27 Things You’re Really Thinking When You Watch Figure Skating

[Ralph Wiggum]

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COOL BUT WHAT IF



…HE LETS GO.



20. YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT.



21. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS POSITION WITHOUT SOMEONE LOSING AN EAR.

[freedumb2003b]

I wonder what she is like in bed?

Actually, that is all I think about when watching women figure skate.  I don't watch men and ignore them in the couples events.

[JohnnyReb]

I wonder what she is like in bed?

Like parking a VW in a warehouse.

I haven't watched it.....I read that NBC had sent some flaming, as in napalm, faggot to MC/report about the figure skating. I read somewhere how many suitcases of clothes he took over, like 22 pairs of shoes and so many handbags/purses.

What away for the gay loving NBC people to shove it right in the Russians face.....and Obama approved this message.

[DefiantSix]

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...20. YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT.

That's okay. I'm pretty sure there's nothing down there to cut anyway.  

[BlueStateSaint]

Like parking a VW in a warehouse.

I haven't watched it.....I read that NBC had sent some flaming, as in napalm, faggot to MC/report about the figure skating. I read somewhere how many suitcases of clothes he took over, like 22 pairs of shoes and so many handbags/purses.

What away for the gay loving NBC people to shove it right in the Russians face.....and Obama approved this message.

That would be Jonny Weir.  The one that, when warming up for the men's final in Turin in 2006, wore an old Soviet Union warmup jacket for his warmup skate.  I couldn't find any pictures of it, but I did find a Free Republic thread about it.

[Mr Mannn]

I used to date a gal who loved figure skating. I had to pretend to like it when we went to the pansy ice shows.

What went through my mind?
1) Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
2) Wheres the coke vender?
3) Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
4) Peanuts?
5) Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
6) Why can't cute gals like James Bond movies? this sucks,
7) Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!

[Dori]

I used to date a gal who loved figure skating. I had to pretend to like it when we went to the pansy ice shows.

What went through my mind?
1) Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
2) Wheres the coke vender?
3) Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
4) Peanuts?
5) Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
6) Why can't cute gals like James Bond movies? this sucks,
7) Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!

^that's funny.  I remember my first pro hockey game.  I was shocked when all I heard out of the crowd was; "stick 'em", "stick 'em".  I thought only football had a rough crowd.

I love ice skating, so there 

[vesta111]

^that's funny.  I remember my first pro hockey game.  I was shocked when all I heard out of the crowd was; "stick 'em", "stick 'em".  I thought only football had a rough crowd.

I love ice skating, so there 

My problem with the skaters is I cannot understand how they can do the things they do on ice,  heck even ballroom dancing has me in awe.

Now I love blood sports of all kinds.   Ice Hockey, we will occasionally go to the games at UNH and have the time of our lives.

Football is boring  all the times out, basketball is the ultimate in action, almost constant non stop action.

I can understand why the couples skaters have so many gay male partners.   Were both partners heterosexual, 12 hours a day practice for years at a time sooner or later sparks would come about and all that lust would interfear with the performance and sooner or later jealousy would raise its ugly head and destroy the partnership.