The Disney movie
Frozen is still a top ten movie thirteen weeks after opening. It will likely top $1 billion in worldwide ticket sales. Disney has announced it will make the movie into a Broadway musical. The songs are catchy and the story about an ice queen and her sister has found a large audience.
I thought it would be entertaining to take one of the songs from the show and come out with a parody cover version to be sung by one of the best known ice queens around -- Hillary Clinton. I think it could make a great campaign song.
FIRST TIME AND FOREVER(from the movie
Frozen)
HILLARY
The window is open, so's the door
Cause they won't remember anymore
Who knew we left the White House in disgrace?
For years I've craved the White House seal
With no more Obama, it's for real
Finally I'm starting up my race
There'll be actual real live voters
It'll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change?
'Cause for the first time in forever
There'll be champagne, there'll be cake
For the first time in forever
What difference does it make?
Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
But I'm somewhere in that zone
'Cause for the first time in forever
I'll win it alone
I can't wait to beat everyone! [
gasp]
The press says I'm THE one!
Tonight imagine my pantsuit's fine
Hiding my cankles and behind
The picture of sophisticated grace
Ooh! I suddenly see Bill standing there
With a beautiful stranger, tall and fair
I wanna punch that cheater in his face!
But then we talk pol'tics all evening,
Which is totally bizarre
Because that's the life I've led so far
For the first time in forever
There'll be magic, there'll be fun
For the first time in forever
I'll shellack ol' Joe Biden
And I know it is totally crazy
To the White House I'll prance
Yes for the first time in forever
At least I've got a chance
BILL
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the cruel witch you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, put on a show
Make one wrong move and everyone will know
HILLARY
But it's only for today
BILL
It's only for today
BILL
It's agony to wait
HILLARY
It's agony to wait
BILL
Be on guard to squelch Benghazi gate!
HILLARY
The gate!
HILLARY
For the first time in forever
BILL
Don't let them in, don't let them see
HILLARY
I'm getting what I'm dreaming of
BILL
Be the cruel witch you always have to be
HILLARY
A chance to change my lonely world
BILL
Conceal
HILLARY
A chance to find true power
BILL
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
HILLARY
I know it all ends tomorrow,
So it has to be today
'Cause for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing's in my way!
The Fiddling Ant
