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Offline franksolich

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bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« on: July 02, 2008, 06:43:33 PM »
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Oh my.

The lying titty primitive's best friend, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive:

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-01-08 11:24 PM
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I probably won't sleep tonight; I'm going to see the IP attorney tomorrow.
   
IP, meaning Intellectual Property, and I'm pretty damn excited.

I'm going to have her write a contract to prevent a new idea of mine from being stolen after I present it to the potential customers. If those customers (and I know who they are) use my idea, they can make a BIG old bucket o'bucks with very little effort, and they'll pay me a percentage of those bucks, which (I kid you not) may very well be enough that I could retire (and I mean within a year or so), close my business and be able do what I really was born to do, which is travel writing...without having to worry about overhead / expenses.

Forgive me for babbling, but it's not every day that you (well maybe you do, but I don't) that you have an idea that you can present to large corporations that is essentially "Hey, guys, here's a revenue stream that you haven't thought of, will cost you in the range of nothing to relative peanuts to implement, and won't take ANY selling to get your customers to sign on to."

And no, sorry, I'm not going to tell you. Not even a hint. I can't; not because I want to torture you, but because it would be stupid, for obvious reasons. I'm just posting this because, as I said, I'm absolutely vibrating with excitement at the potential.

It'll probably take me a couple of months to get through to the potential customers and give them the pitch. I'll be sure to let you all know how it works out, and what the idea is, when it's safely sold.

Okay.

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Midlodemocrat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-01-08 11:57 PM
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2. Oh, darling. I am so happy for you.
   
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

A guy who gets his jollies from smashing his fist into the beak of a poor innocent bird is a nice guy?

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BlueIris  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-01-08 11:59 PM
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3. Good luck you future millionaire, you!

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-02-08 12:36 AM
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6. No, not THAT much potential income, I don't think. I think it would be more in the "won't have to worry about mortgage payments amnymore" range, but what the hell...it would be great to haul in six figures a year, without having to do the kind of work that I do now, which is profitable but at a BIG cost to me in the pain I have to deal with from working with a computer.

Hmmm.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive obviously hasn't been watching all the bonfires on Skins's island, including the bonfires where primitives think "six figures a year" in income should be taxed at 93%.

That would sure put a damper on things.
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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 06:54:15 PM »
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Hmmm.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive obviously hasn't been watching all the bonfires on Skins's island, including the bonfires where primitives think "six figures a year" in income should be taxed at 93%.

That would sure put a damper on things.

Those oppressive levels of taxation would only apply to people they disagree with, you can't expect the liberal elite to be forced to endure the same conditions as the rest of us serfs can you.
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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 07:08:42 PM »
Sorry, the Bong has already been invented, Redstone.
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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 07:45:40 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 02, 2008, 07:18:34 PM
LOL!
After he finds how much it's going to cost to "protect" his intellectual property, he'll be back to whining about how working on his computer hurts his back.
People smarter than him/her know how to rip off an idea and change/disguise it enough to get away with it.  Or, just rip it off, make a mint (assuming it is truly that great an idea, which I doubt, given the brainpower of anyone who posts at DU), burn through all the money and then enjoy saying "I ain't got a dime."

Big idea boys will spend millions against each other in these things.  A thousand- (or hundred-) airre doesn't have a chance.
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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 08:52:57 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 02, 2008, 07:08:42 PM
Sorry, the Bong has already been invented, Redstone.

I was going to say the same thing only insert gay porn instead of bong.
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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 09:35:28 PM »
Rememeber back in the '70's and the Guy that came up with the Idea of Pet rocks. That silly idea made that guy in excess of 13 million smackeroos and that was back when a million bucks still meant something.

Well anyway Pet rocks are so goshe and so well so '70's. I  have come up with an updated version,an exotic version if you will. I call it the Wild rock or free range rock. Now everyone just send me $2.75 and that includes S & H. Then feel free to go outside and pick out your Wild 'Free range" rock.
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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2008, 01:09:16 AM »
Quote from: Zeus on July 02, 2008, 09:35:28 PM
Rememeber back in the '70's and the Guy that came up with the Idea of Pet rocks. That silly idea made that guy in excess of 13 million smackeroos and that was back when a million bucks still meant something.

Well anyway Pet rocks are so goshe and so well so '70's. I  have come up with an updated version,an exotic version if you will. I call it the Wild rock or free range rock. Now everyone just send me $2.75 and that includes S & H. Then feel free to go outside and pick out your Wild 'Free range" rock.

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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2008, 03:19:50 AM »
bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive....just found an old AM-WAY pamplet.
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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2008, 08:31:11 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 02, 2008, 07:18:34 PM
LOL!
After he finds how much it's going to cost to "protect" his intellectual property, he'll be back to whining about how working on his computer hurts his back.

Yep.  The only one who's going to make money off this deal is the attorney.

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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive licenses his intellect
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2011, 08:19:10 PM »
"bump" in memory of Redstone.
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