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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #50 on: March 09, 2014, 09:42:51 AM »
I have an odd urge to dance on Bartcops grave.

Strange, I wonder where that came from.


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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #51 on: March 09, 2014, 09:55:36 AM »
No way. A dead DUmmy forum at the DUmp would be hilarious.

A dead DUmmy forum here would lead to allegations of a lack of compassion, upsetting the Sanctimony Squad.

As nadin would say, "Be careful with your forii."

That's true; that's why even though it's been suggested, it's never been done.

The primitives could probably compile a longer, more accurate, list themselves.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #52 on: March 09, 2014, 11:59:53 AM »
That's true; that's why even though it's been suggested, it's never been done.

The primitives could probably compile a longer, more accurate, list themselves.

COULD being the key word.

DUmmies COULD act like normal humans and be productive members of society, but that would make them CONSERVATIVES.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #53 on: March 09, 2014, 12:22:45 PM »
From a different thread where sage words from one of the leading lights of the online liberal community gives closure to mourning DUmmies. 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024631673

What Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt was really saying.

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2014, 12:33:23 PM »
Pitt gets all maudlin over Dummy deaths.  Especially the boy ones.

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #55 on: March 09, 2014, 01:05:38 PM »
Pitt gets all maudlin over Dummy deaths.  Especially the boy ones.



I look forward to the day the PittStain waxes maudlin over gNads.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #56 on: March 09, 2014, 03:49:35 PM »
Another piece of DUmp fecal matter hits the septic tank.
Good riddance and true to form shows what a worthless leeching life it had.

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2014, 04:24:58 PM »
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He published me 16 years ago, before anyone had ever heard of me


And 16 years later, still no one outside the DUmp and here have heard of the drunken, unemployable Pitt.

But despite what a crashing failure he's been, Pitt's literary income has not gone down.

It's still zero.

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #58 on: March 09, 2014, 04:43:55 PM »
No, that was coach, and the DUmmies still don't know how he did it.

I suspect coach and Lisa Nowak have much in common, of course the exception being that coach was successful.  :lmao:
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #59 on: March 09, 2014, 05:22:10 PM »
I look forward to the day the PittStain waxes maudlin over gNads.

That will be a good day indeed. Even better will be the day when PittStain is wailing about the passing of the worthless DUmbass Raven who spawned is sorry, worthless ass.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #60 on: March 09, 2014, 05:30:05 PM »
That will be a good day indeed. Even better will be the day when PittStain is wailing about the passing of the worthless DUmbass Raven who spawned is sorry, worthless ass.

I'd rather see Raven wailing about the passing of her misogynistic drunken offspring.

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #61 on: March 09, 2014, 05:45:07 PM »
That will be a good day indeed. Even better will be the day when PittStain is wailing about the passing of the worthless DUmbass Raven who spawned is sorry, worthless ass.

But we don't want that to happen for a very long time yet; in fact, most of us hope that Mama Raven outlives her worthless son.  The way Bill the Bostonian Drunkard's grandfather set up his trust fund, it's under control of Mama Raven until she dies, then it goes to Bill.

It'd be poetic justice if Bill kicks the bucket first.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #62 on: March 09, 2014, 06:23:06 PM »
It'd be poetic justice if Bill kicks the bucket first.

The Pitts aren't the Kennedys.

Maybe they can compete with the Kennedys when it comes to morals, but financially they're trailer trash paupers by comparison.

With Pitt renting, living, and drinking in Boston, DUmmy Jane was draining the family bank account at a fearsome pace.

Then she has the expense of bankrolling the "Truthout" blog and its stable of misfits, in order for Bill to have a place to post his comical rants.

And now the useless drunken Will has taken on a tattooed bride and a whelp.

I suspect that barrel of trust money, earned mid-century by long-dead working Pitts, is getting much lighter.

DUmmy Raven isn't looking good. If born in 1945, she hasn't aged well at all.

For all we know she's as much a drunkard as Bill.

But the drunken Will is rapidly approaching borrowed time.

It's extremely rare, nigh impossible, for an obese, sedentary alcoholic to die of old age.

There's a much better than even chance that DUmmy Raven, despite her already-decrepit condition, will survive her drunken offspring.

If she doesn't, it's still a win-win proposition.
 

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #63 on: March 09, 2014, 06:58:52 PM »
Every time a DUmmie dies, a Caver gets his halo.   O-)
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #64 on: March 09, 2014, 08:29:56 PM »
A hate-filled moocher in life, a hate-filled moocher in death. Good-bye to bad rubbish.

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #65 on: March 09, 2014, 08:42:36 PM »
A hate-filled moocher in life, a hate-filled moocher in death. Good-bye to bad rubbish.

I read some of his stuff.

He struck me as a negative sort of person, always pissy about everything.

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #66 on: March 09, 2014, 08:48:09 PM »
I read some of his stuff.

He struck me as a negative sort of person, always pissy about everything.
You could say that about all of them.

That's what makes them primitives.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #67 on: March 09, 2014, 08:48:50 PM »
A hate-filled moocher in life, a hate-filled moocher in death. Good-bye to bad rubbish.

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Do you think they'll mention the BFEE in his obituary?
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #68 on: March 09, 2014, 09:33:57 PM »
You could say that about all of them.

That's what makes them primitives.

That really intrigues me; I call it the "Ann Richards-Molly Ivins phenomenon," where the primitives perversely see sour dour bitter mean angry people as "nice people."  I can't count the number of times I've read a primitive commenting about how "nice" either of those two women were--but by any objective standard, both of them were mean bitter wretched old bitches, nothing at all "nice" about them.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #69 on: March 09, 2014, 09:34:42 PM »
I'd rather see Raven wailing about the passing of her misogynistic drunken offspring.

To be honest either one becoming worm food before the other is fine by me. It'll be the first worthwhile thing either of them have done in their pathetic waste of a life by providing sustenance to insects.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #70 on: March 09, 2014, 09:44:34 PM »
That really intrigues me; I call it the "Ann Richards-Molly Ivins phenomenon," where the primitives perversely see sour dour bitter mean angry people as "nice people."  I can't count the number of times I've read a primitive commenting about how "nice" either of those two women were--but by any objective standard, both of them were mean bitter wretched old bitches, nothing at all "nice" about them.
These are the same people that murder the unborn in the name of convenience.

One can't get much more evil than that.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #71 on: March 09, 2014, 11:38:31 PM »
Of course Pitt tried to make it all about him, but the right guy (between the two) died IMO.

Do you think they'll mention the BFEE in his obituary?

I didn't even know what BFEE stood for, so I looked it up:

http://www.tvwiki.tv/wiki/Bartcop

apparently, it's one more of his "witticisms" as was:

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The Invisible Cloud Being = God, specifically the religious right's view of a vengeful, Old Testament-style deity


now he knows. Jerk.

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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #72 on: March 10, 2014, 05:26:39 AM »
Hmm . . . "Roll Out The Gurney" has the same iamb as "Roll Out The Barrel" . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFTbTVFzYI4[/youtube]
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #73 on: March 10, 2014, 05:33:33 AM »
Hmm . . . "Roll Out The Gurney" has the same iamb as "Roll Out The Barrel" . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFTbTVFzYI4[/youtube]

That's definitely playing when they roll the credits for this Primitive's existence.
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Re: wheel out the mortuary gurney again
« Reply #74 on: March 10, 2014, 02:19:26 PM »
I had no idea about this connection between Steele and Willy and Bart.

Interesting thread.
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