Favorite DU moment evah?

[DefiantSix]

My favorite DU moment is not any that has already happened, it's one that is yet to come. 

I sit and listen with rapt attention whenever Coach spins the tale of the coming Great Discombobulation, when their political masters lose an upcoming election, and the Proglodytes fall on each other like a pack of ravenous hyenas.  The stench of tomb-stoned DUmbass carcasses rotting in the erupting light of that brilliant dawning of the morning in America that Ronaldus Magnus spoke of carrying far and wide across the Island of Misfit ****-ups...


Ahh, what glorious days lie ahead of us...

[Ralph Wiggum]

That was Randi Rhodes, but it doesn't make it any less funny.

It will always be amusing to me.

[delilahmused]

Allegedly dying. Coach didn't get a photo of the corpse, and there's never been an obit anywhere except that weekly Seattle moonbat rag - about as reliable as Crazy Miriam's San Diego blog.

With dozens of moonbats allegedly visiting him up to the day he got whacked, there isn't even one picture of the sodomite looking sick. It was 2005, a couple of years before everyone had smartphones, but nearly everyone was carrying a flip phone with a camera. The sodomite was a DUmp celebrity. Why no pictures?

Coach says he was whacked, so I'm sure he was whacked, but we have no corpus delicti.

And who was it that was going to take a detour on the way to his funeral to beat up frank? Goodboy?

Cindie

[delilahmused]

I missed the TiT/veriSEAL thing.  Must have been a classic.
Those boys don't much care for stolen valor.

Yeah, not many people can claim to be members of Seal Team 6 before it was even formed...except maybe Chuck Norris. And all the famous people he knew, pillar of the art community and all that. I miss all his stories. The band his son was in, played with Carlos Santana or something. Knew every government insider on the planet. He definitely qualifies for the greatest, most farfetched life among DU'ers. Documenting his life experiences is like documenting Nad's careers.

Cindie

[Rebel]

Yeah, not many people can claim to be members of Seal Team 6 before it was even formed...except maybe Chuck Norris. And all the famous people he knew, pillar of the art community and all that. I miss all his stories. The band his son was in, played with Carlos Santana or something. Knew every government insider on the planet. He definitely qualifies for the greatest, most farfetched life among DU'ers. Documenting his life experiences is like documenting Nad's careers.

Cindie

Don't forget Billy Joe Badass putting a shotgun to the chest of the SECNAV at the time, John Warner.

[BannedFromDU]

Yeah, not many people can claim to be members of Seal Team 6 before it was even formed...except maybe Chuck Norris. And all the famous people he knew, pillar of the art community and all that. I miss all his stories. The band his son was in, played with Carlos Santana or something. Knew every government insider on the planet. He definitely qualifies for the greatest, most farfetched life among DU'ers. Documenting his life experiences is like documenting Nad's careers.

Cindie

     As I recall, they didn't care much that TiT was obviously lying. They also didn't say much when he was caught redhanded stealing some other dude's lyrics.

[movie buff]

That was Randi Rhodes, but it doesn't make it any less funny.

Whoops, my bad.
To make up for that slip- up, here are two more of my favorite DU moments, to make an even 10:
9. Alan Grayson holding an online Q & A session on the DUmp, with the poor d- bag being stupid enough to actually believe that doing so would help his campaign.
10. In general, all the threads (Mostly during the Bush Administration, but there was a mini- resurgence of them when Occupy was at its strongest) in which the DUmmies openly call for a violent revolution to overthrow and kill everyone who disagrees with them and usher in their unicorns- and- rainbows Communist utopia. These sorts of threads make the list partly because they lead me to envision what would happen if any of the DUmmies actually had the cajones to try half of what they were yelling about online, and how quickly and utterly annihilated they would be.

[GOBUCKS]

     As I recall, they didn't care much that TiT was obviously lying. They also didn't say much when he was caught redhanded stealing some other dude's lyrics.

No, just like they had nothing to say when the drunken Will Pitt's crowning glory, being quoted by Michael Moore, turned out to be another case of Pitt plagiarism.

But of the many cases of DUmp plagiarism, the best was when poor stupid Pam Dawson copied another DUmmies rant word-for-word. She then graciously accepted compliments and even granted other DUmmies permission to forward it to others. Pam was tombstoned for her transgression, but TiT and the drunken Pitt got off scot-free.

[franksolich]

But of the many cases of DUmp plagiarism, the best was when poor stupid Pam Dawson copied another DUmmies rant word-for-word. She then graciously accepted compliments and even granted other DUmmies permission to forward it to others. Pam was tombstoned for her transgression, but TiT and the drunken Pitt got off scot-free.

That was when Pamela stole something the maudlin waif primitive, the "Mythsaje" primitive, wrote.

The maudlin waif primitive was really proud of his writing, and it wounded him very much.

Despite that Pamela apologized under duress, he was so disheartened he went away from Skins's island, much to our loss, because "Mythsaje" in his prime provided a great deal of inventory for the DUmpster.

What pissed me off was when Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus "Horse With no Name," the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives, thought that Pamela should get a "pass" on the transgression simply because Pamela was who Pamela was.

