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I'm an official candidate!
« on: March 14, 2014, 06:27:51 PM »
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WhiteTara (12,758 posts)       Fri Mar 14, 2014, 04:37 PM

I'm an official candidate!

I've filed my candidacy and my financials, opened a bank account, set up Paypal and I'm ready to rock. I've received 2 wonderful unsolicited donations which will get me some business cards and I'm ready to roll out the walking map and go to work.

I'm running for the Carroll County Quorum Court in Arkansas. We handle the county's business and money. I am the only woman running in our county and I have an opponent. If you would like to help me get my promotional materials out there, please donate to my paypal account. We're struggling to hold the county and try and wrest the state back from the hands of the looney Teabaggers.

If you can help, I would be very grateful.

SheriHansonPoliticalCampaign@gmail.com (my paypal account name)

Link: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251357335

OK, let's see how this turns out.....
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2014, 06:29:35 PM »
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We handle the county's business and money.

God no! We see what democrats do with other people's money.

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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2014, 06:31:22 PM »
WhiteTara has over 12 thousand posts of opposition research material to dig through. I suspect things aren't going to go her way.

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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2014, 06:34:23 PM »
I heard she's getting help from Bev Harris...
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2014, 06:40:33 PM »
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8. Congrats and good luck.

I'm running for two taxing district boards. Republicans control everything up here. Time for change.
Taxes aren't high enough already, and you can bet this scrunt wants more of them.
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2014, 06:40:51 PM »
I heard she's getting help from Bev Harris...

In 24 business hours, right? O-)
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2014, 06:49:26 PM »
In 24 business hours, right? O-)

48 tops.  :-)
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2014, 06:49:30 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carroll_County,_Arkansas#Government_and_politics

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Politically, Carroll County is a Republican stronghold in a historically Democratic state (55% - 45%). It is included in the Arkansas Third Congressional District, which has had Republican representation since 1967.

The Eastern District (Berryville and Green Forest) is heavily Republican. The Western District (Eureka Springs and Beaver) tilts Democratic despite the fact that Holiday Island, a community with a large percentage of relocated snowbirds in the Western District, is overwhelmingly Republican.
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2014, 06:50:40 PM »
Yo Dummie!!!! Check it out:

Steve Dawes, pick up the courtesy phone!

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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2014, 06:54:11 PM »
A new begging twist.

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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2014, 07:00:28 PM »
How can this candidate have over 12,000 DU posts and stayed under the radar for so long?
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2014, 07:04:56 PM »
How can this candidate have over 12,000 DU posts and stayed under the radar for so long?

12K posts is a newbie on DU.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2014, 08:01:24 PM »
12K posts is a newbie on DU.

She needs a www.electsherihanson.com website, and quick! 

November will be here before she knows it!   :rotf:
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2014, 09:58:37 AM »
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I've received 2 wonderful unsolicited donations which will get me some business cards and I'm ready to roll out the walking map and go to work.


She's raised enough for business cards and walking shoes!!!  :ohnoes:

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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2014, 11:18:09 AM »
Has anyone notified the opponent yet of her DU profile?
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2014, 11:33:27 AM »
Has anyone notified the opponent yet of her DU profile?

Her opponent appears to be one Charles G. Olson but I have no contact info yet.
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2014, 12:04:50 PM »
Sheri Hanson is a DUmmie This is the only thing that I have found so far on her

http://www.apscservices.info/ReceivedDocs/1528_7_09122013_8_1.pdf


Charles Olson is somewhat of a ghost on the Internet so far. The election must be some ways off but there is this.

http://www.yellowpagesgoesgreen.org/whitepages/details/ar/CHARLES_G_OLSON/1386915

And here is the line up for those elections. Somewhat confusing is the office is called "Justices of the Peace" for district 2.

http://www.carrollconews.com/story/2060652.html
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2014, 12:49:03 PM »
ANOTHER DUMMIE FOR OFFICE ALERT!

Rosa Luxemburg has decided to throw her hat into the ring.

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9. Great!

I also just filed - I'm running for our State Central committee. I guess I'll have to open a bank account!

Rosa, you DO know that the bank requires real money and not EBT cards in opening a bank account, right?
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2014, 12:53:46 PM »
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Star Member Rosa Luxemburg (23,347 posts)
9. Great!

I also just filed - I'm running for our State Central committee. I guess I'll have to open a bank account!

A DUmmy with no bank account?  Color me shocked!!! :whatever:
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2014, 03:36:24 PM »
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Fri Mar 14, 2014, 04:37 PM
Star Member WhiteTara (12,629 posts)

I'm an official candidate!

I've filed my candidacy and my financials, opened a bank account, set up Paypal and I'm ready to rock. I've received 2 wonderful unsolicited donations which will get me some business cards and I'm ready to roll out the walking map and go to work.

She sounds as simple-minded as Amber Hoyt planning her big move to Tucson!

"get me some business cards and I'm ready to roll"  - Now that's a serious candidate!

And just wait until she finds out some anonymous Nebraskan has blocked her PayPal account.

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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2014, 07:08:02 PM »
Her opponent appears to be one Charles G. Olson but I have no contact info yet.

Ah..okay..was going to notify the campaigners to this gold mine of quotes...
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2014, 03:13:14 PM »
FYI, she used to go by the handle "BareNakedLiberal" before the name change to WhiteTara in 2009.

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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2014, 07:58:07 AM »
Show us how serious you are. Run on an anti-Wal-Mart platform.
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Re: I'm an official candidate!
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2014, 02:44:45 PM »
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Fri Mar 14, 2014, 04:37 PM
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I'm an official candidate!

Then there is this small matter of the "official voter" to contend with. And the official Diebold machine.

I guess the DUAC will have to swing into high gear and bring this official canidate some free publicity.

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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2014, 08:23:23 AM »
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"get me some business cards and I'm ready to roll"  - Now that's a serious candidate!

Also, there's something unserious about referring to a particular voting bloc as "loony teabaggers."  They don't seem to realize that whoever wins an election is there to serve all the public, not just DUmp democrat types.