BainsBane (23,715 posts) Wed Feb 26, 2014, 03:50 PM
20. If I didn't have skin like a rhinocerous
I wouldn't be so vocal with my opinions.
If she didn't have skin like a rhinocerous, she could possibly find a man who would overlook her grotesque deformities.
Thick leathery skin isn't very feminine.
Maybe she needs some lotion.