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Offline Billiam Pitts

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Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« on: March 04, 2014, 08:18:52 AM »
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024598546#post51

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MineralMan (61,791 posts)
51. I was one month short of my 14th birthday.

She had been 15 for one month. We lived two doors away from each other and had been close friends since kindergarten. One summer day, we were hanging out together at her house. We started talking about sex. It seemed like a good idea to see how that worked. So that's what we did.

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54. This is a very sweet story, actually. Two kids who loved each other! I love this story.

Kids are always interested in sex, once they are aware of it. It is always in their consciousness somewhere. I love how natural it all was for you and her...it warms my heart!

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59. Well, it was fortunate that I

Knew what caused pregnancies, so we took care that wouldn't happen. We never did it again. It was an experiment. We remained friends, and I saw her at our 50th reunion. We had a good laugh about it. At the time, we decided it was messy and a bit icky. We were nerd kids, sort of. The memory is nice though.

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61. awww. I'm glad you have a good memory of it, not a shameful one...

it is a rite of passage and it seems like you were two people who were respectful of each other. Nice...

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74. Thanks.

It's a treasured memory. A funny one, too, if you think about it.
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2014, 08:30:49 AM »
I didn't think sheep lived that long.
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2014, 08:34:34 AM »
He was 13. She was an older woman of 15. 13 subtracted from 15 leaves 2.....2 seconds = how long it took to lose his virginity. :-)
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2014, 08:34:59 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on March 04, 2014, 08:30:49 AM
I didn't think sheep lived that long.

ie "Dolly"

He keeps cloning the same sheep.   :lmao:
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2014, 08:42:06 AM »
So Rock Head is confessing to be a rapist...what do the feminazies at the DUmp think of that?  :fuelfire:
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2014, 10:13:22 AM »
Nothing like a little child porn fantasy to get the far-left in a romantic mood.
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2014, 10:30:31 AM »
Quote from: Lord Schlitz on March 04, 2014, 10:13:22 AM
Nothing like a little child porn fantasy to get the far-left in a romantic mood.
:lmao:.....wait a minute......that ain't funny. That's the truth.
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2014, 11:58:24 AM »
ZERO Bongs.
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2014, 12:00:24 PM »
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2014, 12:04:45 PM »
I'm guessing it probably didn't actually happen the way he remembers ie; the girl was not actually present.  Child porn fantasies indeed.
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2014, 12:12:42 PM »
I'm guessing that it really didn't happen at all. MM just needed some masculine creds.
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2014, 12:14:51 PM »
What got me was CTYankee carrying on about how sweet it all was.  A 15 year old girl supposedly screwing the neighbor boy 2 doors down that was only 13.  I wonder how sweet she would have thought it was if it had been her daughter and she got knocked up.
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2014, 02:15:00 PM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on March 04, 2014, 12:14:51 PM
What got me was CTYankee carrying on about how sweet it all was.  A 15 year old girl supposedly screwing the neighbor boy 2 doors down that was only 13.  I wonder how sweet she would have thought it was if it had been her daughter and she got knocked up.

Easy--they would have said that Planned Parenthood was 'sweet.' :puke:
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2014, 03:12:14 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 04, 2014, 02:15:00 PM
Easy--they would have said that Planned Parenthood was 'sweet.' :puke:

You're right.  It would have been no big deal because they'd have just flushed the "fetus" and celebrated the joy of her daughter's heightened sexuality.   :???:
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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2014, 08:38:34 PM »
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51. I was one month short of my 44th birthday.

She had been 15 for one month. One summer day, we were hanging out together at her house. We started talking about sex. It seemed like a good idea to see how that worked. So that's what we did.

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Re: Mineral Midget loses his virginity
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2014, 08:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Lord Schlitz on March 04, 2014, 10:13:22 AM
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