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Offline Splashdown

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Chris Satullo: A not-so-glorious Fourth
« on: July 02, 2008, 05:11:47 PM »
Now THIS pisses me off...


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By Chris Satullo

Inquirer Columnist

Put the fireworks in storage.
Cancel the parade.

Tuck the soaring speeches in a drawer for another time.

This year, America doesn't deserve to celebrate its birthday. This Fourth of July should be a day of quiet and atonement.

For we have sinned.

We have failed to pay attention. We've settled for lame excuses. We've spit on the memory of those who did that brave, brave thing in Philadelphia 232 years ago.

The America those men founded should never torture a prisoner.

The America they founded should never imprison people for years without charge or hearing.

The America they founded should never ship prisoners to foreign lands, knowing their new jailers might torture them.



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This guy knows absolutely nothing about history, let alone the definition of "torture"


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Asshole.
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Let nothing frighten you. 
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God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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Re: Chris Satullo: A not-so-glorious Fourth
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 05:16:07 PM »
If the mother****er's too ****ing embarrassed to be an American, then maybe he ought to take Ken Hamblin's classic advise, and "Pick a better country".  Sounds to me like he could use some time observing and reporting on the tenderness and inherent justice of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

This ****er almost needs to be a DUmpster thread.  What is Chris ****nutz' DU screenname anyway?
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Re: Chris Satullo: A not-so-glorious Fourth
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 06:15:08 PM »
Scum like him need to be given the same treatment that Pinochet did to the left.
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Re: Chris Satullo: A not-so-glorious Fourth
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2008, 09:14:20 AM »
F**k this a**hole.  The family and neighbors and I are going to blow a decent-sized hole in the sky tomorrow to celebrate this nation's birth, and if he don't like it, he can feel free to point a Roman candle at his junk and light the fuse.
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Re: Chris Satullo: A not-so-glorious Fourth
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2008, 12:41:37 PM »
May the bird of paradice fly up his nose, may an elephant caress him with his toes, may his wife be plagued with runners in her hose.

.....and may his veggieburgers be full of E-coli.
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