Mole tips

[b-ONE-b]

I've had them with dozens of posts and with thousands... I MAY even have one or more alive at this moment.

What I've learned:

1) Really don't try to help the primitives. The first time you try to help them when they say something really stupid you're "out" and TS'd in moments.

2) I've also tried the opposite way, being a Odumbo Zombie drone and lost a few that way too. Don't be too obvious.

3) Keep your fake ID straight. Don't say Warren is too liberal then a month later say she's a DINO. Primitives will look at your post history looking for little things.

4) Of course never use the same IP address.

5) The EASIEST way to be a DU fave and live forever is to compliment MoooChelle and the kids and talk about her arms and fashion sense (don't mention the belts under the breasts) and post lots of photos from the WH website or some quack site like obama diary.

6) Basically just copy Cha or Beacool and you're money.


got any more to add?

[obumazombie]

It's an interesting idea for a thread, but I am skeptical.

[Vagabond]

Honestly, the best way is to be a buzz mole.  Just buzz in and out with a fairly basic story and carefully disagree with an argument.  Their jury system will never quite catch up to, but to be honest they will burn quite a few of their own when they go after you.  My main problem is that I get bored and go kamikaze after a while.

[landofconfusion80]

There's actually an art to this.  There's a whole community devoted to 419 scammers.  How is that relevant? A few things:  We're dealing with a similar level of incompetence, their motives are roughly the same (something for nothing) they want to believe what they're being fed is real.  There were several documented stories about the 419 baiters earning the confidence of the scammers and making them do crazy stuff.  One travelled up the West African coast trying to catch a made up trunk that was floating just beyond reach.  A couple were even sent into a refugee camp in the Sudan with no viable means of returning to Nigeria.  This moling thing could be taken to a whole new level with perhaps a bit more study and cooperation.

[miskie]

Post at a couple of other left-wing sites and blogs a couple of months before joining DU. The second one of them Googles your ID and finds links to trusted sources, they will stop hunting you.

[Skul]

Honestly, the best way is to be a buzz mole.  Just buzz in and out with a fairly basic story and carefully disagree with an argument.  Their jury system will never quite catch up to, but to be honest they will burn quite a few of their own when they go after you.  My main problem is that I get bored and go kamikaze after a while.

That's how I lost one of mine.  She was a nice, sweet little mole, too.

[USA4ME]

At CU we did have a whole write-up on moling techniques. Maybe someone here still has a copy and can post it.

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[DumbAss Tanker]

At CU we did have a whole write-up on moling techniques. Maybe someone here still has a copy and can post it.

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SR or SLW should be able to dig it up, if it wasn't from the days when that dope Gator was running the site and irretrievably crashing it every three months.

[fatboy]

Establish a "Mole Mission" and stick to it.You are not going to change minds so just have fun.

Your screen name should be gender vague. Avoid anything macho.

Your college experience is always liberal arts or humanities.

You have a lot of student loans

You have medical issues

You have mental issues

You have no money

Always agree with something that the poster you are responding to says.

Every now and then put up a response post that makes no sense at all.

Always give the impression that you are basically unhappy in life.

[Ralph Wiggum]

At CU we did have a whole write-up on moling techniques. Maybe someone here still has a copy and can post it.

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http://duwolverines.blogspot.com/

Currently a mass infiltration and action at DU is underway. It is being coordinated through PM at Conservative Underground. (Disclaimer: CU Administrators are not involved and nor do they endorse this infiltration.)
Occassionally we post our missions to CU for a good laugh.

Why are we doing this?
While the fun of messing with DU is a long standing tradition at many conservative websites - that is not the purpose. The Mission of the Wolverines is to Savage DU in retribution for the treasonous activities in regards to soldiers in combat. They are providing direct aid and comfort to the enemy in the tradition of Hanoi Traitor John Kerry. Their comments degrading soldiers have gone beyond acceptable levels and have now reached the level of treason. We join http://www.hundredpercenter.com in calling for an investigation by the Federal Government and prosecution where applicable. We also call for the shutting down of DU as a Terrorist Supporting web site. Soldiers are dying and DU is helping the enemy and mocking the soldiers. This cannot be tolerated. You are with us or against us in the War on Terror - and they are against us.

