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chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« on: March 07, 2014, 02:28:42 PM »
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Oh my.

The "back story" on the chronically-helpless primitive is that she's an ancient woman, a compulsive pack-rat.  A pal of the Curmudgeoness primitive, the primitive with a soft bottom, who's looking for a charity for the homeless operated by atheists.

No relation to the recently-deceased FadedRoses primitive.

Her children and grandchildren a couple of years ago prevailed upon her to get rid of the junk in her house, and she hired an eBay seller to sell it.  Once her house was cleared and she could use the dining-room table, she pack-ratted the whole place up again.

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Paper Roses (4,949 posts)    Fri Mar 7, 2014, 02:58 PM

I'm up to my gills with telemarketers!

My kids talked me into dropping my land line and using only a cell phone. It saves me a ton of money each month because they put me on their 'friends and family' plan. While I appreciate this, I find that I am uncomfortable with the operation of this phone. I'm learning but: Geese Louise, I am getting all kinds of telemarketing calls. I don't recognize the numbers and am now at the point that I am letting the phone ring, then going to the computer to see if I can look up the number. Sure enough, many of them are listed as telemarketers.
 
I was unable to answer a call I got earlier this am, and had the presents of mind to see if I could look it up. Sure enough, there was the number and listed as a telemarketing firm in Florida.
 
Should I never answer the phone except for the numbers that are in my address book? I can go to the computer and try to see if I can find some reference to the number but what a pain in the neck. If I answer, I will be charged for the call as I understand it.
 
I thought there was a law against telemarketing calls.

<<<thought the "convenience" of cellular telephones was that telemarketers didn't call.

<<<apparently thought wrongly?

First up, Judy, the pie-and-jam primitive, taking a break from perusing brochures and catalogues advertising old folks' homes:

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grasswire (39,392 posts)   Fri Mar 7, 2014, 03:01 PM

1. I'm on a friends and family plan and I have never gotten one..

...telemarketing call. Zero unsolicited calls. I wonder why I don't and you do.

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demosincebirth (9,321 posts)   Fri Mar 7, 2014, 03:04 PM

2. I don't answer any call that I don't recognize, or call that has their # blocked. If it's important

they will leave a message.

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TlalocW (9,541 posts)   Fri Mar 7, 2014, 03:05 PM

3. There are laws

But enforcement is spotty.

I actually like telemarketer calls for two reasons: 1) I really like my ringtone 2) I normally can Google the number showing on my phone, find out what they're calling about, answer, and immediately offer them whatever goods and services (or scam) they're calling me about.
 
Last time I did this, I immediately told the telemarketer that I was calling from Microsoft, and our systems had detected a virus on their computer, and I was going to need remote access to it so I could get rid of it for them. Long pause and then, "Thank you for your time." Hangup.
 
I called them five times, insisting more urgently each time that I was from Microsoft, and their computer was in imminent danger. They finally blocked me.

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NightWatcher (23,372 posts)   Fri Mar 7, 2014, 03:05 PM

4. I NEVER answer a call if I dont know the number.

If it's important, they'll leave a message.

Might I recommend that you start screening your calls and not answering if you dont know who it is. It will cut back on junk calls. Unfortunately when you answer a shit call it only lets the spammer know that you are a live person and a good mark to call again. Once you start screening, hopefully the calls will slow and eventually stop.

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Proud Public Servant (1,171 posts)   Fri Mar 7, 2014, 03:06 PM

5. I've used a cell phone exclusively

Since 2010. I also give my number out whenever necessary. I can count on my fingers the number of telemarketing calls I've received -- and I can count on the fingers of one hand how many of those have been totally out of the blue (as opposed to the ones from my cable provider or other service I already willingly engage). I feel your pain, but I'm not sure the use of a cell phone per se is the issue.

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8. I use a number block. Disconnects call immediately./quote]
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2014, 04:14:11 PM »
What's that famous line?  All DUmmies lie...all the time.

In this instance, Telemarketer = Bill Collector
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2014, 07:54:43 PM »
  I like telemarketing calls.

  Whenever i get one i ask them to hold on while i get a cigarette.

  After 30 seconds if they're still there i say : "So, what are you wearing right now" ?

  Don't get many call-backs.
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2014, 08:18:55 PM »
 I like telemarketing calls.

  Whenever i get one i ask them to hold on while i get a cigarette.

  After 30 seconds if they're still there i say : "So, what are you wearing right now" ?

