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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #75 on: March 26, 2014, 12:16:05 PM »
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #76 on: March 26, 2014, 12:19:57 PM »
The dim ones really do not like this thread.  :popcorn:

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2014, 12:40:39 PM »
Nice try, EK.  You were a perfect gentleman.  Shows what asshats they are; cowards, too. 

Gothmog mentions "hurt feelings" over and over again.  He's utterly incapable of reading his opposition.  Grave errors are made that way.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2014, 12:54:24 PM »
Nice try, EK.  You were a perfect gentleman.  Shows what asshats they are; cowards, too. 

Gothmog mentions "hurt feelings" over and over again.  He's utterly incapable of reading his opposition.  Grave errors are made that way.

What did Sun Tsu say about the bolded?

"When your enemy is making a mistake, do not interrupt him," or words to that effect . . . :whistling:
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2014, 01:03:23 PM »
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It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #80 on: March 26, 2014, 01:03:50 PM »
What did Sun Tsu say about the bolded?

"When your enemy is making a mistake, do not interrupt him," or words to that effect . . . :whistling:

Pretty sure Sun Tsu didn't have to deal with DUmmies.  I expect if he did, he would have said - When your enemy is a DUmmie, point and laugh.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #81 on: March 26, 2014, 01:07:07 PM »
Pretty sure Sun Tsu didn't have to deal with DUmmies.  I expect if he did, he would have said - When your enemy is a DUmmie, point and laugh.

I don't think he said point and laugh...probably more like point and _______.   :whatever:
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #82 on: March 26, 2014, 01:20:15 PM »
I don't think he said point and laugh...probably more like point and _______.   :whatever:



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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #83 on: March 26, 2014, 01:21:38 PM »
This turned out to be a pretty epic thread fail on the part of the rock boy primitive.

He meant it as a warning to those who were posting thread titles mocking the "Dear Leader is a used car salesman" thread by the Pittster (Of course, Dear Leader isn't bright enough to be a used car salesman. He's just a far below average Chicago Machine punk.) Several of them had thread headlines that read "**** OBAMA AND DA HORSE HE ROAD N ON" or the like, and a google search by those who were looking for threads that said "**** Obama" would pull up Skin's island. The rock boy primitive viewed that as a negative and he wanted to warn the other primitives that, in his infinite wisdom, to forgo doing that would be a good idea. Instead, his thread turned out to be platform for some of the primitives who are angry we make fun of them to vent. In fact, that's all it has become now, with a bunch of no-names saying "Notice Me!! Notice Me!!"

Look primitives, ignore we're here, go about saying the stupid things you do everyday, and if it's good enough we'll bring it over. That's how it's always worked. Some of you are trying way too hard. This "Notice Me!!" nonsense just isn't going to make it.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #84 on: March 26, 2014, 07:49:16 PM »

     Said the faggot who was asshurt that we made a joke about a dead dog.

The Gothbog primitive's pretty weird.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #85 on: March 26, 2014, 07:53:20 PM »
Oh, for Heaven's sake! You can't get more public than the Internet! These days employers to a google check on potential employees.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #86 on: March 26, 2014, 07:55:30 PM »
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Gothmog (9,519 posts)    Wed Mar 26, 2014, 04:56 PM

201. Right now these idiots are conducting an internal poll as to how to deal with DU

The idiots in the conservative cave are so clueless that they think that their comments on their own board have an effect on what is posted on this board and that DUers care about what they think. It is really very cute. These idiots lack any self awareness or do not realize that the only reason people like me go to their boards is to laugh at them. The idiots posting on the conservative cave are still really upset that one of their fellow idiots posted on this board and was tombstoned in short order.
 
The idiots on the conservative cave actually think that they are capable of understanding the issues discussed on DU and that they can contribute to these discussions. It is really very cute that they think that they can contribute to any discussion or that anyone would care about their opinions.
 
I really enjoy laughing at the posts on this board. I really hope that these idiots decide to keep on posting on the conservative cave so that I can continue laughing at their posts.

The Gothbog primitive can kiss franksolich's Nebraska Republican ass.

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202. "How to deal with DU"?

