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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2014, 05:15:10 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 18, 2014, 08:21:11 PM
The stumbling, bumbling, drunken Pitt is still unemployable, even up in the backwoods of New Hampshire.

No one wants an alcoholic employee.

No help getting a job from his mom. After loudly bitching about the ignorant Rindge "fundies", she's not the most popular person in town.

And these days they have computers even in the north woods, so his, uh..problem with preteen girls has almost surely followed him. Oh, wait, that was "temporary sockpuppet", not Pitt, right?

DUmmy Raven is having a shitty forced retirement.

What a great family!

I wonder how many times Dummie Raven has had second thoughts about not getting that abortion 40 years ago.  :rotf:
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2014, 05:46:40 AM »
Crazy man here, since when have we not know that boys will be boys ?

Sons at 9 and 12 came home on trash day with something they did not want me to see.  I got curious and went a looking and found a Play Boy in their room.  I left it there, heck it was better then finding a man boy publication.   

Sex sells for goodness sake, what is this mans problem, has he just found his dick ?
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2014, 06:28:56 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 18, 2014, 10:08:22 PM
It's not like the women are forced to model. They want to do it, DUmmies! It's their choice. Oh, as a general rule, conservative women are capable of taking care of themselves. We don't need a man to step in and beat an attacker. We're armed. Still, I'd stand there and watch them beat up wee willy before I shot the turd.

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You're too kind.

If I saw a stranger beating up Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt, I wouldn't shoot the stranger. I would figure Pitt brought it on himself, and who am I to stand in the way of justice?
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2014, 06:47:48 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 19, 2014, 06:28:56 AM
You're too kind.

If I saw a stranger beating up Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt, I wouldn't shoot the stranger. I would figure Pitt brought it on himself, and who am I to stand in the way of justice?

people get kind of sensitive when somebody tries to steal their beer, even if it is mostly empty.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2014, 09:26:03 AM »
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and I have to go get my knuckles stitched.

No, Pitt.  As I recall, you used a large canned good (baked beans?)  the last time you had a confrontation. 

Anybody remember that reference?   :-)

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2014, 09:37:42 AM »
How does "WalksThruFire" feel about Sarah Palin ?
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2014, 10:26:06 AM »
Oh dear....  Where does one begin with this pudgy "badass"?

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I would walk through fire for the women of DU, my wife, my daughter, my mother, every woman I know.

Vote for an anti-choice, trans-vaginal-utrasound supporting politician? Never.
   
A lot of hard feelings around here lately. We men are far from perfect, and the anti-woman evil currently stalking the land leaves wide, deep footprints. It shakes the very ground.

But it's not me. I'm with you, and if I get it wrong sometimes, know that I am trying to be better. Every single day.

I speak only for myself here...but I think I speak for a whole lot of DU men, as well...and if I don't speak for you, then in my humble opinion, you're in the wrong place.

I'm with you. I would walk through fire for you. I would jump off a building for you.

 :lmao:

Hey, DUmbass, does your "wife" know you're chumming the DUmp for attention from the dick-choppers?  I mean, really, William....  "I would walk through fire for you, DUmmie man hater"...   :rofl:

Pathetic little weasel...

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Sexually harass a co-worker? Never.

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Witness a man brutalizing a woman? That man is bleeding on the sidewalk at my feet, and I have to go get my knuckles stitched.

A flashback, in case you have burned through that particular set of brain cells:

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You ****ing piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
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Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:

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Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ****ing car, you poor ****ing victim.

Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.

Period. End of file. Do it again, I ****ing dare you.

Yes, I ****ing said it. Let the mods delete this. I ****ing hope you read it first, you piece of shit.

**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.

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Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?

I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.

I ****ing promise.

Be sure to share this with the Mods.

If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.

You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.

Share this with the mods, please.

I guess you're exempt from your own criteria for an ass whipping, aren't you, hypocrite?

Words are easy, you gutless windbag.  Having the courage of conviction to follow through is the hard part, and I don't see you doing that, coward. 
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2014, 10:50:29 AM »
Awesome, Wasp!
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2014, 11:42:46 AM »
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

C.S. Lewis

A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2014, 12:02:48 PM »
If Pitt saw a DUmpette in distress, first he'd dry out for a couple of weeks, and then:

Pitt would catch a grenade for you,

Throw his hand on a blade for you

He'd jump in front of a train for you
 
You know he'd do anything for you
 
Oh, he would go through all this pain

Take a bullet straight through his brain

Yes, he would die for you, DUmmy

But you won't do the same.

And then he'd ask DUmmy Raven for some money to go to the liquor store.
 
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2014, 12:08:01 PM »
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2014, 12:39:14 PM »
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2014, 01:36:28 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on February 19, 2014, 12:39:14 PM
:rotf:


They really do set themselves up, don't they.

 :lmao:
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2014, 02:13:32 PM »
Quote from: Karin on February 19, 2014, 09:26:03 AM
No, Pitt.  As I recall, you used a large canned good (baked beans?)  the last time you had a confrontation. 

