Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig

[USA4ME]

Playinghardball

How would you like to grow into a tree after you die?
 


This is a Bios Urn, a completely biodegradable urn that contains a single tree seed. When planted, the tree seed is nourished by and absorbs the nutrients from the ashes. The urn itself is made from coconut shell and contains compacted peat and cellulose. The ashes are mixed with this, and the seed placed inside. You can even choose which type of tree you'd like to grow!

More info, & some other sciencey options for your remains: http://bit.ly/1eLy8bh

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024730651

Primitives as plant food? At least then it could be said they did serve some useful purpose.

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[BannedFromDU]

Primitives as plant food? At least then it could be said they did serve some useful purpose.

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     Thus creating a new species: DUmbassia homofolia

[thundley4]

Is growing a tree going to offset all the chemicals pumped into the air when a DUmmie body is incinerated?

[GOBUCKS]

Primitives as plant food? At least then it could be said they did serve some useful purpose.

This reminds me of the DUmmy who suggested you should feel honored if your cat helped feed a wild hawk.

[Carl]

DUmbasses should happily step forward to grow a new forest!

[FlaGator]

Primitives as plant food? At least then it could be said they did serve some useful purpose.

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^5

[FlippyDoo]

DUmmie + biodegradable Urn = mad scientist saying: And they said I could NOT grow a shit tree! Bwaahaaahaaa! We'll see who get's the last laugh!

[Mr Mannn]

Will Earth First Dummies weep and wail when your tree gets cut down?

[Dori]

I'm betting on the DUmmies in the cooking and baking forum becoming kale.

[delilahmused]

     Thus creating a new species: DUmbassia homofolia

Depending on the species, the gay ones might have issues with pollination.

Cindie

[Dori]

Depending on the species, the gay ones might have issues with pollination.

 

[thundley4]

Depending on the species, the gay ones might have issues with pollination.

Cindie

They can be ferns.

[Wineslob]

I'm sure that whatever the DUmmies plant, it'll come back as a dwarf species.

[Skul]

contains a single tree seed.

Poison Ivy, is not a tree.

I wonder if the DUmmies are aware of the viability of "tree seeds".
The actual germination rate is fairly low.

[thundley4]

Poison Ivy, is not a tree.

I wonder if the DUmmies are aware of the viability of "tree seeds".
The actual germination rate is fairly low.

You couldn't prove that by my yard. It seems like every "helicopter seed" that falls from the elm tree starts growing.  Every year I have enough sprout up to start a tree nursery.

[GOBUCKS]

If a DUmmy's in the box, it would have to be put under a grow light.

[Dori]

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If a DUmmy's in the box, it would have to be put under a grow light.

They do better in a dark basement in front of a computer monitor. 

[delilahmused]

Poison Ivy, is not a tree.

I wonder if the DUmmies are aware of the viability of "tree seeds".
The actual germination rate is fairly low.

It's so adaptable, though. It can mimic the plants around it. Poison oak is even worse. We have an area with smaller trees and damned if it doesn't mimic tree branches. I get it every year.

Cindie

[Skul]

You couldn't prove that by my yard. It seems like every "helicopter seed" that falls from the elm tree starts growing.  Every year I have enough sprout up to start a tree nursery.

Do what DUmmies do and let the yard go to pot.

 

[delilahmused]

Do what DUmmies do and let the yard go to pot.

 

Except that damn plant would find a way to look like cannabis anyway.

Cindie

[thundley4]

Except that damn plant would find a way to look like cannabis anyway.

Cindie

And then liberals would be infesting the area.