A man and his wife were on a long road trip. They stopped at a small store in the county. The store had a porch. A guy, who looked to be very old, was rocking in a chair on the porch. The husband went into the store to get what was needed while the wife remained outside to talk with the old man.
When the husband stepped out of the store the wife informed him that the old man in the rocking chair was hundred years old. The husband asked the guy, “so you’ve really been alive one hundred years?†The old man answered that he had. The husband asked what he had done to live so long. The old man said that he had never drank any alcohol, that he never ate any bacon, that he never ate anything fried or grilled, that he had never smoked, and that he had never gotten frisky with wild women.
The husband looked at the wife and said, “He’s lying. He hasn’t lived a hundred years. He just feels like he has.â€
