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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2014, 11:14:35 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on March 10, 2014, 10:16:18 PM
In laymen's terms this means that Amber is hot, and getting hotter by the day. By the summer bikini season, Amber will be beating the the dudes back with sticks and clubs.



     I suspect she's already having to beat them off both both hands.
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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2014, 11:43:30 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on March 10, 2014, 10:29:40 PM
The wolves aren't going to be happy to hear this... :-)

 :rofl:  :hi5:

Good one!
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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2014, 03:25:37 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 10, 2014, 11:14:35 PM

     I suspect she's already having to beat them off both both hands.

**reminded of old joke about Pee Wee Herman on a double date**   
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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2014, 05:27:40 AM »
Quote from: fatboy on March 10, 2014, 10:16:18 PM
  Amber will not only be getting laid on a daily basis, she will offer to mentor the young virgins of DU into the way to social happiness.
So, there is hope even for LocoNuts?
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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2014, 06:48:50 AM »
Quote from: dane on March 11, 2014, 05:27:40 AM
So, there is hope even for LocoNuts?

As long as Cal/Peggy is still alive, there's hope for LocoPuffs to get laid.
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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2014, 07:03:15 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 11, 2014, 06:48:50 AM
As long as Cal/Peggy is still alive, there's hope for LocoPuffs to get laid.

A good and decent person's response:

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2014, 09:31:52 AM »
Quote from: Lady Freedom Returns (6,823 posts)

2. Yes, he said that too.
 
I just got back! 15 pounds this time! he also is having me keep a food diary and he says my diet is good, very lean and plenty of fruits and vegetables. It is surprising how much fruit a vegetables the food bank gets around here. And chicken is cheep and can be made up in a ton of ways! I also now live next to a coupon super shopper that has help to show me how to save big time on the grocery's! It has made the small amount of Food Stamps go a LONG way.

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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2014, 10:44:10 AM »
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2. Yes, he said that too.
... I also now live next to a coupon super shopper that has help to show me how to save big time on the grocery's!...


     "Yeah, what you wanna do is wear them big ol' granny panties when you go to Fry's, baby. A stout thing like you can fit a few packs
of hot dogs and bologna in there, along with a sirloin or two, and walk out more or less undetected."
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Re: Amber worried about excessive weight loss
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2014, 11:17:25 AM »
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So, there is hope even for LocoNuts?

Well the DUmp really misses LocoNuts...and Dennis the Menace.

Their craziness was hilarious.

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"Yeah, what you wanna do is wear them big ol' granny panties when you go to Fry's, baby. A stout thing like you can fit a few packs of hot dogs and bologna in there, along with a sirloin or two, and walk out more or less undetected."

And shoplifting brings back memories of the despicable, but quotable, Tangerine LaBamba.
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