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LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« on: March 06, 2014, 12:48:32 PM »
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One of my new neighbors is a yard sale guru!
 She took me on a little shopping trip. I got a gorgeous red leather, REAL leather jacket for $1! Got a REAL Chanel purse for $3 and a book that I need to find a autographed expert for. It has what looks to be a personalities autographed of Walter Cronkite in it!
Where does one find an expert who has been autographed?

Cannot figure out what 'personalities autographed' means.
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2014, 12:51:57 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018584096

Oh my.

Okay, this is just up, and it's not earth-shaking and there's no primitive comments yet.

But I'm posting it just to see how the thread evolves.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,752 posts)    Thu Mar 6, 2014, 09:38 AM

One of my new neighbors is a yard sale guru!

She took me on a little shopping trip. I got a gorgeous red leather, REAL leather jacket for $1! Got a REAL Chanel purse for $3 and a book that I need to find a autographed expert for. It has what looks to be a personalities autographed of Walter Cronkite in it!
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2014, 12:53:18 PM »
Quote from: dane on March 06, 2014, 12:48:32 PM
Where does one find an expert who has been autographed?

Cannot figure out what 'personalities autographed' means.

     $3 for a Chanel purse. Yeah. Either someone just recouped $3 of the $20 they spent buying the "real" purse on a street in midtown Manhattan, or Amber will need to spend a couple of days cleaning the bloodstains off of it and even longer coming to terms with the fact that its previous owner used it as a toilet.

     People don't make money at yard sales, Amber. They go there to acquire new items for their hoard.
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 12:55:10 PM »
We really need to send a note to whatever school was dumb enough to give this woman a degree and advise them that they should strike Amber from their rolls and reply "Who?" if anybody asks if she is a graduate. She is just painful to read.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 12:59:54 PM by FaC »
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2014, 12:57:12 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 06, 2014, 12:53:18 PM
    $3 for a Chanel purse. Yeah. Either someone just recouped $3 of the $20 they spent buying the "real" purse on a street in midtown Manhattan, or Amber will need to spend a couple of days cleaning the bloodstains off of it and even longer coming to terms with the fact that its previous owner used it as a toilet.

     People don't make money at yard sales, Amber. They go there to acquire new items for their hoard.

I wanna see if Judy, the pie-and-jam "grasswire" primitive, takes a break from perusing brochures from old folks' home to get on this thread.
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2014, 01:04:00 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 06, 2014, 12:57:12 PM
I wanna see if Judy, the pie-and-jam "grasswire" primitive, takes a break from perusing brochures from old folks' home to get on this thread.


     I will hazard a guess that Amber will soon post a thread boasting about her new "rare" Chanel purse, made rarer still by the fact that the artisans at Maison Chanel decided to use TWO 'n's for hers.
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2014, 01:05:53 PM »
 :lmao:  I think she meant personally autographed by Walter Cronkite.  And those other things aren't REAL!!!!!

In fact, none of it is real, including Big Chief Toilet Paper.  Not the moving men, the luxury appointments that "they" wanted to make sure she was going to be happy with, none of it.  
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2014, 01:07:43 PM »
Still no replies .... how sad.  You would think just the mere mention of "garage sale" would bring the DUmmies in, in droves.

And gNads gets hundreds of comments on her stupid picture of a tea pot.   Go figure.....  :shrug:
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2014, 01:08:01 PM »
Quote from: Karin on March 06, 2014, 01:05:53 PM
:lmao:  I think she meant personally autographed by Walter Cronkite.  And those other things aren't REAL!!!!!

In fact, none of it is real, including Big Chief Toilet Paper.  Not the moving men, the luxury appointments that "they" wanted to make sure she was going to be happy with, none of it.  


Of course it's not real.

I heard she's living with an ancient elderly relative down there.
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2014, 01:17:13 PM »
Quote from: Karin on March 06, 2014, 01:05:53 PM
:lmao:  I think she meant personally autographed by Walter Cronkite.  And those other things aren't REAL!!!!!

In fact, none of it is real, including Big Chief Toilet Paper.  Not the moving men, the luxury appointments that "they" wanted to make sure she was going to be happy with, none of it.  


Yea, but the therapy cat is real isn't it?
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2014, 01:21:38 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on March 06, 2014, 01:17:13 PM
Yea, but the therapy cat is real isn't it?

Yep!



just as real as the rest of her story.
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2014, 01:48:12 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on March 06, 2014, 01:17:13 PM
Yea, but the trained therapy cat is real isn't it?

^FTFY



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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2014, 02:02:20 PM »
She'd better keep that real leather jacket away from any heat sources. I doubt it would take much heat to melt it.

Amber would love Times Square. You can get a brand-new Rolex for under $20.
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2014, 10:56:45 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 06, 2014, 02:02:20 PM
She'd better keep that real leather jacket away from any heat sources. I doubt it would take much heat to melt it.

Amber would love Times Square. You can get a brand-new Rolex for under $20.

I believe those are spelled Rollex. Or Rolexx.
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"LadyFreeDUmbReturns" goes to a yard sale
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2014, 05:17:05 PM »

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018584096

or so she claims:

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One of my new neighbors is a yard sale guru!



 She took me on a little shopping trip. I got a gorgeous red leather, REAL leather jacket for $1! Got a REAL Chanel purse for $3 and a book that I need to find a autographed expert for. It has what looks to be a personalities autographed of Walter Cronkite in it!

uh-huh, sure, just happened to find a 26W. ::)
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2014, 06:09:27 PM »
I nadined "pathological liar" to see if the terms applied to LFD.  From what I gather, many personality disorders have lying as a symptom, but "Borderline Personality Disorder" sounded the closest to our dear Rainbow Half-Bright.

The difference between borderline personality disorder (BPD) and Pseudologia fantastica (PF) is that BPD patients desperately try to cope with their feeling of abandonment, mistreatment, or rejection by making empty threats of suicide or false accusations of abandonment. Pathological liars don't feel rejected, they have high levels of self-assurance that help them lie successfully. Unlike those with histrionic personality, pathological liars are more verbally dramatic than sexually flamboyant. Narcissists think they have achieved perfection and are unempathetic to others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudologia_fantastica

Approximately 25 to 50 percent of prisoners suffer from BPD.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2790397/

LFR may eventually do immeasurable harm to another human.  Be wary if you are in AZ.
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2014, 06:47:48 PM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on March 07, 2014, 06:09:27 PM
I nadined "pathological liar" to see if the terms applied to LFD.  From what I gather, many personality disorders have lying as a symptom, but "Borderline Personality Disorder" sounded the closest to our dear Rainbow Half-Bright.

The difference between borderline personality disorder (BPD) and Pseudologia fantastica (PF) is that BPD patients desperately try to cope with their feeling of abandonment, mistreatment, or rejection by making empty threats of suicide or false accusations of abandonment. Pathological liars don't feel rejected, they have high levels of self-assurance that help them lie successfully. Unlike those with histrionic personality, pathological liars are more verbally dramatic than sexually flamboyant. Narcissists think they have achieved perfection and are unempathetic to others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudologia_fantastica

Approximately 25 to 50 percent of prisoners suffer from BPD.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2790397/

LFR may eventually do immeasurable harm to another human.  Be wary if you are in AZ.
I'm still trying to figure out the yard sale guru thing.  :???: :???:
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Re: LadyFreeDUmb goes to yard sale, uses word salad to tell about it
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2014, 07:19:25 PM »
It's REAL!  REAL, I tell you!  :rofl:
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