Anybody remember that reference?   :-)



Wow. If true, this is actually an answer to a question, that I guarantee has been asked many times:

How drunk must someone be, to think its a good idea to use the defensive tactics suggested by DUmmie hoyt?


 :lmao:

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2014, 02:14:04 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 19, 2014, 12:02:48 PM
If Pitt saw a DUmpette in distress, first he'd dry out for a couple of weeks, and then:

Pitt would catch a grenade for you,

Throw his hand on a blade for you

He'd jump in front of a train for you
 
You know he'd do anything for you
 
Oh, he would go through all this pain

Take a bullet straight through his brain

Yes, he would die for you, DUmmy

But you won't do the same.

Stop!  Hammer time!

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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2014, 03:01:14 PM »
I hope everyone recalls the lovely encounter that Wee Willie had with a brick:

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So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
       
Yep. Just got back from the Kerry rally in Copley. Spent nearly eight hours standing in the cold rain and waind waiting for the word...and then the word came, and didn't come, and is hovering like doom...

So I am walking in the back door of my apartment building, and I hear someone behind me. I turn, and this douchebag threw a brick at my head. It mostly hit my shoulder, but bashed into my jaw. Pretty clearly a mugging attempt; the person who did it was young. Nothing is broken, I don't think. I can still work my jaw, and my shoulder is moving OK, and no teeth are loose. I have a big scratch on my face, and everything hurts like hell.

So, the moral of the story: No matter how bad you feel, no matter how crappy was your night, nobody threw a brick at your head.

Think I'm gonna call the cops.

Kerry conceded to President Bush and Wee Willie Pitt got hit by a brick, all in one night.  Good times, good memories... :loser: :loser: :loser:
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2014, 03:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 19, 2014, 03:01:14 PM
Kerry conceded to President Bush and Wee Willie Pitt got hit by a brick, all in one night.  Good times, good memories... :loser: :loser: :loser:
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I can still work my jaw

Miracle of miracles. :rofl:
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2014, 03:03:32 PM »
From a separate, currently raging Klam-fire:

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141. one white knight threatened a woman here on DU with physical violence

it is recorded, but unpopular to bring it up. In fact you can get juried if you bring it up.

that is why I have just a wee bit o trouble with ones who proclaim themselves saviours to all women when they can't even save a woman from their own bad selves.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4528933
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2014, 03:07:19 PM »
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37. I chased the ****er off
 He thought he put me down. I had a can of Chef Boy-ar-Dee in my hand, and chased him down the street.
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2014, 03:11:12 PM »
Thanks for finding that, Chris!

Whisp says that they get juried if they bring up the fact that Pittstain threatened a woman, homeless at that, with physical violence?  Well, Wasp posted it for all to see.  Will Pitt is a creep, a coward, and a thug. 
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2014, 03:13:06 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 19, 2014, 03:01:14 PM
Kerry conceded to President Bush and Wee Willie Pitt got hit by a brick, all in one night.  Good times, good memories... :loser: :loser: :loser:

Those halcyon days when the DUmmies were tearing their hair out and making spreadsheets...  *sigh*
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #46 on: February 19, 2014, 03:14:26 PM »
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141. one white knight threatened a woman here on DU with physical violence

You forgot to add "while in a drunken rage", DUmmie.
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

C.S. Lewis

A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #47 on: February 19, 2014, 03:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 19, 2014, 03:07:19 PM
:rofl:

Guido and the Chef must have been quite a sight.  The poor bugger being chased was probably terrified.  The besotted Guido, mad man with macaroni, yelling "Bulowski"  and flailing wildly through the cobble stones of Back Bay in 'hot (as in :drunksailor: ) pursuit' .  Yeah, quite a sight indeed.   :whistling:
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #48 on: February 19, 2014, 03:46:07 PM »
There are some who try to squeeze the truth into the fawning and foot-kissing, but the DUmmies can't stand the truth.
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84. Ok. Didn't you threaten to beat up a female DUer several years ago and got yourself

tombstoned for a few weeks?

Enough with the sanctimony, Will.
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94. yep

I'd be honest enough to say I would NOT crawl through hot glass or whatever was said to protect Every Man out there... some People are just not worth it.
 
This whole thing sounds too knightish for me. Thanks but no thanks. I know genuine support when I hear it and I know grandstanding when I smell it.
 
Just so happens I have a building that is doing nothing at the moment...
and also this exchange:
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47. What short memories we have at DU

The OP was once banned from this site for repeatedly threatening a female DUer.
But it isn't nice to tell the truth, and DUmmy No common sense jumps to the defense with:
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97. And you would know this HOW? With your 225 posts and your late 2013 join date?

My, but you pay close attention to Will Pitt's past!

How are your FReeper buddies?
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2014, 04:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 19, 2014, 03:01:14 PM
I hope everyone recalls the lovely encounter that Wee Willie had with a brick:

Kerry conceded to President Bush and Wee Willie Pitt got hit by a brick, all in one night.  Good times, good memories... :loser: :loser: :loser:

The great daveman had a photoshop of this event that was hilarious! Good times...
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