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Offline Billiam Pitts

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Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« on: March 18, 2014, 09:02:31 AM »
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Are You A DUer?

"Are YOU a DUer?"


If you think that you're a DUer, please DO the following simple, ten question (with a bonus) quiz for immediate verification.

1. Would you fill the blank in the following phrase with only one of the two listed choices? - "Happiness is a warm _______." - Gun or Kitten.

2. Do you spend a lot of time online searching for and posting articles, essays and graphics that pertain to your particular areas of interest in order to give them (and yourself) the widest exposure possible?

3. Are your drinking and drug taking routines a matter of public record, somewhere in the DU archives, in your journal, mentioned in your sigline or posted as an avatar?

4. Do you consider "kicking" a valuable form of online social lubrication?

5. Do you have a strong personal feeling on everything? And when I say "everything," I really mean EVERYTHING.

6. Is getting picked for a DUzy a show-stopping way to make your day, all day?

7. Is nothing that any politician does either good enough for you, or too good for someone else that you're having a heated debate with?

8. Do you believe that any particular subject posted on DU requires either your most rapt and intense scrutiny, with an equally intense reply, or either your most disdainful contempt, with an equally combative or tedious reply?

9. Do you have a visceral reaction to particular user names?

10. Are you weird?

Bonus: Are you currently annoyed because the list didn't highlight something that you think should be there?

Find out how you've done with YES answers and post the results below :

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6 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
   8-11 - You are an Ãœber DÃœer!
2 (33%)
   5-7 - You're just a regular DUer
2 (33%)
   3-4 - Are you sure that you're in the right place?
2 (33%)
   1-2 - You're definitely a Freeper mole. Please MIRT yourself immediately!
0 (0%)
   0 - You're not even alive, are you?
0 (0%)
   1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2014, 09:06:58 AM »
Question # 10. Are you weird? ...I bet they all missed that one.
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2014, 10:04:14 AM »
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Bonus: Are you currently annoyed because the list didn't highlight something that you think should be there?
11. Are you incurably stupid.   (they'd all get that one right)
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2014, 11:06:17 AM »
12. & 13 Do you see a psychiatrist and are you medicated?
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2014, 11:09:50 AM »
Quote from: fatboy on March 18, 2014, 11:06:17 AM
12. & 13 Do you see a psychiatrist and are you medicated?
...and 14. Do you self-medicate?
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2014, 12:16:05 PM »
Are you unemployed, and looking for a handout?
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2014, 12:21:51 PM »
In the past 24 hours, you have spilled bong water on yourself:

____2 times
____3 times
____5 times
____6 or more times
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2014, 12:39:48 PM »
15. Have you ever been diagnosed as having a mental illness?
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2014, 02:24:42 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on March 18, 2014, 12:21:51 PM
In the past 24 hours, you have spilled bong water on yourself:

____2 times
____3 times
____5 times
____6 or more times

24 business hours, mind you.
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2014, 03:26:23 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 18, 2014, 12:39:48 PM
15. Have you ever been diagnosed as having a mental illness?

Do you spend hours online bragging about said illnesses and the amount of drugs you take (that don't work) because of said illnesses? Do said illnesses give you justification for being losers?

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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2014, 06:32:29 PM »
16. Do you have body lice?
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2014, 06:40:07 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 18, 2014, 06:32:29 PM
16. Do you have body lice?

Correction: Have you had your body lice for so long, that you've named them?  :-)
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2014, 08:45:50 PM »
17. Check the response that best describes you:

_____ Your Crazy Aunt lives in your attic

_____ You live in your Aunt's attic

_____ You share an attic with your Aunt
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2014, 03:08:14 AM »
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1. Would you fill the blank in the following phrase with only one of the two listed choices? - "Happiness is a warm _______." - Gun or Kitten.

C).  Jeep mounted, 7.62 Mini-gun.  Because a 20 Mike Mike would crack the frame.   :-)

The rest is psychotic, obsessive-compulsive, loner/loser bullcrap.
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2014, 06:45:03 AM »
18.  Do you have more problems than those around you?  Are all those problems caused by somebody other than yourself?
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Re: Barry White wannabe Mr.Dorkio wants to know if YOU are a DUer (quiz)
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2014, 08:02:10 AM »
19. Check all that apply to you:

______ The Democrat Party lives rent free in the empty space between your left and right ear.
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