Shit, shouldn't the idiot who pays server and hosting fees have thought about that before they wasted money setting up a message board to mimic DU???
 
My guess is when you're a right-wing moron, there's only one way to deal with anything....hide under your bed and cry about mean old Obama and libruls ruining your life until mommy comes down to the basement to either give you some Spaghetti-O's or tell you to shut the **** up and rake the backyard.

The primitives are referring of course to a poll posted here about the effectiveness of the DUmpster, which was a couple of hours later, after he'd spotted it here, the source of inspiration for the mineral oil primitive to start his thread on Skins's island.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #87 on: March 26, 2014, 08:00:20 PM »
By the way, does one suppose the Gothbog primitive only recently discovered the DUmpster?

His comment doesn't hint that he knows much about us.

Too bad for the Gothbog primitive.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #88 on: March 26, 2014, 08:04:06 PM »
page 159, comment 2371:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81827

Too bad for the Bothgog primitive.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #89 on: March 26, 2014, 08:11:19 PM »
<<<wonders how come primitives never live up to one's expectations about what they look like in real life?

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #90 on: March 26, 2014, 08:39:31 PM »
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The idiots on the conservative cave actually think that they are capable of understanding the issues discussed on DU and that they can contribute to these discussions.

I will give it that.
In all the time it has existed I have never seen a person here ask how to beat a drug test,turn into a male cat,how to get on disability,beg for money,ponder how to qualify for food stamps/section 8 housing,sabotaging a workplace,hiding a TV remote,etc.

You guys just really are profound over in your cesspool.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #91 on: March 26, 2014, 08:44:18 PM »
I will give it that.
In all the time it has existed I have never seen a person here ask how to beat a drug test,turn into a male cat,how to get on disability,beg for money,ponder how to qualify for food stamps/section 8 housing,sabotaging a workplace,hiding a TV remote,etc.

You guys just really are profound over in your cesspool.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #92 on: March 26, 2014, 09:12:22 PM »
page 159, comment 2371:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81827

Too bad for the Bothgog primitive.

Ah man, just another ugly, fat, simpleminded lawyer. My toenail clippings are smarter than he could ever hope to be.

These primitives always turn out to be huge disappointments.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #93 on: March 27, 2014, 02:40:25 AM »
Ah man, just another ugly, fat, simpleminded lawyer. My toenail clippings are smarter than he could ever hope to be.

These primitives always turn out to be huge disappointments.

With a screen-name like that one, I was expecting some punk kid with the "Goth" look, not a pyramid-shaped middle-aged guy with thinning hair.

I feel the same way I did when I learned that TheMastersNemesis is a shrimp, a wimp.

It must be pointed out however, that I do really good in imagining what female primitives look like, based upon their comments; in some cases, I may've been off, but not too far off.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #94 on: March 27, 2014, 06:10:33 AM »
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Gothmog (9,519 posts)    Wed Mar 26, 2014, 04:56 PM

201. Right now these idiots are conducting an internal poll as to how to deal with DU

The idiots in the conservative cave are so clueless that they think that their comments on their own board have an effect on what is posted on this board and that DUers care about what they think. It is really very cute. These idiots lack any self awareness or do not realize that the only reason people like me go to their boards is to laugh at them. The idiots posting on the conservative cave are still really upset that one of their fellow idiots posted on this board and was tombstoned in short order.
 
The idiots on the conservative cave actually think that they are capable of understanding the issues discussed on DU and that they can contribute to these discussions. It is really very cute that they think that they can contribute to any discussion or that anyone would care about their opinions.
 
I really enjoy laughing at the posts on this board. I really hope that these idiots decide to keep on posting on the conservative cave so that I can continue laughing at their posts.

Actually, I don't give a rat's ass what you guys think about our motives. Obviously, you're too big of an idiot to know when someone's yanking your chain...you have no way of knowing whether whoever was a mole or not but it sure is fun watching you get your panties in a wad about the whole thing. But, hey, why don't you come sign up and talk with us instead of pretending you're some badass. We can't come over there and be ourselves because most of you get so upset, you'd think someone dropped a house on your sister. We don't have those kinds of insecurities, so please come share your holier than thou genius. Bring over the issues you think we can't understand and discuss them with us. I dare you! Or are you just one of those little pussies who talk a good game when you're among people who agree with you but don't have the guts or brains to argue your point of view with people who don't think exactly like you?

