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Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« on: March 06, 2014, 09:59:37 PM »
Pretzel Warrior here.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2014, 10:06:13 PM »
Quote from: b-ONE-b on March 06, 2014, 09:59:37 PM
Pretzel Warrior here.



     By your post count and reputation, I believe are more likely identifying yourself as Molestzel Warrior than voting for him.

     I like to think that we are more subtle than merely wishing an STD on a DUmmy. On the other hand, I suppose it would depend on what the "S" in "STD means. If, by chance, the "S" stands for "stupid," then
they are already all afflicted, because to be a Democrat is to be afflicted by a Stupidity Transmitted Disease.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2014, 10:09:12 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 06, 2014, 10:06:13 PM


     By your post count and reputation, I believe are more likely identifying yourself as Molestzel Warrior than voting for him.

     I like to think that we are more subtle than merely wishing an STD on a DUmmy. On the other hand, I suppose it would depend on what the "S" in "STD means. If, by chance, the "S" stands for "stupid," then
they are already all afflicted, because to be a Democrat is to be afflicted by a Stupidity Transmitted Disease.

oh pleeez... I'm far from that!!
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 10:31:21 PM »
Quote from: b-ONE-b on March 06, 2014, 10:09:12 PM
oh pleeez... I'm far from that!!


     You know what I wish on a DUmmy? A job. Where they have a boss to whom they are accountable, and others with whom they must get along. That would be more torturous to them
than anything dripping from their nethers, fatal or not. That job should forbid the use of the internet, or should have no connection at all.

     The expectations of others and the pressure to produce would kill a DUmmy faster than the effects of AIDS or any other disease.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2014, 10:37:50 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 06, 2014, 10:31:21 PM

     You know what I wish on a DUmmy? A job. Where they have a boss to whom they are accountable, and others with whom they must get along. That would be more torturous to them
than anything dripping from their nethers, fatal or not. That job should forbid the use of the internet, or should have no connection at all.

     The expectations of others and the pressure to produce would kill a DUmmy faster than the effects of AIDS or any other disease.

lmao

Absolutely true but I fear it's outside of their ability. They are the base of the parasite class with a big chip on their shoulders. It's the result of 30 years of bitterness and frustration at their own pathetic lifes.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2014, 11:58:16 PM »
LocoNuts  :-)
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2014, 12:14:07 AM »
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2014, 01:02:55 AM »
This thread is off to a rousing start,
And now for another rousing rendition of...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIkrM9BeQcU[/youtube]


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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2014, 04:51:35 AM »
ALL OF THEM!!!!

Why discriminate against the rest?
« Last Edit: March 07, 2014, 04:57:15 AM by diesel driver »
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2014, 05:44:21 AM »
Pretty sure they all have something at this point.  You can't have such filthy people all camped out together in a city park and not expect it to happen.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2014, 05:47:54 AM »
None.  An incurable STD is a real affliction, and I do not wish that on anyone.

The DUmmies have enough issues with their imaginary (hypochondrial?) diseases/afflictions to keep them busy.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2014, 06:23:50 AM »
They take enough of my tax dollars already...why should I have to fork over more because they aren't smart enough to wear a raincoat?

I vote none of them.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2014, 06:35:08 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on March 07, 2014, 05:44:21 AM
Pretty sure they all have something at this point.  You can't have such filthy people all camped out together in a city park and not expect it to happen.

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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2014, 06:59:38 AM »
Quote from: txradioguy on March 07, 2014, 06:23:50 AM
They take enough of my tax dollars already...why should I have to fork over more because they aren't smart enough to wear a raincoat?

I vote none of them.

That makes two, Dragoon.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2014, 07:43:51 AM »
1. Any of the DUmmies who demonstrated open sympathy towards pedophiles and child molestors.
2. Any of the DUmmies who openly demonstrated sympathy towards Christopher Dorner, the Boston Marathon bombers, and other such psychos and mass murderers. A couple who particularly stand out in that regard are a DUmmy who, in the wake of the Sandy Hook massacre, claimed that the shooter Adam Lanza expressed somehow from beyond the grave that he was "Truly sorry" for all the children he killed, and another DUmmy (Who, upon my looking through past posts, turned out to be none other than nadinbrzezinski) who whined about the fact that no cemeteries would accept the dead Boston Marathon bomber's body for interment and insisted it was due simply to everyone being prejudiced against Muslims.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2014, 08:04:03 AM »
I would just prefer for them not to reproduce. Children deserve to live in loving and caring homes, not in some moonbat's lair.

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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2014, 08:42:37 AM »
OBAMA .....looks like the only way we'll ever be rid of him. Yes, I think he has a sock puppet on DU.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2014, 08:53:35 AM »
They'd just spread it far and wide.  I do wish they could all be transplanted to Stalin's USSR, though.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2014, 08:58:58 AM »
Quote from: dane on March 07, 2014, 05:47:54 AM
None.  An incurable STD is a real affliction, and I do not wish that on anyone.

The DUmmies have enough issues with their imaginary (hypochondrial?) diseases/afflictions to keep them busy.

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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2014, 12:22:28 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 06, 2014, 11:58:16 PM
LocoNuts  :-)

Or Steve Numbers.  Those two could only dream of even catching an STD.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2014, 03:42:48 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 06, 2014, 10:31:21 PM

     You know what I wish on a DUmmy? A job. Where they have a boss to whom they are accountable, and others with whom they must get along. That would be more torturous to them
than anything dripping from their nethers, fatal or not. That job should forbid the use of the internet, or should have no connection at all.

     The expectations of others and the pressure to produce would kill a DUmmy faster than the effects of AIDS or any other disease.

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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2014, 03:46:52 PM »
So many good choices...bainsbain, Hoyt, jpak, magistrate, secular motion
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2014, 07:03:42 PM »
None, DUmbass.  What a stupid question...
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2014, 07:11:43 PM »
You'd be assuming that any of those losers/defects ever HAVE sex.
They don't.
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Re: Which DUmmy do you wish would get an incurable STD?
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2014, 07:13:54 PM »
There isn't a person walking this earth I would wish to see get an incurable disease, std or otherwise. Such a wish say more about the wisher than should probably be known.

My only wish for liberals would for them leave the 60s behind them and get with the mindset of the real world and start working to fix problems instead of throwing other people's money at them.
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