[Skul]

If IIRC, one of you outed Tit in one of his new incarnations (dollar-bill hones). 
The new one didn't last long at the DUmp, when he was highlighted here.
I think he had a third, which was very short lived.  Don't recall the name.

[tanstaafl]

If IIRC, one of you outed Tit in one of his new incarnations (dollar-bill hones). 
The new one didn't last long at the DUmp, when he was highlighted here.
I think he had a third, which was very short lived.  Don't recall the name.

Sonoman

[GOBUCKS]

Despite that Pamela apologized under duress, he was so disheartened he went away from Skins's island, much to our loss, because "Mythsaje" in his prime provided a great deal of inventory for the DUmpster.

Yes. DUmmy Mythsaje was Saje Williams, who was continuously trying to peddle his writing while living with his wife and kids in abject poverty.

His genre was intergalactic vampire sexual perversion, which he pretty much had to himself.

He's a DUmmy who is sorely missed.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Yes. DUmmy Mythsaje was Saje Williams, who was continuously trying to peddle his writing while living with his wife and kids in abject poverty.

His genre was intergalactic vampire sexual perversion, which he pretty much had to himself.

He's a DUmmy who is sorely missed.

That is really carving out a specific niche. 

[BannedFromDU]

Yes. DUmmy Mythsaje was Saje Williams, who was continuously trying to peddle his writing while living with his wife and kids in abject poverty.

His genre was intergalactic vampire sexual perversion, which he pretty much had to himself.

He's a DUmmy who is sorely missed.

     Saje was self-parodying: a Target employee who loathed his job, but had to earn some bank while he waited patiently for his fiction to climb up the charts. I always thought he and TwixVoy were cut from the same cloth. Which by the way, TwixVoy hasn't been seen since his bouncy that was then lampooned by Dreamer Tatum. This, despite Twix's claim that he put all of his wealth in gold coins, which he then stored in the walls of whatever hovel he lived in.

     Man, those were the good old days. Here is Saje's profile, along with some reviews of his many "books." Note that he has as many books as he does reviews, which should be an indication that the whole writing thing isn't going that well.

[GOBUCKS]

This, despite Twix's claim that he put all of his wealth in gold coins, which he then stored in the walls of whatever hovel he lived in.

I'm pretty sure Twix could put all his wealth in a single gold coin.

Twix was fired at Target for insubordination, then was on the verge of several other jobs only to wash out on the drug test.

One of my favorites was all the excitement over a new job at the air  port, with a failed last minute drug screen.

Then he was going to move to Portugal, of all places, to sponge off his son. That fell through when his son refused to tell Twix his Portuguese address.

[BannedFromDU]

I'm pretty sure Twix could put all his wealth in a single gold coin.

And it would still have chocolate at the center.



Twix was fired at Target for insubordination, then was on the verge of several other jobs only to wash out on the drug test.

Didn't he get hired at Whole Foods and get canned the same day for being drunk?





Then he was going to move to Portugal, of all places, to sponge off his son. That fell through when his son refused to tell Twix his Portuguese address.


Or where, in general, Portugal is.

[Chris_]

Chana Masala

[franksolich]

Chana Masala

Good one; a demonstration on how the primitives lie and cheat.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Chana Masala

 

[NHSparky]

No, just like they had nothing to say when the drunken Will Pitt's crowning glory, being quoted by Michael Moore, turned out to be another case of Pitt plagiarism.

But of the many cases of DUmp plagiarism, the best was when poor stupid Pam Dawson copied another DUmmies rant word-for-word. She then graciously accepted compliments and even granted other DUmmies permission to forward it to others. Pam was tombstoned for her transgression, but TiT and the drunken Pitt got off scot-free.

That's the one where I called him out--he had ripped off Douglas Adams.

[BadCat]

I loved the polyamory scandal, where buttsniffa and his homely wife brought a hotter chick into their marriage. All three of them bragged of their 'modern' relationship on the DU and received tons of accolades for their progressive relationship.

Then, buttsniffa and the hotter chick kicked homely wife to the curb, and DUsaster occurred.

It was priceless.

[franksolich]

Shandris (1,531 posts)    Fri Mar 7, 2014, 07:41 PM

412. The day one of our threads got put into the Library of Congress during...

...the elections.

Oh, I'm sure Skins's island has been archived in a lot more places than just the Library of Congress.

The Secret Service, the Internal Revenue Service, the National Security Agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Bureau, the Department of Homeland Security, many local and all state law-enforcement agencies, &c., &c., &c.

[GOBUCKS]

Oh, I'm sure Skins's island has been archived in a lot more places than just the Library of Congress.

The Secret Service, the Internal Revenue Service, the National Security Agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Bureau, the Department of Homeland Security, many local and all state law-enforcement agencies, &c., &c., &c.

Yes. But the best archive of DUmp lunacy is The DUmping Ground

[Splashdown]

I loved the polyamory scandal, where buttsniffa and his homely wife brought a hotter chick into their marriage. All three of them bragged of their 'modern' relationship on the DU and received tons of accolades for their progressive relationship.

Then, buttsniffa and the hotter chick kicked homely wife to the curb, and DUsaster occurred.

It was priceless.

Forgot that one!

 

[obumazombie]

Chana Masala

Chana Massala is CHEATING !