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fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« on: March 28, 2014, 05:42:38 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018596167

Looks like it hasn't been that long since the last head shaving incident: 

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Thu Mar 27, 2014, 09:50 PM

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here is my early birthday present

my husband traded some stuff for it

a picture of the fizzgig primitive giving two thumbs up to a television set in a cluttered, filthy room

it's almost obscene, but i can't wait to play katamari on it.

and, yes, my apartment has a lot of clutter. tomorrow is cleaning day.

Yeah, sure.  Cleaning day is always tomorrow around your house, isn't it? 

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Thu Mar 27, 2014, 10:16 PM

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5. Nice. May your teevee never rest on Fox News.

Even in passing.

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Fri Mar 28, 2014, 01:27 AM

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8. i catch my husband watching that from time to time

it's a know your enemy type of thing, but i still want to when i walk in on it.

Uh oh. 

The rest of the thread consists of the primitives gently suggesting to the fizzgig primitive that her living conditions look filthy, and the fizzgig primitive promising to clean up the place... tomorrow.  Or if her husband takes her on a date.  Or if it doesn't cut into an extended movie marathon. 
 
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2014, 05:47:01 PM »
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i catch my husband watching that from time to time
That's called a start to a better life.
You goin' down fizzlegig.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2014, 05:56:40 PM »
Ew.

The fizzy one's added some lard to her hips and other places the past few months.

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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2014, 05:59:35 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 28, 2014, 05:56:40 PM
Ew.

The fizzy one's added some lard to her hips and other places the past few months.

All those gut bombs are really starting to pay off!
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2014, 06:04:56 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 28, 2014, 05:59:35 PM
All those gut bombs are really starting to pay off!

Well, it doesn't become her.

She looked really good when she was svelte.

Now, not so much; in fact, not by a long shot.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2014, 06:06:16 PM »
Isn`t this lunatic always whining about how they/she can`t afford food?
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2014, 06:09:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 28, 2014, 06:04:56 PM
Well, it doesn't become her.

She looked really good when she was svelte.

Now, not so much; in fact, not by a long shot.

I believe if I were married to the fizzgig primitive and she went from what she looked like in the "other" picture I've seen to her current state, I'd be upset that I'd been sold a bill of goods.  
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2014, 06:12:07 PM »
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here is my early birthday present

my husband traded some stuff for it

it's almost obscene, but i can't wait to play katamari on it.

and, yes, my apartment has a lot of clutter. tomorrow is cleaning day.


     Wait, did he give her the TV, or all the junk?  #withhoardersyouneverknow

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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2014, 06:14:06 PM »
She doesn't need fox news to 'know her enemy'. She merely needs to walk over to a mirror(assuming she can get to it through the clutter) to see the real enemy to herself and her well-being.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2014, 06:17:39 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on March 28, 2014, 06:14:06 PM
She doesn't need fox news to 'know her enemy'. She merely needs to walk over to a mirror(assuming she can get to it through the clutter) to see the real enemy to herself and her well-being.

     Preferably clothed.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2014, 06:18:10 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 28, 2014, 06:12:07 PM

     Wait, did he give her the TV, or all the junk?  #withhoardersyouneverknow



I would say one clean, never before used vacuum was used as part of the trade for the television.  
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2014, 06:20:54 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 28, 2014, 06:18:10 PM
I would say one clean, never before used vacuum was used as part of the trade for the television.  


     Only after one dirty, way-too-used wife was rejected as payment.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2014, 06:35:47 PM »
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my husband traded some stuff for it


She'll be pissed when she discovers he traded the thief some of her weed for the TV set.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2014, 06:39:13 PM »
She lies about having a job. She sits on her a$$ all day and does nothing.
This the real reason she and Hubby are having problems. He figured out she's nothing but a leech.


I'm betting Hubby doesn't read DU or he would see her plans to cheat on him.  ::)
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2014, 08:27:31 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 28, 2014, 05:59:35 PM
All those gut bombs are really starting to pay off!

Gut bombs and beer.

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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2014, 08:36:10 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 28, 2014, 06:09:18 PM
I believe if I were married to the fizzgig primitive and she went from what she looked like in the "other" picture I've seen to her current state, I'd be upset that I'd been sold a bill of goods.  

A diet of lard sammiches, Cheetos, PBR, and weed will do that to a gal.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2014, 08:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Dori on March 28, 2014, 08:27:31 PM
Gut bombs and beer.

Yes, fizz would be a good boss for the cooking group.

Her housekeeping skills would fit right in with the rest of the hateful old crones.

But then, anyone would be better than useless old Lucinda.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2014, 08:53:29 PM »
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my husband traded some stuff for it
One used Dog House
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3. i'm trying to decide what movie i should watch on it first
May I suggest A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
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9. the cats are going nuts over the fish
Just the cats?
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12. i'll clean tomorrow
Or maybe the next day.....
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2014, 10:24:53 PM »
Damnit, fizz still isn't doing her housework and keeps gaining yet MORE weight:




from early September of last year - here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018472465


Start cleaning the house, lose some weight and keep growing out your hair. You'd look MUCH better with longer hair.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2014, 03:28:00 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2014, 08:42:03 PM
Yes, fizz would be a good boss for the cooking group.

Her housekeeping skills would fit right in with the rest of the hateful old crones.

But then, anyone would be better than useless old Lucinda.

She'd be great as hostess of the cooking and baking forum, given how she's effervescent and chatty and likes to get engaged with other people.

How much different from dear old sweet Lu, who just sits on her ass all day, doing nothing and saying one whole entire sentence four, five, times a week.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2014, 04:35:49 AM »
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5. Nice. May your teevee never rest on Fox News.

Even in passing.


Careful there, such sentiments can lead to joblessness and begging for fish.

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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2014, 05:55:34 AM »
From another thread, but does fit in nicely with the apartment cleaning issue.
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It's in this thread about Ecigs and smoking http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018596911

Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #3) Sat Mar 29, 2014, 03:25 AM

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5. i'm smelling a bit more acutely already

unfortunately, none of those smells are pleasant. i really need to get some odor eaters
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2014, 08:13:44 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 28, 2014, 05:56:40 PM
Ew.
The fizzy one's added some lard to her hips and other places the past few months.


Must be her winter weight.  Just like a bear fatting up for hibernation.
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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2014, 08:23:46 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on March 29, 2014, 08:13:44 AM

Must be her winter weight.  Just like a bear fatting up for hibernation.

She's going full koala!

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Re: fizzgig primitive gives two thumbs up and reveals her dirty house
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2014, 08:28:16 AM »
She tried to climb a ladder, but that first rung is a doozie...

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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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