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DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« on: February 28, 2014, 01:34:44 AM »
Wife works while husband sits around whining to DU about sick cat, and he thinks she might be "frustrated" by his behavior.  Imagine that!
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My wife has been working A LOT of 45 to 55 hour work week and I think she is getting frustrated with  me and the whole situation. Granted all this extra money is coming in handy for Brody and his situation BUT I think I need to do something that will make my wife realize I understand all she is doing.
 
I'm terrible at cleaning the house.

I can't cook to save my life.

Housecleaning is not rocket science, but you must put down the cheetos and step away from the keyboard.

Cooking doesn't have to be rocket science. Get a cooking "how to" book from the library, and cook.

Are DUmmies *really* this helpless?
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 03:31:03 AM »
Quote from: dane on February 28, 2014, 01:34:44 AM
Wife works while husband sits around whining to DU about sick cat, and he thinks she might be "frustrated" by his behavior.  Imagine that!Housecleaning is not rocket science, but you must put down the cheetos and step away from the keyboard.

Cooking doesn't have to be rocket science. Get a cooking "how to" book from the library, and cook.

Are DUmmies *really* this helpless?

The internet is my cookbook. You can find any recipe you want. Heck, there's websites where you can tell them the ingredients you have on hand and they'll give you a meal using what you have. As for cleaning the house, I really hate cleaning house so I get it done early. How hard is it to dust or run a vacuum back and forth? The most time consuming thing I do is clean the kitchen. My dishwasher died and it's usually just me or me & my husband. Doesn't make any sense to replace it.

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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2014, 03:39:24 AM »
Quote from: dane on February 28, 2014, 01:34:44 AM
Are DUmmies *really* this helpless?

Yes
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2014, 04:16:46 AM »
A "male" DUmmie with a "female" wife.

Very strange...   :confused:
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 06:04:19 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on February 28, 2014, 04:16:46 AM
A "male" DUmmie with a "female" wife.
Well, so he says.  But they do lie from time to time.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 06:49:16 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on February 28, 2014, 04:16:46 AM
A "male" DUmmie with a "female" wife.

Very strange...   :confused:

Gender is fluid, and based on self-identification - so say the DUmmies. There is no way to determine the actual sex, or species, of any participant in a DUmmy relationship based only on their use of pronouns. And, as Brother Dane reminded us, DUmmies lie.

The DUmmy's "wife" may be a 13 year old Mexican boy, an opossum, a wool sock soaked in Mazola, a face painted on his hand, or may exist only in his head.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 09:58:14 AM »
I feel for the wife but she had to be pretty stupid to have ended up with a DUchebag. Maybe she will start putting a little D-CON in all of his meals.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2014, 10:01:19 AM »
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2014, 10:26:04 AM »
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Are DUmmies *really* this helpless?

Silly question.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2014, 10:29:19 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 28, 2014, 06:49:16 AM
The DUmmy's "wife" may be a 13 year old Mexican boy, an opossum, a wool sock soaked in Mazola, a face painted on his hand, or may exist only in his head.

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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2014, 10:39:29 AM »
The DUmmie's wife works 55 hours a week, then has to come home cook, clean, and do the laundry.  She needs to kick this DUmmie to the curb.  She probably will vote R this go 'round as she is getting a first hand glimpse of what it is like to support the worthless.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2014, 11:36:53 AM »
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I can't cook to save my life.

I bet you could make a grilled cheese sandwich. 

Maybe Demo-Dummy could show you how it's done. 
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM »
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2014, 11:48:33 AM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2014, 11:51:01 AM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

You are at the library, read a friggin book for pitys sake.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2014, 11:57:34 AM »
i already read all the "true conservative" books they have in here.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2014, 12:00:30 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil??

Why don't you get a job working from home?

Oh wait....
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2014, 12:06:06 PM »
nothing like kicking a person when they're down huh dori. i have come to learn to expect that from on here.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2014, 12:19:15 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 12:06:06 PM
nothing like kicking a person when they're down huh dori. i have come to learn to expect that from on here.

Seemed like a pretty valid question.  Put up or shut up is a very reasonable request to make.  how many resumes have you spread out there today?
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2014, 01:25:49 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

Hyperbole much? Not one person here said work is the only thing that matters. Does this guy work at home and make good money? Since he's thankful for everything his wife does it appears he doesn't. He admits he's not good at cooking and cleaning but his wife often works 55 hours a week so who's doing the housecleaning? If he's not doing home chores, someone has to be, which means his wife (who he wants to thank...just not with cooking and cleaning) has to. So, whether or not there is more to life than work, his poor wife can't afford the luxury. Someone has to pay the bills, how would you suggest they do that? I bet she'd like to know so she's not exhausted all the time.

I didn't "work" while my kids were growing up. I homeschooled them but since I was home, it was also my job to keep the house clean, cook, etc. Since this is a partnership why shouldn't my husband (or his wife) expect me to do my part? There were times when he had to work two jobs (which is akin her 55 hours) so I could be home with our boys. Even if he does work, he obviously doesn't work 55 hours so it makes sense that he should do the majority of the household chores. How "good" do you have to be to dust, vac, mop, put dishes in the dishwasher or wash them by hand, wipe counter tops, swish a brush around a toilet, do some laundry, etc. For someone whose so concerned about work not being important, you sure seem to think it's okay for this man's wife to have very little down time.

Now I do work at home. I raise chickens and sell their eggs. It's hard work and I love it, but it won't pay all the bills so my husband still has to work. In my spare time I make jewelry, but that's after I do the days chores. Like his wife, my husband works very hard, he should at least expect a clean home and a good meal when he's here. I can see why you have so many bitch slaps, your argument is ridiculous and doesn't address the issues this guy has.

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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2014, 01:58:24 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:57:34 AM
i already read all the "true conservative" books they have in here.

How many were there.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2014, 02:13:14 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

There's more to life than sitting around while your wife does everything for you.  By the way, he's not "working" from home.  On this side of the planet, we call that a LOSER.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2014, 02:19:05 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

Sure,but lazy leeches are always lazy leeches.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2014, 02:33:07 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

Is this a joke? Yes, being a contributing member of society is important. And this DUmmy in question is contributing nothing. Wah, can't get a job, wah, can't clean, wah, can't cook. Can't, can't, can't. My mama taught me can't means won't. All excuses and hot air. A friggin trained chimp can clean the house, do the laundry. It doesn't make much to prepare a meal. Show some appreciation for the fact the wife is busting her ass to support the family. Instead of sitting on DU all day whimpering about a cat. Friggin loser.
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Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2014, 02:40:50 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.
I'm at a loss as to how this is a response to a post about a lazy ass parasite who, while his 'wife' is out working, is playing on the internet and complaining that he doesn't know how to clean or cook.

Neither of those activities takes an enormous amount of skill, but they both do require getting off the couch.

The parasite could quite easily do an internet search for house cleaning and cooking tips.

You get another BS on your record because your response makes no sense
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