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‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« on: March 01, 2014, 09:48:20 AM »
‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/02/28/miracle-as-mississippi-man-wakes-up-in-body-bag-at-funeral-home/?intcmp=latestnews

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Workers at a Mississippi funeral home say they found a man alive and kicking when they opened a body bag while they were getting ready to embalm him.

Holmes County Coroner Dexter Howard calls it a miracle that 78-year-old Walter Williams is alive.

The coroner was called to Williams’ home in Lexington, a community north of Jackson, where family members believed he had died.

Walter Williams was resurrected.
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Re: ‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2014, 10:37:31 AM »
Coroner Dexter thinks Walter Williams to be "a miracle."  Walter Williams thinks Dexter to be an incompetent idiot.
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Re: ‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2014, 12:25:22 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gQrqHDBQ4o[/youtube]
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Re: ‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2014, 05:31:33 AM »
Amazing story.
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Re: ‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2014, 09:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on March 01, 2014, 10:37:31 AM
Coroner Dexter thinks Walter Williams to be "a miracle."  Walter Williams thinks Dexter to be an incompetent idiot.

Very well put.
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Re: ‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2014, 05:13:02 PM »
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Re: ‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2014, 05:57:12 PM »
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of being buried by people who think I'm dead.    :thatsright:


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Re: ‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2014, 09:58:36 PM »
Quote from: J P Sousa on March 05, 2014, 05:57:12 PM
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of being buried by people who think I'm dead.    :thatsright:


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There was a time that a whole industry sprung up to address that fear...





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Re: ‘Miracle’ as Mississippi man wakes up in body bag at funeral home
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2014, 01:22:04 PM »
RIP, Mr. Williams.  He's gone to meet the Lord.
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