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Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« on: March 21, 2014, 09:53:44 PM »
I declare that the next 24 hours (not business hours) will be the first annual Post Like a Know-it-all Day on CC. It will run in this thread only unless Freep and crew (aka The Mods) decide to ploink the entire thing into the iggy zone. It will apparently run indefinitely on DU.

Yup, in the vain of other special days oh say Talk Like a Piirate Day comes to mind I figure we’d be crossing the Rubic’s Con if we didn’t have a day for posting like a know-it-all.

Suffice it to say those who notice things like oh trends and arcs will know that stuff like grammar and spelling does not matter at all as some are illiterate in multiple languages.

And for f*cks face if you decide to take part pick a topic that you know very little to absolutely nothing about.

I’ll be educating you all on astrophysics so everyone please steer clear of that particular topic. I can promise that no one doesn’t know as much about astrophysics as myself.

Astrophysics
by FlippyDoo, award winning trained fictional spirit-guide

Every time George is slung from the thing when he walks Astro. I’ll tell you this right now the formula 4*x-t/pi with sum squared of course answers the question to that. You can look it up. Yup, the levitation of the spire also matters. And things like oh the length and number of Astro’s legs. Yup, I mean 2’ or oh 12 quintameters. Suffice it to say that the cat believes the earth is flat and that falls to Jane because Elroy. I wish I did not know this stuff.

Now I’ve got to get back to those pesky chemicaleric formulas I’m working on for a nooz article. If I can just dig my calc out of my vest. My press credentials keep getting in the way.

Below is an award winning photo I took with the good rig to demonstrate my knowledge of astrophysics. You’ll notice that it was taken at night so I had to adjust the shutter blink with the peanut butter from my boot to capture the action.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2014, 09:58:00 PM »
 :lol:  h5
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2014, 10:02:45 PM »
BS just because I hurt my brain reading that.  :lmao:
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2014, 02:50:46 AM »
Hey!

What's that thing in the lower left of center in the picture?

For f*ck's face, it heading straight for us!
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2014, 03:12:21 AM »
We're all nadin for a day!   :yahoo:
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2014, 03:38:51 AM »
Oh no.  This is going to require some research.  I'm not sure if I have the required Tylenol on hand.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2014, 04:52:31 AM »
Quote from: Skul on March 21, 2014, 10:02:45 PM
BS just because I hurt my brain reading that.  :lmao:

Thank you so much. it was thought provoking, but you are incorrect about the BS. I do not despite all of my knowledge in the area have a Bachelor of Science degree. I actually have a Master of Art Degree instead.

Some doubt my credentials but they are just bullies. There derition durison dorisian ridicule just results in me pretending to put them on my ignore list.

Chow and mercy bo coo umico. See, that’s Itallian, English, Frech and Spanish. For those who have trouble with pesky languages it means Hello and thank you friend.

Yup, if I only had a quid for every time someone was jealous of my eloquence I could add a few quarters and buy oh a piece of bubble gum.

And don’t even get me started on the jealousy over the Pullet Czar Award that I won for my article on ghost chickens using brush fires to bring about climactic change and set themselves up as rulers of Murica.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2014, 05:12:45 AM »
Good one!

Awesome!
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2014, 08:03:19 AM »
I will gladly post on a topic, but not here. Suffice it to say I've tried that before, but the mods here won't control the dogs. You know where to find it if you want to read.

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2014, 08:15:30 AM »
I tried posting like a know it all, but everyone just laughed. So I'm only going to post crunchy stories from now on...
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2014, 08:55:33 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 21, 2014, 09:53:44 PM
... I’ll tell you this right now the formula 4*x-t/pi with sum squared of course answers the question to that. ...

Some here do not seem to want to know, but that that 't/pi' is obviously reverted, as I learned while being shot at and rescuing wounded revolutionaries and police at the same time back in the day, but some people do not like it when I post serious things here...

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2014, 09:26:56 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on March 22, 2014, 03:38:51 AM
Oh no.  This is going to require some research.  I'm not sure if I have the required Tylenol on hand.
 

Keep it up and you'll get good at it.  Trust me, I know about these things.  I've been practicing this for nearly thrifty years now.   
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2014, 09:30:36 AM »
I post all my good stuff somewhere else.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2014, 09:31:38 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 22, 2014, 09:30:36 AM
I post all my good stuff somewhere else.

As a professional blogger, I would like to comment on that.  Do you leave your comments section unlocked?
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2014, 12:26:23 PM »
Some of us have been saying this for a long time, but I really wish I didn't know all this shit.

Sadly, I don't expect anyone here to understand.

Anyway, you welcome.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2014, 12:45:38 PM »
Thanks you for the lecher, Flippydoo! 

I for one appreciate all that Flippy can tech us, no matter what the naysayers say.  Flippydoo is the most valuable member here and we should treasure him. 
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2014, 03:02:09 PM »
Plonk.

That is all.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2014, 03:40:27 PM »
You say you think things couldn't get worst?

Au cntrainere, they get worst.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2014, 03:54:05 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 22, 2014, 09:26:56 AM
 

Keep it up and you'll get good at it.  Trust me, I know about these things.  I've been practicing this for nearly thrifty years now.   

 :lmao:

That was classic Blob.  If, such a thing exists.


....and sadly it does.
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"Accuse others of what you do." - Karl Marx

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2014, 04:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Karin on March 22, 2014, 12:45:38 PM
Thanks you for the lecher, Flippydoo! 

I for one appreciate all that Flippy can tech us, no matter what the naysayers say.  Flippydoo is the most valuable member here and we should treasure him. 

Is he on San Diego?  Not on CNN?  Not news.  I would post about that, but American is my twenty-fifth language.  So, good day.

Oh, attack me if you like.  It seems it would be the thing.

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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

"Accuse others of what you do." - Karl Marx

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2014, 04:14:33 PM »
The tittle of that post, it made me want to get, oh, my riffle and raffel down from a chomper.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2014, 05:46:25 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 22, 2014, 04:14:33 PM
The tittle of that post, it made me want to get, oh, my riffle and raffel down from a chomper.

With the good rig?
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2014, 05:53:55 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 22, 2014, 12:26:23 PM
Some of us have been saying this for a long time, but I really wish I didn't know all this shit.

Sadly, I don't expect anyone here to understand.

Anyway, you welcome.


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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2014, 06:17:37 PM »
Just got back from a crunchy story.  A blade tore lose from a windmill in New Mexico and flew from there to a small town just north of Chickashaw, Georgia. In route it decaptated four magnolier trees and two mannikans in a Walmart store. After reaching the small town in Georgia the blade teamed up with an ecig and beat the shit out of a chicchiwawa dog before setting a brush fire around some azelia bushes. Suffice it to say the nomex came in handy. Yup, an ecig and a windmill blade. Both supposedly safe. But it’s not on CNN so it’s not nooz so I won’t be posting about it here.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2014, 06:18:10 PM »
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