Hyperhomosexuals are what have made me a homophobe.
Basically, that's what Wills is, a hypergay.
There's plenty of other gays on Skins's island, and we've quoted some of them, but they appear to have a more-rounded, fuller, sort of life than Wills does, because they yap about issues and people other than just gaiety.
It was interesting yesterday (Thursday); I saw a Drudge headline, FIRST PENIS MUSEUM IN THE WORLD OPENS--I didn't bother going there, as I was pretty busy--and the first thing that
instantly popped into my mind was, "I'll bet Wills took out a lifetime membership in that place....."
I know I'm not the most exciting person in the world, but imagine how much more boring franksolich would be, if all I talked about was deafness, no other subject.