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What an accomplishment!!!

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D. Patrick takes 8th in Daytona 500.
J. Johnson wins.

Patrick was in 3rd on final lap when Johnson went to the low groove with a "second train," and pushed past the then-leaders. Patrick said she didn't try the same move for fear of being "freight-trained," but with no one behind her to form a draft. Her 8th place makes her the highest finishing woman in 500 herstory.

WAIT - Hold the presses:

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1. Ummm,

That was last year's race.

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2. Was that today's race or a re-broadcast time filler race?


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3. This year's race

is delayed by rain, They replayed last year's race.

And these people think that they are qualified to run complex things...


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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2014, 05:24:08 PM »
Last year. Race this year is on weather delay.
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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2014, 05:29:49 PM »
If DUmbass is referring to the 2013 500, then yes, she did.

They haven't run the 2014 race yet, it's been "fed flagged" (stopped) due to rain after 38 laps, and she is currently in the 33rd position.

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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2014, 05:36:22 PM »
The OP comes back to their thread

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13. Well, isn't this where we came in, Mommy?

I was wondering why she hadn't changed strategy!

Try harder to recover and backpedal you dumb-ass.

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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2014, 05:40:08 PM »
When all else fails try to hide the evidence and change the subject...

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Typical DUmmie behavior

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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2014, 02:57:06 AM »
Ban's classic Nascar rant... "Boogity boogity boogity...vote for Bush, boys!!"

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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2014, 05:51:16 AM »
Petty's statement about Danica is correct; the only way she could win at Daytona is if she was the only one on the track.

Would like to see him race her.

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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2014, 06:41:05 AM »
Another entry from the group that considers themselves smarter than, well, everyone else.
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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2014, 09:49:22 AM »
Petty's statement about Danica is correct; the only way she could win at Daytona is if she was the only one on the track.

Would like to see him race her.
Micheal Waltrip was making a fast TV commentary walk up through the drivers greeting them and exchanging a few words with or making a comment about each one as he went. When he went past Danica he told her to hurry up and join him at the back of the pack...... :lmao:

He didn't slow down long enough for her to get her cat claws out..... :lmao:
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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2014, 09:52:43 AM »
Those damn rookies were wrecking everyone last night.  That race was a crash-fest.
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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2014, 11:18:54 AM »
Micheal Waltrip was making a fast TV commentary walk up through the drivers greeting them and exchanging a few words with or making a comment about each one as he went. When he went past Danica he told her to hurry up and join him at the back of the pack...... :lmao:

He didn't slow down long enough for her to get her cat claws out..... :lmao:

The good old boys in NASCAR better watch out because she might play the sexist and bullying card. Won't make any difference that she is a p!ss poor if she loses her ride and decides to go the legal route. . 

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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2014, 11:24:15 AM »
Don't  we have rules?  If not, I propose one now...
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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2014, 11:30:08 AM »
Don't  we have rules?  If not, I propose one now...


Now I'm going to bring up the candy rule here... if you're going to post one pic, you should really bring the rest for everyone.  it's just common courtesy ;)
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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2014, 11:44:09 AM »
Has anyone posted that at the DUmp?   :fuelfire:
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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2014, 11:53:32 AM »
Ban's classic Nascar rant... "Boogity boogity boogity...vote for Bush, boys!!"

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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2014, 02:12:21 PM »
Don't  we have rules?  If not, I propose one now...


Sorry, but if I'm looking for NASCAR driver eye candy, it's not skinny ass Danica.



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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2014, 02:42:06 PM »
Don't  we have rules?  If not, I propose one now...
I thought that particular rule only applied to Helen Thomas.
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Re: Danica Patrick finishes 8th at Daytona, Start the Klu Klux Klams party!
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2014, 04:18:04 PM »
NASCAR Nationwide driver Joanna Long.



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