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Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

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I think I see the problem
« on: February 18, 2014, 09:44:43 PM »
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minivan2 (38 posts)

My life is in ruins. [View all]
 
I have $28 in my bank account, can't find any job, and school is difficult me.

Yes. Yes I suppose would be difficult you if they had expectations that you employ things like verb-noun agreement and prepositions.


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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 10:38:11 PM »
Could be a good mole cover story.
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 10:38:42 PM »
Maybe minivan's a French Canadian.



But probably not too bright is where Occam would slice.
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2014, 07:14:19 AM »
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Tue Feb 18, 2014, 10:52 AM

Bennyboy (10,407 posts)

26. So sorry, what do you do? What can you do?
 
Can you create art?

That post had me doing a combination of this   :banghead:  and this:   :rotf:

Aside from that, the thread devolved into a big squabble about whether or not it was a good idea to join the military.  They completely ignored their fellow DUmpmonkey in dire straits.  

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Tue Feb 18, 2014, 08:00 PM

minivan2 (38 posts)

45. Hey everybody it's me again
 




First of all, thank you everybody for the wonderful comments, it's great that I have so much support from the DU family  , second of all, I'm alive, I was just having a bad day, and I needed some support. I agree with everybody it's hard time for my generation and it's going to get harder me being 18 and all. I had an interview with Fresh and Easy yesterday (I don't know what their politics are like, so if you have any information on them make sure to tell me. I'm going to talk to a counselor tomorrow to get more help.
 
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2014, 07:19:25 AM »
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My life is in ruins. [View all]
 
I have $28 in my bank account, can't find any job, and school is difficult me

Sorry Mr. 38 posts.  You are required to allude to the evil:

A).  Boooooosh
B).  Rethuglicans (Pay attention to the spelling)
C).  rAciST!!111!!!eLeBiNty!biLLion!!!!!!
D).  War on wymmyns
E).  Booooosh Corporations

Please try again.

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it's going to get harder me being 18 and all.

Gawd.  Another juicebox wannabe fascist in training.  Guess what, Puddin'? Life gonna get even harder because you're stupid.
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2014, 07:20:18 AM »
Absolutely the first thing I'd do when in dire financial straits, is consider the politics of a prospective employer.  :banghead:
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2014, 07:40:29 AM »
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Tue Feb 18, 2014, 10:07 PM

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61. Obama will save you.

He will save all of us.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I am sure this is sarcasm but that was still funny.
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2014, 07:42:54 AM »
Quote from: Skul on February 19, 2014, 07:20:18 AM
Absolutely the first thing I'd do when in dire financial straits, is consider the politics of a prospective employer.  :banghead:
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2014, 10:18:10 AM »
Quote from: Skul on February 19, 2014, 07:20:18 AM
Absolutely the first thing I'd do when in dire financial straits, is consider the politics of a prospective employer.  :banghead:

Me too if their political views allow them to sign my paycheck then all is well.
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2014, 12:23:45 PM »
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2014, 12:37:00 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 19, 2014, 12:23:45 PM

Looks like that Obummercare pansy before "he" could shave.
Hot chocolate anyone?  :-)
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Re: I think I see the problem
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2014, 12:40:45 PM »
Quote from: Skul on February 19, 2014, 12:37:00 PM
Looks like that Obummercare pansy before "he" could shave.
Hot chocolate anyone?  :-)

Definitely a onesy owner.  :-)
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