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Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« on: February 18, 2014, 10:38:01 PM »
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 Drunken Irishman (25,753 posts)
Four words that will drive Republicans crazy.
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 President Barack Hussein Obama.

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Four words that will drive DUmmy Drunken Irishman crazy:

The bar is closed

Three words that will drive DUmmies crazy:

No more weed

Two words that will drive DUmmies crazy:

Ronald Reagan

Three words that most DUmmies never say:

Today is payday

Five words that DUmmies don't care about:

Did you do your taxes?

One thing DUmmies are out of:

Ammo
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 10:38:58 PM »
An irishman walks out of a bar.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 10:46:55 PM »
Another three words a DUmmie will never say.
I was wrong.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2014, 01:35:00 AM »
And that drives us crazy because?  :???:
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2014, 04:33:40 AM »
Right....two numbers & five words...

2014 will be a repeat of 2010.

On steroids.

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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2014, 04:41:31 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 18, 2014, 10:38:58 PM
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2014, 04:49:36 AM »
DUmmie Drunken Kennedy was wrong, it's not President Barrack Hussein Obama.

It's Present Barrack Hussein Obama.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2014, 06:33:39 AM »
I opened this thread thinking I was going to read about Boobiez, Bacon, Beer, and Pie.

Imagine my disappointment.

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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2014, 07:04:13 AM »
Four words that drive the DUmmies crazy:
The Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2014, 07:07:45 AM »
Funny I don't feel crazy.

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9. I can do this in 3 words:
 
Redistribution of wealth.
 

And yet, when you ask yourselves "why do they call us communists?", you answer yourselves with idiotic droolings like "lack of education" or "racism."  

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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2014, 07:27:39 AM »
Pssst,DUmbasses...

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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2014, 09:10:07 AM »
Quote from: txradioguy on February 19, 2014, 01:35:00 AM
And that drives us crazy because?  :???:


We're all racist.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2014, 10:16:15 AM »
President George W Bush. Guaranteed to piss off the DUmmies.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2014, 10:18:45 AM »
Pay my way............ again.

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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2014, 12:05:33 PM »
I believe I'd flip out if a DUmmie said, "I have a job."
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2014, 12:09:19 PM »
Reaganomics works.
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2014, 12:36:44 PM »
Just the one EBT card.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2014, 04:41:13 PM »
I dunno if those 4 words drive me crazy.
I've never used them, in any combination.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2014, 04:45:59 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 19, 2014, 04:41:13 PM
I dunno if those 4 words drive me crazy.
I've never used them, in any combination.

The only time I use the word president in the same sentence is if I'm talking about Obama and President Bush.
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2014, 06:48:19 PM »
71% of Obama have voter remorse. 

(That fact is driving the other 29% insane BTW )
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2014, 09:41:20 PM »
Fools spouting words at me is nothing. DUmmies love the idea that we are like them, dropping into a Pavlovian frothing rage at a specific stimulus. 

It doesn't work that way Conservative are self reliant, its the DUmmies who are conditioned and controlled by Pavlov.

Lets try this and see what happens: "President Elect Sarah Palin."
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2014, 09:59:54 PM »
Naw, words don't mean that much to conservatives. How many conservatives do you know that clamor for "speech codes" in schools or workplaces, or who barricade the doors of speaking venues to prevent people from having their opinions aired, or that can derail an entire internet discussion thread over the use of one word they find suspect or objectionable in some way the way liberals do?

We're more of a "deeds" kind of people, and it's the supremely ****ed up nature of Obama's deeds that have us on edge.

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President Barack Hussein Obama.

BTW, I thought according to DUmmies it was racist to use his middle name in identifying him.

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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2014, 10:11:40 PM »
One word that drives DUmmies crazy: "Liberty".

Two words that drive DUmmies crazy: "Democrat Party".

Three words that drive DUmmies crazy: "National Rifle Association".

Four words that drive DUmmies crazy: "DUmmy of the Year".

Five words that drive DUmmies crazy: "Trayvon Martin had it coming".

Six words that drive DUmmies crazy: "Martin Luther King Was a Republican".

Seven words that drive DUmmies crazy: "I believe in God, the Father Almighty".

Eight words that drive DUmmies crazy: "Shut up and make me a sammich, bitch".

Nine words that drive DUmmues crazy: "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch".

Ten words that drive DUmmies crazy: ... ... I got nothin'. How about an assist here?
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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2014, 10:25:12 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 19, 2014, 10:11:40 PM


Ten words that drive DUmmies crazy: ... ... I got nothin'. How about an assist here?

"You have to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps."

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Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2014, 10:29:06 PM »
Words are not needed at all for 99.99% of the DUmp posters - they are crazy already - Amber, Dennis, et al.
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