, with all the body language and facial expressions that go with such self-righteousness, that we are a Christian nation founded on Christian principles. When I took my copy of the Constitution out of my purse and asked him to show me where the references were to the Trinity, the baby Jesus, or any other mention Christianity, he became very angry and shouted at me.

I have had all sorts of experiences with people who assume I agree with them. They become very indignant when I do not.

Isn't it odd that they are allowed to express their opinions, but we are looked on with disfavor if we speak up? Yup. Free speech in action, right wing style!
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2014, 03:36:47 PM »
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27. Yes. That's why I don't go to any groups and have no friends.

One guy in a shop (the clerk) in Oklahoma was bragging about his grandson being in the military.

The kid was supposed to go up on stage for a ceremony for some military honor with President Clinton.
The grandson refused to go on stage, disrespecting the Commander in Chief, and this guy said he was proud of his grandson "because Clinton wasn't a Godly man."

I was thoroughly disgusted and so was hubby. I guess I should have asked him had he ever heard of "Judge not lest ye be judged." All these assholes who try to argue the bible with me never read it. All they know is what some ignorant preacher tells them, which is basically to pray their asses off and have faith, regardless of reality.

You apparently haven't read the Bible or you'd know that that particular verse does not mean what you think it means. It is NOT telling you not to judge others.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2014, 03:42:27 PM »
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22. I was in a furniture store the other day

You just knew that eventually this thread would inspire a DUmmy to spin a bouncy tale.

DUmmy murielmnumbers is a pretty obscure unterprimitiven.

I don't recall hearing of her before but she's welcome; we've really needed a new bouncy author since rsmithnumbers quit posting,.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2014, 03:43:44 PM »
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21. No, I live in deep blue

That's even better than a bouncy--he gets to condescend to not just the teahadists but the other DUmmies too.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2014, 03:51:47 PM »
What?!  You mean real life doesn't reflect your experiences on DU?!  You couldn't silence someone else's speech with an 'alert'?!

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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2014, 04:02:20 PM »
Judge not least you have to shoot the liberal S.O.B.. :censored:
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2014, 06:21:31 PM »
If any of them have a home in rural red hell worth about $150,000 I have a nice place in blue heaven I'd be willing to trade!
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2014, 06:23:21 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on April 06, 2014, 06:21:31 PM
If any of them have a home in rural red hell worth about $150,000 I have a nice place in blue heaven I'd be willing to trade!
That's not much house... 2,500 square feet at the most.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2014, 06:39:58 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on April 06, 2014, 03:36:47 PM
You apparently haven't read the Bible or you'd know that that particular verse does not mean what you think it means. It is NOT telling you not to judge others.

I agree. We are to judge...actions. We are not to judge hearts or souls or spirits.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2014, 06:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on April 06, 2014, 06:23:21 PM
That's not much house... 2,500 square feet at the most.

That all depends on what part of red state hell you want to end up in.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2014, 06:45:33 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on April 06, 2014, 06:41:21 PM
That all depends on what part of red state hell you want to end up in.
True.  Those are city prices around here.  Before the housing bubble perverted all sense of what a house should have cost, a 2BR/2BA 2,000 sq/ft house would sell for $150k all day long.  I have no idea what is outside of Davidson County, though.  You have to drive for quite a way before you get "rural" around here.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2014, 06:59:41 PM »
Nothing spells lunatic more then you demented morons telling these laughable lies to each other for affirmation.

God you are crazy.  :rotf:
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2014, 07:06:59 PM »
Good grief.
That was like a room full of supperballs.  :whistling:
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2014, 07:24:33 PM »
Dummies getting desperate. Expect more of the bouncies the closer we get to the election.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2014, 07:30:38 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 06, 2014, 04:02:20 PM
Judge not least you have to shoot the liberal S.O.B.. :censored:

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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2014, 07:34:19 PM »
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I guess I sorta look and dress mostly like Hank Hill from 'King of the Hill' except with longer hair and without classes

One thing we can expect from DUmmies is being sans class.

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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2014, 08:17:22 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on April 06, 2014, 03:36:47 PM
You apparently haven't read the Bible or you'd know that that particular verse does not mean what you think it means. It is NOT telling you not to judge others.

I love how the DUmmies are an expert on a book none of them would dare read.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2014, 03:31:36 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on April 06, 2014, 06:23:21 PM
That's not much house... 2,500 square feet at the most.
That's all my house is worth. It is withing walking distance of Woodstock NY where they can wear tie dye and string beads and munch kale for the rest of their life! Its the rural blue heaven. Get on a bus round trip to NYC for $28! What more could a liberal lunatic ask for? I been thinking of putting a add in Mother Earth News to that effect. Just in case some leftist inherited the mini farm and finds their self the midst of a bunch of hillbilly's. They need my place and I need theirs!
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2014, 06:37:23 AM »
Funny - I live in an area bluer than Stevenumbers balls, yet I have no need to spin bouncies about it.
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2014, 07:55:25 AM »
How dare all those people bullies have different opinions than you DUmmies.

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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2014, 09:08:30 AM »
Quote from: miskie on April 07, 2014, 06:37:23 AM
Funny - I live in an area bluer than Stevenumbers balls, yet I have no need to spin bouncies about it.
Is there any chance massive-2-shits might at least go purple now that one of the massive-2-shits is dead and the other exiled?
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2014, 09:18:00 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on April 06, 2014, 08:17:22 PM
I love how the DUmmies are an expert on a book none of them would dare read.

They're always experts on everything they know nothing about...

examples:  assault weapons/ magazines/ clips...

How insurance is supposed to work...

economics/ charity/ philanthropy....

military/ global policies, etc....
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2014, 11:54:12 AM »
That's some pretty delusional posts!!!  :mental:
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2014, 12:43:13 PM »
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Anyone else who lives in an area red as a baboon's arse have the
experience of being in a group and some people apparently assume that
because the area is so damn right-wing, that EVERYBODY there is right-wing
and thinks the way they do?


Project..................much?
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Re: primitives discuss living in red state hell, bouncies ensue
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2014, 03:46:21 PM »
I'm glad my red ass makes their blue ass uncomfortable.
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