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Offline obumazombie

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Re: Since I can't sit on my ass and get disability, I'm retiring- neck beard
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2014, 08:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on February 25, 2014, 08:04:25 PM
I don't think so. The driver of the bus is probably a union worker. By getting a union worker in trouble, OS would lose his membership in the Karl Marx fanboy club. Since the time of year is Christmas, he will get caught up in a stampede at the local Walmart while shopping for a new obama blowup doll. The one with the new and improved air nozzle used to inflate it. As a result, he will attempt to sue Walmart and be crowned the 2014 DUmmy of the Year.
With a first aid patch kit to plug the countless leaks that will develop.
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Re: Since I can't sit on my ass and get disability, I'm retiring- neck beard
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2014, 08:16:50 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 25, 2014, 08:06:48 PM
With a first aid patch kit to plug the countless leaks that will develop.

I take it you're familiar with the old joke about the Bellevue Bolshevik.

The punchline is "...and then President Obama farted and flew out the window!"
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