They said German law requires all children to attend public or state-approved private schools, and that such institutions "engendered a negative attitude toward family and parents and would tend to turn their children against Christian values."
If we granted asylum to this family we would have to grant asylum to every family in the USA from... the USA.
All countries have bizarre laws. Canada has "hate speech" laws. Should the USA grant asylum to Canadians who want to point out that Christianity objects to homosexuality?
This was a non-starter and a waste of our time.
They aren't facing death or torture -- and they have a ton of options including changing their name to Gomez and sneaking across our southern border.