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LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« on: March 13, 2014, 02:39:51 PM »
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Romney's Bain Gets Away with Stealing eToys.com (he thinks)!


Yesterday, March 12, 2001, the Delaware Bankruptcy Court issued an order permitting Barry Gold, Paul Traub and the law firm of www.MNAT.com to wind down and close the eToys bankruptcy case(s). This is making Mitt Romney jump for joy that his worries about the "retroactive" era of August 2001, back to February 11, 1999 - are now (he hopes) finally coming to an end. Romney hopes that he and Bain get away 100% 'Scot Free' for Stage Stores, Kay Bee and eToys frauds.

However;

The greatest plans of mice and men don't always go the way the planner wishes.

Yours truly is an amoeba trying to swing the tigers tail to a stand still. It ain't easy taking down big sleazy; but I've been at it now for 13 years and I'm not going anywhere.

Because I've GOT THEM.

Just need one (just 1) honest public servant - to do their job.

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More blathering nonsense at the link above.  I am just constantly amused at this "private attorney general" and his/her/its antics.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2014, 03:06:54 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 13, 2014, 02:39:51 PM
More blathering nonsense at the link above.  I am just constantly amused at this "private attorney general" and his/her/its antics.


     I think a good indicator of the strength of one's case is how vociferously one makes it to an internet message board.

     In response to this news, Mitt Romney emitted a vague fart as he rolled over in bed.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2014, 03:40:37 PM »
Romney only has 24 business hours left of freedom.

That is clinical mental illness right there. That DUchebag should be isolated for society for its own good.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2014, 03:42:01 PM »
He's got a link to a motion to dismiss, it's a PDF file, and it looks legit.  He goes by Steven "Laser" Haas on legal documents.   :mental:

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2. Essence of Motion to Dismiss claims I'm vexatious and without merit
 
How in the sam hell can ANYone sit with a straight face and say I'm without merit?
 

 :lmao:

The only replies are to himself.  He crazy.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2014, 03:52:38 PM »
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How in the sam hell can ANYone sit with a straight face and say I'm without merit?
Was that a rhetorial question? :rofl:
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2014, 04:23:09 PM »
Looks like the private attorney general has been reduced to babbling to itself on the laughing stock of the Internets.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2014, 10:06:17 PM »
Lazerass needs to hook up with gNads.
Seriously, can you imagine the fun.  :lmao:
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2014, 05:43:13 AM »
Quote from: Skul on March 13, 2014, 10:06:17 PM
Lazerass needs to hook up with gNads.
Seriously, can you imagine the fun.  :lmao:

Poor little feller would be lost in there for weeks.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2014, 05:49:43 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on March 14, 2014, 05:43:13 AM
Poor little feller would be lost in there for weeks.

The echo alone would be deafening.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2014, 06:24:04 AM »
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2014, 08:24:48 AM »
Between watching the SEC and ACC basketball tourneys on TV last night, I read over the Motion to Dismiss. The lawyers use every legal term in the book to call Haas a whack-job. And he is.

At some point the courts will probably need to have him arrested for harassment and have him spend a few years in the pokey.

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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2014, 09:50:57 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on March 14, 2014, 08:24:48 AM
Between watching the SEC and ACC basketball tourneys on TV last night, I read over the Motion to Dismiss. The lawyers use every legal term in the book to call Haas a whack-job. And he is.

At some point the courts will probably need to have him arrested for harassment and have him spend a few years in the pokey.

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Ha....that's exactly what I did last night(well, that and OSU too.) H5.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2014, 10:08:34 AM »


At what point does an amoeba give up and try something else? probable sooner than this guy.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2014, 10:58:38 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on March 14, 2014, 08:24:48 AM
Between watching the SEC and ACC basketball tourneys on TV last night, I read over the Motion to Dismiss. The lawyers use every legal term in the book to call Haas a whack-job. And he is.

At some point the courts will probably need to have him arrested for harassment and have him spend a few years in the pokey.

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Haas has been filing abusive and harassing pleadings in the Bankruptcy Case for years. Like the complaints here, those filings are largely unintelligible and filled with false and abusive personal attacks. There is no reason to think that Haas will suddenly reform his pleading practices if given another chance.

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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2014, 11:19:28 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 14, 2014, 10:58:38 AM
It's hard to pick a favorite line!