Types of Infiltrations:
Suicide Mission -
This is the most basic mission of charging in and getting yourself banned after letting the bastards know how you feel. Make sure you take screen shots or note the post in some other ways and post it at CU so we can all enjoy your brave assualt on these traitorous cowards. Your post will surely be deleted and you quickly tombstoned... so documentation is a must for full effect.

Bait and Switch Mission:
Several of these missions are currently ongoing. The goal of of this mission is similar to a suicide mission; only longer term. You eventually plan to expose your username, but have a little fun at DU first. I can't say more without risk of exposing the ongoing missions. The more creative you are the better.

Mole Mission
The mission is to disrupt from within. The top moles reach thousands of posts and few have even become moderators. This takes great restraint. Many donate SMALL sums (don't forget DerSkinner uses these funds to take trips to visit Europe, so don't give much) to enable the advanced features of DU and to gain credibility with the hive mind.

For excellent tips on long term moling Click Here

RUCK SACK
These are mission essential tools for the Wolverine:
- Proxy Server (Search yahoo or google for free proxy servers. Many sites provide a list. DO NOT use a transparent proxy).
- Clear Cookies (If you dont knoe how to clear cookies, find out). DU Tracks extensively with cookies (and IPs). If you login with one name and then another, they log it and know.
Do not allow them to track you with IP or cookie.
- Freebie Email (DU blocks the major freebie email accounts. This is coded into their software by listing the servers they will not allow. Quite obviously there are hundreds of freebie email accounts and they have not blocked them all. Find an obscure freebie email doing a search at Yahoo or Google and use it. Most will work. Yahoo, Hotmail, etc will not.)
Note: We do not provide specific directions as it would assist DU Admins in counter ops.

This blog is new. The missions are not.
WOLVERINES!

[Ralph Wiggum]

One little tip for you youngsters & oldsters, this cannot be stressed enough.

Make sure to use different browsers to log-in at the DUmp and here.  For example, use Internet Explorer here and Chrome/Firefox for the DUmp, or vice versa.  Makes it more difficult to track IP re-direction, from what I'm told at least.  If you click a DUmp link here, the admins/mods can see where you came from and can likely will remove your account almost immediately.

(Apologies, I'm not an IT person, so some of the verbs/language I used may not be technically accurate.  But I think you understand my meanings & intent.)

[obumazombie]

These are all good tips. It seems that the life of a mole is under constant threat of mole traps.

[franksolich]

At CU we did have a whole write-up on moling techniques. Maybe someone here still has a copy and can post it.

Someone from there named "Skinner" had a whole site, but last time I checked it, it was out of date.

That was a few years ago; the site's no longer there.

<<<remembers Skinner from our old home; wonders what ever happened to him.

[fatboy]

These are all good tips. It seems that the life of a mole is under constant threat of mole traps.

A good mole recognizes a mole trap and avoids them at all costs.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Someone from there named "Skinner" had a whole site, but last time I checked it, it was out of date.

That was a few years ago; the site's no longer there.

<<<remembers Skinner from our old home; wonders what ever happened to him.

The "DU Wolverines" site that I referenced and linked above came from the CU Skinner.  Don't know what happened to him either, other than the debacle with "Red-Neck Girl".

[miskie]

One little tip for you youngsters & oldsters, this cannot be stressed enough.

Make sure to use different browsers to log-in at the DUmp and here.  For example, use Internet Explorer here and Chrome/Firefox for the DUmp, or vice versa.  Makes it more difficult to track IP re-direction, from what I'm told at least.  If you click a DUmp link here, the admins/mods can see where you came from and can likely will remove your account almost immediately.

(Apologies, I'm not an IT person, so some of the verbs/language I used may not be technically accurate.  But I think you understand my meanings & intent.)

I go one further (assuming I have a mole, that is) and have installed multiple operating systems on my desktop, and (possibly) mole from my OSX install. There are few Operating systems that say 'liberal' louder than Mac based ones.