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Offline Dori

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DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
« on: March 10, 2014, 10:02:45 AM »
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Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2014, 10:06:10 AM »
Whatever happened to just reading the sports page?
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Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2014, 10:07:46 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 10, 2014, 10:06:10 AM
Whatever happened to just reading the sports page?

See, the thing is that they're so full of shit, that they need time to get it all out. :fuelfire: :whistling:

And music helps them with 'rhythm.' :runaway:
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Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2014, 10:15:27 AM »
Takes me 30 seconds in the morning...been that way all my life.....I guess drugs constipate you.
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Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2014, 10:20:07 AM »


     I was under the impression that they eat nothing but fibrous foods and drink plenty of water. I don't understand how an evacuation would require a playlist.

     I am beginning to suspect that these people aren't as healthy and healthful as they claim.
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Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2014, 11:37:32 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 10, 2014, 10:15:27 AM
Takes me 30 seconds in the morning...been that way all my life.....I guess drugs constipate you.

Believe it or not, a lot of them do.
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Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2014, 11:47:29 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 10, 2014, 11:37:32 AM
Believe it or not, a lot of them do.
I think that is one of the side effects of prescription narcotics.
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