That's a good one.

I like the often repeated:

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To the extent the Allegations of the Complaint can be deciphered,...

Also

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I mean, that's pretty much a summary of everything written on DU.

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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2014, 11:43:16 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on March 14, 2014, 11:19:28 AM
That's a good one.

I like the often repeated:

Also

I mean, that's pretty much a summary of everything written on DU.

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 :cheersmate:

I owe you another one later for pointing out how entertaining the motion itself is.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2014, 12:10:06 PM »
DUmbasses. If I owned a company, and just couldn't keep it afloat, and really cared about my employees, I'd be happy to have Bain come in and buy me out. They don't buy companies to close them down, stupid DUmbasses, and if some are laid off, it's due to trying to make it financially viable as salaries are the #1 expenditure of most companies. To you I guess it's better to have ALL lose their f'n jobs just so rMoney and the Reichthuglican Bain don't take it over.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2014, 12:21:51 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 14, 2014, 12:10:06 PM
DUmbasses. If I owned a company, and just couldn't keep it afloat, and really cared about my employees, I'd be happy to have Bain come in and buy me out. They don't buy companies to close them down, stupid DUmbasses, and if some are laid off, it's due to trying to make it financially viable as salaries are the #1 expenditure of most companies. To you I guess it's better to have ALL lose their f'n jobs just so rMoney and the Reichthuglican Bain don't take it over.

Agreed and H5. I'm no expert on the legal stuff but he is going to be laughed out of court.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2014, 05:38:36 PM »
His obsession is getting scary.  I predict that one day we'll see "Laser" in the news after being arrested for homicide or attempted homicide on Romney or one of the other parties mentioned in his claim.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2014, 05:47:41 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on March 14, 2014, 05:38:36 PM
His obsession is getting scary.  I predict that one day we'll see "Laser" in the news after being arrested for homicide or attempted homicide on Romney or one of the other parties mentioned in his claim.

It would be Romney is my guess.  He is the best known of them all.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2014, 06:48:36 PM »
Three replies, all his.
The DUmp has the idiot on collective ignore.
Much like gNads, he does provide a tremendous amount of hilarity.  :lmao:
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2014, 06:54:04 PM »
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Romney's Bain Gets Away with Stealing eToys.com (he thinks)!


Yesterday, March 12, 2001, the Delaware Bankruptcy Court issued an order permitting Barry Gold, Paul Traub and the law firm of www.MNAT.com to wind down and close the eToys bankruptcy case(s). This is making Mitt Romney jump for joy that his worries about the "retroactive" era of August 2001, back to February 11, 1999 - are now (he hopes) finally coming to an end. Romney hopes that he and Bain get away 100% 'Scot Free' for Stage Stores, Kay Bee and eToys frauds.

However;

The greatest plans of mice and men don't always go the way the planner wishes.

Yours truly is an amoeba trying to swing the tigers tail to a stand still. It ain't easy taking down big sleazy; but I've been at it now for 13 years and I'm not going anywhere.

Because I've GOT THEM.

Just need one (just 1) honest public servant - to do their job.


What is next dummie? Chicken wire with a paper fire underneath it and a cinder block on top?

 :urmeds:
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2014, 07:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Skul on March 13, 2014, 10:06:17 PM
Lazerass needs to hook up with gNads.
Seriously, can you imagine the fun.  :lmao:

I just made a quick scan of her resume. I don't see where she has pretended to be an attorney yet. Now is the perfect time. She could help the LazyAss out.
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2014, 07:55:16 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 14, 2014, 06:54:04 PM

What is next dummie? Chicken wire with a paper fire underneath it and a cinder block on top?

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DUmmie laserhaas would be more useful aiding in the search for Flight 370. 

I read some of the motion to dismiss, they not only slapped him down, they gave him a swirly, "pantsed" him, AND gave him the "Atomic Wedgie"!  That was just on the first page!   :rotf:
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Re: LaserHaas - Doubling down on stupidity yet again
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2014, 08:24:29 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on March 14, 2014, 05:38:36 PM
His obsession is getting scary.  I predict that one day we'll see "Laser" in the news after being arrested for homicide or attempted homicide on Romney or one of the other parties mentioned in his claim.

I'd bet on the judge.  He seems to have some serious animosity directed right at that bench.
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