fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house

[Big Dog]

She tried to climb a ladder, but that first rung is a doozie...

 

Compare the faces:



You hit the nail on the head!

[Big Dog]

So, this morning I was thinking...



Mr. fizz sold some stuff to buy a big screen TV "for fizzy's birthday". 

Mr. fizz doesn't work- instead he spends his days at home, smoking and masturbating. Fizzy's workin' for the man every night and day to keep him in cigs and baby oil. At night, when fizzy wants a little lovin', Mr. fizz has nothing left for her - leaving her only marijuana, cheap beer, and gut bombs to ease the aching need in her aching seed.

But now, thanks to Mr. fizz' generous gift to himself, he can spend his days at home smoking, masturbating to big-screen porn, and playing video games. Her new "birthday present" will bring her nothing but sadness and loneliness.

I think fizzy has figured that out, which won't help her to come back from going full koala.

Fizzy reads CC, so I know she'll see this:

Fizzy, I don't feel sorry for you. You chose this path, every step of it; and only you can make the changes you need for a healthy mind, body, and spirit.

C'mon, fizzy. You know what you need to do. Put on your big girl pants and do it.

[BannedFromDU]

     Oh, she's not the first woman to hitch her wagon to a lame horse. You can't blame her uniquely for that. And plenty of women faced with the stress of providing for a worthless turd would
put on weight and would become generally miserable. Why NOT at least have a nice big screen to watch while it all goes downhill?

     Still, suppose she was married to a real go-getter. That, in and of itself, would almost certainly not diminish her taste for her "nightly" bowls. That taste, along with her taste for simple carbohydrates,
would almost certainly explode as that hypothetical go-getter realizes the anchor he's attached himself to, and leaves.

     So she's kind of screwed.

     Sorry, Fizz.

     

[GOBUCKS]

She'd be great as hostess of the cooking and baking forum, given how she's effervescent and chatty and likes to get engaged with other people.

The only problem with her becoming boss of the cooking and baking group is that she doesn't cook or bake.

Which reminds me.

DUmmy Husb2Sparkly has almost completely disappeared.

For years he has flooded the DUmp daily with his boring, empty comments.

I wonder if he's headed for the Dead DUmmies forum. If so, good riddance.

But maybe it's because Sparkly took the house and the computers.

[franksolich]

The only problem with her becoming boss of the cooking and baking group is that she doesn't cook or bake.

Which reminds me.

DUmmy Husb2Sparkly has almost completely disappeared.

For years he has flooded the DUmp daily with his boring, empty comments.

I wonder if he's headed for the Dead DUmmies forum. If so, good riddance.

But maybe it's because Sparkly took the house and the computers.

I saw the sparkling old dude make one short, neutral, comment, about three weeks or a month ago, in an obscure thread.  It was almost as if he was trying to hide from someone, perhaps his wife.

[franksolich]

Oh, but anybody as hostess, or host, of the cooking and baking primitive would do better at retaining current habitues and bringing back old ones; nobody'd certainly do any worse than dear old sweet Lu.

Once a new host, or hostess, starts posting there, and engaging with the drones, the former denizens, who left because if dear old sweet Lu didn't care, why should they? will flock back in droves.

You can bank on it.

[Big Dog]

I have a mole who loves cooking and baking, but hasn't posted in the forum lately. If a new host livened up the forum, my mole would be a lot more active there.

Maybe my mole will ask the DU admins to take over hosting the forum.

[franksolich]

I thought this was funny.

[AprilRazz]

Ew.

The fizzy one's added some lard to her hips and other places the past few months.

That is female? Think I need to have my glasses adjusted.