Right now, I'm getting the biggest charge watching you vacillate between angst and euphoria and back again as you assess your chances in the midterms. We know exactly what your excuses will be when you lose (everyone in your party knows you're going down except you guys). It's the same ones you pull out every single time you lose an election because you're incapable of looking critically at yourselves. Everyone else is stupid, except you (except when they vote for 0bama or some other inept politician who can't even execute a fart without shitting his pants). They're voting against their own interests (as if you know what's right for every freaking person in the known universe). They cheated. You guys even had conversations about that during the 2010 midterms, one of the biggest defeats of one party in our history. It's why your side panicked and the boy king had to send the IRS out to fight his battles. I've even seen conversations on DU where you guys claimed Reagan cheated. Yeah, 2 landslides and he cheated. We don't have any places where 120% of the population votes so I'm not sure how we'd pull it off but when you can't face your weaknesses what else can you do.

I'd start preparing to lose the next presidential election, too. 0bama's screwed you guys worse than you know. I thought Carter screwed the pooch, but you've outdone yourselves this time. And it started with the one thing you guys wanted most for decades: government run health care. It's a disaster and it's ****ed over more people than it's helped. People don't want it fixed they want it gone. 0bama's broken so many promises and lied so much, even your sycophants in the media can't hold back the floodgates. Fast & Furious, Benghazi, IRS, NSA, "if you like your plan, you can keep your plan", "if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor", changing laws unconstitutionally, drip, drip, drip. Even low information voters are paying attention. 0bamacare brought it all into focus. Your big wet dream has turned out to be nothing more than pissing your pants in your sleep! Oh, and let me add one more thing: Carter was merely incompetent and he gave us Reagan. Imagine what we'll get after corrupt, weak and incompetent!

But really, I just love comments like yours: always on defense, never on offense. Sucks to be you.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #95 on: March 27, 2014, 09:18:08 AM »
Actually, I don't give a rat's ass what you guys think about our motives. ... Sucks to be you.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #96 on: March 27, 2014, 09:20:42 AM »
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The idiots in the conservative cave are so clueless that they think that their comments on their own board have an effect on what is posted on this board and that DUers care about what they think.

The mere fact you even mentioned it proves that you in fact DO care what we think.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #97 on: March 27, 2014, 09:42:21 AM »
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Gothmog (9,519 posts)    Wed Mar 26, 2014, 04:56 PM

201. Right now these idiots are conducting an internal poll as to how to deal with DU

The idiots in the conservative cave are so clueless that they think that their comments on their own board have an effect on what is posted on this board and that DUers care about what they think. It is really very cute. These idiots lack any self awareness or do not realize that the only reason people like me go to their boards is to laugh at them. The idiots posting on the conservative cave are still really upset that one of their fellow idiots posted on this board and was tombstoned in short order.
 
The idiots on the conservative cave actually think that they are capable of understanding the issues discussed on DU and that they can contribute to these discussions. It is really very cute that they think that they can contribute to any discussion or that anyone would care about their opinions.
 
I really enjoy laughing at the posts on this board. I really hope that these idiots decide to keep on posting on the conservative cave so that I can continue laughing at their posts.

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Gothmog, you stupid POS. We are RIDICULING YOU. This is a TIME KILLER for us. My God man, are you that obtuse?
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #98 on: March 27, 2014, 09:54:11 AM »
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Gothmog, you stupid POS. We are RIDICULING YOU. This is a TIME KILLER for us. My God man, are you that obtuse?

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #99 on: March 27, 2014, 10:05:05 AM »
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page 159, comment 2371:

http://www.conservativeca...com/index.php/topic,81827

Too bad for the Bothgog primitive.

     Don't worry, DUmmies. Of those 2,371 posts, only a few are pics of you, and the other roughly 97% are...commentary.

     I wonder what his DUmmy brethren would make of gothmog's education at a Texas university owned, operated, and governed by FUNDIES.

     And I wonder also what they would make of his career, helping the 1% become the .01%.

     Hmmm.
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