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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2014, 03:06:49 PM »
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I am just curious to which four languages she speaks, and why she only blogs in one language.


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She often blogs in all four, although her native language appears to be Gibberish.

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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2014, 05:03:42 PM »
Klingon?



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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2014, 05:24:15 PM »
How dare you insult Klingons. They are an honorable race and would not dare let her speak their language. Thy would rather die first.

     
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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2014, 04:08:31 AM »
     
jatlh Human jI'ovlaHbe' woH 'ej Hegh qeq nadine.

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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2014, 04:17:03 AM »
This thread has been wonderful. So entertaining. I am so enjoying all of the replies.
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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2014, 04:36:50 AM »


She's got a whole dictionary full of problems.

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Most of her problems I am not able to spell or pronounce. I'm no doctor.

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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2014, 08:22:53 AM »
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Most of her problems I am not able to spell or pronounce. I'm no doctor.

Well, seriously.  I'm no medical professional, but I think I have a pretty good idea of what happened.

And it's very sad, very tragic.

Perhaps the cousin was born with a tendency towards dwarfism--nothing wrong with that; my favorite great-grandfather was a dwarf.  The cousin was born in 1964-1965, somewhere around then.  During the mid-1960s was when certain drugs were being developed; "growth hormones" and somesuch.

The cousin's parents were wealthy, and not unacquainted with medical advances.

The cousin's already remarked many times about the trips she took to a hospital in New York City when she was still a little girl.  She's never said what those trips were for, but a pretty good guess is that she was being injected with all these new drugs so she'd grow more.

Well, these early drugs were imperfect and had all sorts of side-effects.  I think it would've been better if the cousin's parents had just left it alone, instead of subjecting her to all these chancey procedures.  Really, I do.

It's possible all these drugs made the cousin grow in the wrong places, rather than the right places.

It's very sad, because really, she's a great deformity.

But then and again, because of her arrogance, her pissy attitude, her "I-am-God" bearing, one doesn't feel nearly as sorry for her as one would if she were a more pleasant sort of person.
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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2014, 09:05:03 AM »
Well, seriously.  I'm no medical professional, but I think I have a pretty good idea of what happened.

And it's very sad, very tragic.

Perhaps the cousin was born with a tendency towards dwarfism--nothing wrong with that; my favorite great-grandfather was a dwarf.  The cousin was born in 1964-1965, somewhere around then.  During the mid-1960s was when certain drugs were being developed; "growth hormones" and somesuch.

The cousin's parents were wealthy, and not unacquainted with medical advances.

The cousin's already remarked many times about the trips she took to a hospital in New York City when she was still a little girl.  She's never said what those trips were for, but a pretty good guess is that she was being injected with all these new drugs so she'd grow more.

Well, these early drugs were imperfect and had all sorts of side-effects.  I think it would've been better if the cousin's parents had just left it alone, instead of subjecting her to all these chancey procedures.  Really, I do.

It's possible all these drugs made the cousin grow in the wrong places, rather than the right places.

It's very sad, because really, she's a great deformity.

But then and again, because of her arrogance, her pissy attitude, her "I-am-God" bearing, one doesn't feel nearly as sorry for her as one would if she were a more pleasant sort of person.

Sorry Frank, but were any of us subjected to what this child was, would it be possible to expect us to be a pleasant person ??

 You of all people should recognize the problems the cousin had as a child,  growing up so different from others that the parents take her to doctors to make her "Normal".

Shame on you Frank to wonder why she is as she is not a pleasant person to be around as you see it.

Is she online complaining about YOU, a family member born with no ears or hearing that runs about naked and a Conservative to boot ?       

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Re: the cousin kisses the big guy in Bellevue's derrierre
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2014, 09:09:54 AM »
Sorry Frank, but were any of us subjected to what this child was, would it be possible to expect us to be a pleasant person ??

 You of all people should recognize the problems the cousin had as a child,  growing up so different from others that the parents take her to doctors to make her "Normal".

Shame on you Frank to wonder why she is as she is not a pleasant person to be around as you see it.

Is she online complaining about YOU, a family member born with no ears or hearing that runs about naked and a Conservative to boot ?       

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