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I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« on: April 03, 2014, 03:19:29 PM »
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ForgoTheConsequence (2,636 posts)

I have a dianosed mental illness.


Today I learned that.....


My medication and treatment regimen doesn't work.

I cannot be trusted.

My rights aren't as important as the rights of a healthy person.

I should be put in a database, you know, just in case.....

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2014, 03:23:10 PM »
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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2014, 03:23:48 PM »
I would venture to say that anyone that is not a mole on the DUmp has some type of mental illness.

When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2014, 03:47:31 PM »
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Response to ForgoTheConsequence (Original post)Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:37 PM
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18. depends on the data base doesn't it

are you disabled--ssi is a database--you would want to be in there


gun restrictions would really depend on the illness i would think.

I would HOPE you find du to be a place with people who care.
sometimes it does not appear to be

Dembotoz found the silver lining in the mental illness cloud--disability bucks!
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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2014, 04:02:13 PM »
Dummie:

HI, I'M CRAZY.

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2014, 04:23:22 PM »
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I cannot be trusted.

Well, I wouldn't want the primitive to be trusted with the nuclear button, or the code that unlocks all computers, or credit card numbers.

We all have our vulnerabilities, our weaknesses.

For example, I wouldn't trust franksolich to tune a piano.
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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2014, 04:55:52 PM »
Well, I wouldn't want the primitive to be trusted with the nuclear button, or the code that unlocks all computers, or credit card numbers.

We all have our vulnerabilities, our weaknesses.

For example, I wouldn't trust franksolich to tune a piano.
Lets go into the business. You tune and I'll answer the phone.
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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2014, 04:56:20 PM »
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I have a dianosed mental illness.

Shocker.

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2014, 04:58:48 PM »
I've always liked Michael Savage's line about it:

"Liberalism IS a mental disease!"
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2014, 05:29:57 PM »
I've always liked Michael Savage's line about it:

"Liberalism IS a mental disease!"

I've said it before and I will say it again. The DUmp should be shutdown for the public's interest as it makes mentally ill people think they are sane and enables them from seeking the clinical mental health they truly need. The fact that the crazy factory has a mental health forum would be all the evidence I need to shut it down.
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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2014, 05:34:01 PM »
DU should be called the Insane Asylum.  :mental:
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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2014, 07:14:06 PM »
Well, I wouldn't want the primitive to be trusted with the nuclear button, or the code that unlocks all computers, or credit card numbers.

We all have our vulnerabilities, our weaknesses.

For example, I wouldn't trust franksolich to tune a piano.

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2014, 07:24:20 PM »
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ForgoTheConsequence (2,636 posts)

Shocker.

Exactly.

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Overlook or neglect consequences.  That explains so much.

 
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I have a dianosed mental illness

No.  Really?

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I cannot be trusted.

Obviously.

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My rights aren't as important as the rights of a healthy person.


..and here's what it all boils down to.  I don't have the right to freely, and at any time, pick your pocket for free shit.
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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2014, 07:24:55 PM »
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2014, 07:27:53 PM »
You may rely on me to tuna fish.

Great REO Speedwagon album!   :II:
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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2014, 08:01:30 PM »
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I cannot be trusted.  <----Wants those like him to run heath care.
Proggies don't have a problem with that.  :banghead:
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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2014, 08:06:05 PM »

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58. Why should it?
 
I don't have violent impulses. I get scared around too many people and avoid certain situations out of fear. I've never wanted to kill or hurt anyone.

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Agoraphobia is one of the most dangerous diseases that can affect someone. Agoraphobia is a strange fear of staying in a society or a social gathering. It can also extend to being a fear of staying with other people.

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2014, 09:06:16 PM »
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I have a dianosed mental illness.

Congratulations.  So do I.

Do you want a medal or a cookie.

Here's a secret: the harder you work at it, the greater your chances for full recovery or remission.

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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2014, 09:44:07 PM »
So what meds would the doctor not write for him/her?






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Re: I have a dianosed [sic] mental illness
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2014, 04:02:09 AM »
So what meds would the doctor not write for him/her?

Probably Vicodin and Percocet . . . .
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