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Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« on: March 27, 2014, 03:42:21 PM »
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NAPLES, Uintah County — A Uintah County woman is accused of trying to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's home with a pound of bacon left burning on a gas stove.

Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31, was charged Wednesday in 8th District Court with arson, a third-degree felony. ...
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What a waste of bacon.
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2014, 03:57:28 PM »
Has the jury rendered a verdict yet?

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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2014, 04:07:41 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 27, 2014, 03:57:28 PM
Has the jury rendered a verdict yet?


After listening to a lot of legal waffle I believe the foreman egged them on to make a decision.
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2014, 04:10:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 27, 2014, 03:57:28 PM
Has the jury rendered a verdict yet?



Fat lot of good it'll do her . . .
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2014, 04:34:15 PM »
What a waste of good bacon. :rant: :rant:
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2014, 05:39:04 PM »
Guess she likes her bacon... Crispi
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2014, 06:03:31 PM »
She was just hog wild for him.
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2014, 08:39:15 PM »
I just want to get Crispi Bacon in a sentence.
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2014, 04:35:07 AM »
Quote from: Rick on March 27, 2014, 08:39:15 PM
I just want to get Crispi Bacon in a sentence.

How long in the frying pan?
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2014, 04:54:21 AM »
Wasted bacon... :hammer:..she should be hogtied.
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Re: Woman named Crispi tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2014, 06:33:37 AM »
that jury is gonna smoke Crispi -- I can smell it coming.
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