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DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« on: March 19, 2014, 09:05:08 PM »
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Wed Mar 19, 2014, 08:45 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)

I have been seriously thinking of getting this tattoo

(sketch of a sleazy tramp-stamp-type tattoo)
 
It would be a little cheaper that the phoenix one I was thinking about and it is really cool!
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Wed Mar 19, 2014, 08:49 PM
Star Member panader0 (10,583 posts)
1. How can you afford a tattoo on a budget?


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2. As with many things, I have a savings Jar.

I have a jar that I have started putting spare change into. This is my " I am going to do something crazy" fund. I am going to use the money from my consignment sales for saving for a new camera. The money from the coffee shop is what HUD counts till I start making more than $500 a month with the art. My small apt. is only $174 out of my monthly income and thanks to a coupon/shopping guru I live next to, I have been able to spread my $189 in Snaps a LONG way.

Oh the apt. is all utilities included. It also has Wi-Fi. But that has been going in and out lately, the owner is thinking of changing providers.

And next door neighbor is an accountant. He lives for numbers. I have been picking his brain.
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4. And there is a shop here that will do it for $40.

So right now my fund is at $15. And they did say they were going to do a % off sale in the summer.

Yeah, I have been doing my homework!
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3. I would love a tattoo however I can not get one..

Not if I want to visit an Onsen (Hot Springs) or Outdoor Roten Buro.
Some beaches in Japan do not allow tattoos as well.
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5. I know the feeling.

This is going to take a little time to save. But as long as I don't splurge I'll make it!


      

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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2014, 09:08:37 PM »
So the "government" (i.e. taxpayers) are paying for her crappy little apartment while she uses her money to save for a tattoo.  Oh yeah, I feel so happy about the work that the government does to help low income workers  :whatever:

There is a reason that my personal charitable donations go to my local church and organizations focused on children and to the poor overseas.  A large portion of the poor in this country are poor due to their own life choices and inability to prioritize.

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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 09:13:54 PM »
Fear not!  She has a savings jar!   :rotf:

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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 09:15:54 PM »
So the "government" (i.e. taxpayers) are paying for her crappy little apartment while she uses her money to save for a tattoo.  Oh yeah, I feel so happy about the work that the government does to help low income workers  :whatever:

There is a reason that my personal charitable donations go to my local church and organizations focused on children and to the poor overseas.  A large portion of the poor in this country are poor due to their own life choices and inability to prioritize.

Hell, in Massachusetts the Tattoo parlors accept EBT cards.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2014, 09:50:18 PM »
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4. And there is a shop here that will do it for $40.

So right now my fund is at $15. And they did say they were going to do a % off sale in the summer.

Yeah, I have been doing my homework!




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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2014, 09:58:14 PM »
A $40 tattoo... that's gonna look good.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2014, 10:12:46 PM »
The Tucson Tart's new tat: A full-color picture of Cthulhu on her pubis, with its tendrils wrapped around her vulva and around back. Across her belly, Into the Mouth of Madness.



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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2014, 10:17:30 PM »
So the "government" (i.e. taxpayers) are paying for her crappy little apartment while she uses her money to save for a tattoo. 

It is infuriating.  Basically, the good folks in Arizona are paying for her fugly tat.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2014, 10:21:22 PM »
It's good to know she has her priorities straight.

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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2014, 10:30:48 PM »
So the "government" (i.e. taxpayers) are paying for her crappy little apartment while she uses her money to save for a tattoo.

It's how every f'n one of the welfare recipients I've ever encountered think. ...and they wonder why they're broke. Dumb ass decisions = dumbass stations in life.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2014, 01:04:59 AM »
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This is my " I am going to do something crazy" fund
Here's an idea for your "crazy fund": Support yourself you parasite!
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2014, 05:17:36 AM »
I prefer scars to tattoos (I have several.  Scars, not tats.)

They usually have a better story attached to them, and it usually doesn't start off, "Well, we got drunk and..."
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2014, 05:45:30 AM »
Well if nothing else, she has enough backside for the tattoo to fit.   
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2014, 05:48:39 AM »
I wonder who is actually going to get close enough to her to read that tat ? (earth, air, fire, water)

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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2014, 05:58:52 AM »
I wonder who is actually going to get close enough to her to read that tat ? (earth, air, fire, water)

Maybe Chief Good Anddrunk
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2014, 06:31:24 AM »
Advice to Amber.

In her job she must run into the Asian community, the women you want to be friends with have cosmetic tattoos.    Much goes on in the underground Asian Society so she should put the word out she has $75.00- to $100.00 to get a eye brow and eye lining job and if satisfied will later go for the rouge and lip lining.

Benefits, this is forever makeup, no spending ever again one cent on cosmetics.   Look the same all the time and only up keep is to wash the face and apply sun screen every day.

These idiot females that spend hundreds of bucks on a tattoo that is not to be seen by anyone unless they are behind them when they are naked is most odd as for the same amount of money they can have their face that they present to the public re sculptured and  any defects hidden.

Skin is interesting, one can gain weight or loose weight, the Tattoo seems to keep up with all of this and never gets out of control.

To Mark the skin is an Ancient human tradition, like gold fish in a bowl the one with the different markings cause our attention.

Amber wants to mark her body for some reason, who the heck knows what her Tat means but herself.  

Go for the makeup, the face she wants to present to the world that is permanent and the time and cost of buying stuff that does  make a difference is significant.  

Amber , the tat you want is stupid, who is going to see it or understand what the heck it means.




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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2014, 06:51:43 AM »
What a stupid piece of shit.

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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2014, 07:30:58 AM »
I prefer scars to tattoos (I have several.  Scars, not tats.)

They usually have a better story attached to them, and it usually doesn't start off, "Well, we got drunk and..."

Few of mine do.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2014, 07:48:23 AM »
I can't say it changes my opinion of women with an age ending in something other than ''-teen" who think getting tats is a good idea.  It's a stupid idea for the young ones too, but I make some allowances for youth and inexperience.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2014, 08:21:50 AM »
I can't say it changes my opinion of women with an age ending in something other than ''-teen" who think getting tats is a good idea.  It's a stupid idea for the young ones too, but I make some allowances for youth and inexperience.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2014, 09:10:29 AM »
She's 36.

I know.  The first sentence of that post is the part directly relating to her.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2014, 09:10:42 AM »
Considering the testosterone and intelligence level of DUmmie menz....her tramp stamp had better be "This End Up".
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2014, 09:45:45 AM »
The tat should be a red "L" on her forehead.
Seems fitting.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2014, 11:21:48 AM »
Hey Amber, here's another idea for all that 'extra' money you're hoarding.

Pay back the people who contributed to your paypal account to get your parasitic self to Tucson.  Surely you kept records of your benefactors.
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Re: DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2014, 12:49:05 PM »
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