  Don't get many call-backs.
Oh, you're one of "those".
The "wearing right now", cracked me up.
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2014, 08:23:52 PM »
The sad thing is, most of the people who do these jobs are DUmmies. Let's get real, there is a reason why these idiots are stuck in call centers, it is because they have no other skills. According to DUmmieland they should be making $15 an hour. Frakking goofs.

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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2014, 08:27:28 PM »
The sad thing is, most of the people who do these jobs are DUmmies. Let's get real, there is a reason why these idiots are stuck in call centers, it is because they have no other skills. According to DUmmieland they should be making $15 an hour. Frakking goofs.
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2014, 09:27:58 PM »
Sometimes I holler, "Daddy, it's for you." and hang it over in the trash can for awhile.

Sometimes, I play along awhile and then say something wild like, "Don't shoot....DON'T SHOOT.......buzzzzzzzzzzz"

Sometimes I'll scream, "Mary Beth are you on the crapper again....G** D*** it woman....I'm paying you to intercept these *^$()@  _*&^%$ calls...click....buzzzzzzz."
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2014, 10:01:01 PM »

  If my 4 year old niece is around i'll just hand her the phone
 and say : "it's grandma" ...and go about my business.

 

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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2014, 10:11:03 PM »
I dial 333-333-3333 over and over all the while yelling, "Rufus!  Rooooofus!  Rufus Browwwwn!  I'm on the blankety-blankin' phone.  Roooof-UUUs, hang up the (*& &^%%#@ phone!  After I get tired of it, I hang her up.  They rarely call back.
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2014, 01:07:40 AM »
We have a do-not-call list in Missouri. I got on it early so I don't get these calls.
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2014, 01:47:25 AM »
This thread is priceless.
I used to answer telemarketing calls, and then begin a regimen of stalling,
Hang on a second, I have something in the oven...
Just a minute, there's someone at the door...
The dog needs to go out...
The dog needs to come back in...
Nature is calling...
Let me get a drink of water...
Okay, what is it you want, wait one, I need a cigarette...
Then a match...
Ashtray.
I used to do this to see how long I could string them out, preventing them from calling and bothering so many others.
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2014, 03:08:11 AM »
A fellow named Tom Mabe made a fortune messing with telemarketers, recording the calls, and selling them.

One in particular was asking a cleaning service if they could get blood out of his carpet, furniture, drapes, even claimed he had it on the ceiling!  Asked off the wall questions like, "It's not illegal if you kill someone in your house?  What if that someone is a relative?"

The best one was he was staying at a hotel where there was a telemarketers' convention going on, and he started calling THEM at 3:00 am!  One of them asked him if he knew what time it was, Tom replied, "no, 'cause I'm blind."  Telemarketer said it's 3:00 in the *%$#@** morning, Tom said, "No wonder I'm feeling so tired!"   :lmao:
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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2014, 06:00:59 AM »
The sad thing is, most of the people who do these jobs are DUmmies. Let's get real, there is a reason why these idiots are stuck in call centers, it is because they have no other skills. According to DUmmieland they should be making $15 an hour. Frakking goofs.
I just rowed over and read the responses.  Not a single one suggested telemarketers should be paid a living wage.  Not one.

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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2014, 01:09:42 PM »
 :lmao:  Funny thread!  I can't pull this stuff off to save my life, but my husband loves yanking these guys' chains.  Sometimes at my expense.   He once said, "No, I'm not interested in that, but tell you what I'm in the market for.  I'd like to make my wife a new dress, but she's up to 700 pounds now.  Do you have any tent awning?" 


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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2014, 01:23:53 PM »
A fellow named Tom Mabe made a fortune messing with telemarketers, recording the calls, and selling them.

One in particular was asking a cleaning service if they could get blood out of his carpet, furniture, drapes, even claimed he had it on the ceiling!  Asked off the wall questions like, "It's not illegal if you kill someone in your house?  What if that someone is a relative?"

The best one was he was staying at a hotel where there was a telemarketers' convention going on, and he started calling THEM at 3:00 am!  One of them asked him if he knew what time it was, Tom replied, "no, 'cause I'm blind."  Telemarketer said it's 3:00 in the *%$#@** morning, Tom said, "No wonder I'm feeling so tired!"   :lmao:

His crime scene joke had to be the absolute best.  The poor telemarketer was convinced he was about to be arrested.  The funeral plot one was waaaaaaay over the top... loved it...

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Re: chronically-helpless primitive deals with telemarketers
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2014, 01:28:46 PM »
That job is it's own reward.
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