Arrest: NH man for willful concealment

[RobJohnson]

HOOKSETT, N.H. —A Manchester man who allegedly concealed poultry products in his pants and left the store was arrested and charged with willful concealment this weekend.

Police said Jonathan Hood, 31, left the Hannaford's in Hooksett without paying for the products he had hidden in his pants.

Read more: http://www.wmur.com/news/manchester-man-accused-of-concealing-poultry-products-in-pants-in-theft/25014546#ixzz2wHksA8Ho

[wasp69]

A man with poultry in his pants?  I'm literally speechless....  I mean, I've got nothin'...

[thundley4]

A man with poultry in his pants?  I'm literally speechless....  I mean, I've got nothin'...

Choking his chicken?

[dane]

Choking his chicken?

Feathering his "nest".

[obumazombie]

Chicken scratch is more than nothing, when it happens in your pants.

[RobJohnson]

I hope no chickens were harmed.

[vesta111]

I hope no chickens were harmed.

Haaaaaa, this man has nothing on the brave and daring men that shop lift live lobsters and put them in their pants.   

These chicken parts were dead, so no problem, big deal, like stealing a steak.   Nothing manly about that. 

However, it takes nerves of steal and to enter a shop, go get a few lemons and a pound of butter, then saunter to the lobster tank  lift out a 2-3 pound lobster cold dripping water and put the angry living and kicking creature down ones pants front, stop and pay for the lemons and butter and exit slowly from the store.

Not a lot of men up to that task,  a dismembered chicken or steak thief has nothing on the brave and misguided folks from out of state that have never seen a live lobster.

This man is just an every day run of the mill shop lifter.    He did nothing girls do.  My Kudos go to the men that will brave the elements to smuggle living lobsters out of a shop sitting atop their manhood.   Now this takes bravery, and a few shots and a beer to accomplish.     

[JohnnyReb]

Thread hijacking in process.....S.C. has had to add a second shift to process concealed weapons permits......thank you Obama.

[NHSparky]

Well, Hannaford's IS pretty overpriced.  Should have gone to Market Basket, where you get moah foah yoah dollah!

[RobJohnson]

Thread hijacking in process.....S.C. has had to add a second shift to process concealed weapons permits......thank you Obama.

 

[vesta111]

Thread hijacking in process.....S.C. has had to add a second shift to process concealed weapons permits......thank you Obama.

S.C has some awesome crab shacks.  Right on the docks the crabs brought in on the boats hours after caught boiled and served to the crab lovers.   

Same up here, the lobsters and the little neck clams steamed with corn on the cob-----

As far as open carry we up here can and do such, helps when deer hunting to have a side arm in case   the deer or moose is not dead when approached and  jumps up  and kills the hunter with their hoofes, or horns.

[Lacarnut]

Haaaaaa, this man has nothing on the brave and daring men that shop lift live lobsters and put them in their pants.   

These chicken parts were dead, so no problem, big deal, like stealing a steak.   Nothing manly about that. 

However, it takes nerves of steal and to enter a shop, go get a few lemons and a pound of butter, then saunter to the lobster tank  lift out a 2-3 pound lobster cold dripping water and put the angry living and kicking creature down ones pants front, stop and pay for the lemons and butter and exit slowly from the store.

Not a lot of men up to that task,  a dismembered chicken or steak thief has nothing on the brave and misguided folks from out of state that have never seen a live lobster.

This man is just an every day run of the mill shop lifter.    He did nothing girls do.  My Kudos go to the men that will brave the elements to smuggle living lobsters out of a shop sitting atop their manhood.   Now this takes bravery, and a few shots and a beer to accomplish.     

Um, every live lobster I have ever seen in a grocery store tank has had its claws taped.

[vesta111]

Um, every live lobster I have ever seen in a grocery store tank has had its claws taped.

Yup but the lobsters still have their legs loose and these they use to crawl and go where they wish to.

[Lacarnut]

Yup but the lobsters still have their legs loose and these they use to crawl and go where they wish to.

Sounds like you have had experience.

[vesta111]

Sounds like you have had experience.

Yup, experience as a kid going out in small boats to puling the lobster traps. 

Back in my younger years we used wood plugs to freeze the claws, today we use rubber bands.  Lobsters do fight and  if kept in a cage  under water would fight to the death------so to keep the lobsters whole the claws have to be kept closed one way or the other.

A lot of people up here in my area would buy a lobster license from the State and put out a few perhaps 10 traps a year.   Have to check them darn things every 2 days or so, the bate we used was salt red fish and smelled to high Heaven.     

Hauling up from the bottom of the river a trap was not for any man or boy that did not have a winch on a boat be it 16 foot or a 20 foot lobster boat.  Hard work for the fishermen.  The traps had bricks in the bottom to insure they would sink and lay on the mud of the river.

One thing I was taught was the first thing to do when a problem came up was to remove the knee high rubber boots as to fall overboard these would drag one down, most lobster men I ever knew wore a sharp knife on their leg so if they became intangled  in rope could cut the rope off.

Interesting life the Yankee Fishermen live, then and now.   







   

 

[RobJohnson]

Sounds like you have had experience.