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Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« on: February 18, 2014, 10:02:11 AM »
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Nipped *that* in the bud, I hope

Caught our son listening to The Beatles tonight, I saw her standing there

It was bad.

She was just 17
You know what I mean?
And the way she looked
Was way beyond compare
So how could I dance with another?
"Woooh!"
I saw her standing there

Selecting a dance partner on the basis of looks? 17? And that "woooh" was pretty menacing.

Shut that down, right quick.

Told him to stick to instrumentals until we can sort through our music to see what's more reasonable for him. We gave him some polkas and chamber music to tide him over.

As the boy started listening to the new music we gave him, he began to weep uncontrollably, tears dripping down onto his loose-fitting unisex pantsuit. I think it was in recognition of our growing maturity as a civilization.

 :rofl:

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6. waiting on the alert results...

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8. That will *not* be appreciated in certain quarters
 
Well done, Manny
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bettyellen (23,070 posts)

12. willful ignorance- about as funny as making fun of african americans for not liking watermelon jokes
 
if you don't know what objectification is, it's okay- probably not your problem, I guess.

but flaunting idiocy is never a good thing. and jeeze, you are on a roll lately.  


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13. sigh.
 
You're usually so spot on, Manny. This thread? Not so much.

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99. maybe he can mock food stamp recipients next--they have _no_ sense of humor!!

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19. and the Jury voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT ...

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Nipped *that* in the bud, I hope
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Trolling attempt/Flamebaiting (A bit of both)

Best to nip this in the bud.

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38. ****ing asylum.



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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 11:21:10 AM »
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19. and the Jury voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT ...

Way to go Manny.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 11:24:41 AM »
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As the boy started listening to the new music we gave him, he began to weep uncontrollably, tears dripping down onto his loose-fitting unisex pantsuit. I think it was in recognition of our growing maturity as a civilization.
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lol:
Has got to be one of the best lines I ever read at the DUmp.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2014, 11:32:54 AM »
DUmpette seabeyond, who runs the Ku Klux Klams whenever Jugs is serving time, is pissed at Manny:

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138. ya. two MEN mocking feminism and women in general is so far out there. that would be the bonding

of the man card, right? you know. the norm. kinda like a couple whites get together and mock black voice on bigotry. you know, immediate solidarity, unity, bonding. peer group. high fives, all around.


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160. i hadnt heard of that. but that so many people that do not have an issue with that is disgustingly

shameful. i know i say that too often. i cannot imagine a human being, that feels they have the right to mock, ridicule, insult others simply for standing up for what they believe in, civil rights, legal rights, human rights.


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141. Is there a problem?
Be specific, please. My son would love his Beatles back!


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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2014, 11:46:03 AM »
Is it me or does beyond stupid write amazingly like the now rotted away bobo the hobo?
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2014, 11:47:06 AM »
Manny did a better job than some of you moles.  This is great stuff.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2014, 11:52:57 AM »
Quote from: YupItsMe on February 18, 2014, 11:47:06 AM
Manny did a better job than some of you moles.  This is great stuff.

How did you confirm that Manny isn't a mole?
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2014, 12:03:32 PM »
I'm glad the title wasn't literal.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2014, 12:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 18, 2014, 11:46:03 AM
Is it me or does beyond stupid write amazingly like the now rotted away bobo the hobo?

Yeah, her language, vocabulary, and style is rather reminiscent of some sort of liqeous brain rot.

I wonder if she talks the same way in real life.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2014, 12:25:13 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 18, 2014, 12:21:33 PM
Yeah, her language, vocabulary, and style is rather reminiscent of some sort of liqeous brain rot.

I wonder if she talks the same way in real life.

The hobo never used that annoying style of refusing to use capitals.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2014, 12:25:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 18, 2014, 12:21:33 PM
Yeah, her language, vocabulary, and style is rather reminiscent of some sort of liqeous brain rot.

I wonder if she talks the same way in real life.

It could be that crazy just all sounds alike or perhaps a super mole of Skins to keep the DUmbasses hating each other.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2014, 12:45:07 PM »
That whole thread is worth the rowing over. Sea gets a post hidden by jury!
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2014, 01:31:04 PM »
That was fun to read. Even the primitives had a good time with it.
The KKKlams were all butthurt over it.  It was great.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2014, 01:58:42 PM »
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That whole thread is worth the rowing over. Sea gets a post hidden by jury!

Did she get another time out?
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2014, 02:28:51 PM »
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Nipped *that* in the bud, I hope

Caught our son listening to The Beatles tonight, I saw her standing there

It was bad.

She was just 17
You know what I mean?
And the way she looked
Was way beyond compare
So how could I dance with another?
"Woooh!"
I saw her standing there

Selecting a dance partner on the basis of looks? 17? And that "woooh" was pretty menacing.

Shut that down, right quick.

Told him to stick to instrumentals until we can sort through our music to see what's more reasonable for him. We gave him some polkas and chamber music to tide him over.

As the boy started listening to the new music we gave him, he began to weep uncontrollably, tears dripping down onto his loose-fitting unisex pantsuit. I think it was in recognition of our growing maturity as a civilization.

 :rotf: :lmao:

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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2014, 02:29:30 PM »
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160. i hadnt heard of that. but that so many people that do not have an issue with that is disgustingly

shameful. i know i say that too often. i cannot imagine a human being, that feels they have the right to mock, ridicule, insult others simply for standing up for what they believe in, civil rights, legal rights, human rights.

 :orly:

Try reading some of the crap you've posted about men in general, witch, or what you and your fellow travelers have had to say about TEA Partiers, Conservatives, or Second Amendment advocates.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2014, 03:14:16 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 18, 2014, 11:52:57 AM
How did you confirm that Manny isn't a mole?

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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2014, 04:56:41 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 18, 2014, 02:11:00 PM
Yep.

My good pal Manny's got to be careful, though.

The seabitch is a friend of Skins's wife, and we know who wears the pants in that family.

I can see where Skins might gently slap her on the wrist, but if Manny gets out of line, Manny's slugged in the face with brass knuckles.

Manny's gotta be careful.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2014, 05:03:50 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 18, 2014, 02:11:00 PM
Yep.

 :lmao:

Well played, Manny!  Any peace and quiet from that harridan is a welcome respite, I'm sure.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2014, 06:58:59 PM »
Time out until the last few days of February.

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who the **** are you that you know the duers so well, after a couple months?  Feb 18

i clearly stated the issue. you clearly said, **** you. we will ****in mock and insult you at will  Feb 18

what is lame? i do not really give a shit about that and other threads. i went in to peruse and saw  Dec 27

ya, right. after just denying the stupid ass diss, here you are. guess  Dec 27

you are such a ****in prude, lmao. cause really, sticking a dick in a womans mouth is like the  Nov 27

screw off? = **** you, darlin'. nt  Nov 23

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143. i clearly stated the issue. you clearly said, **** you. we will ****in mock and insult you at will

tough ****in shit to the hypocrisy of it cause does not matter. we will, because we can.

and if you are proud of that manny, so be it. nothing i can do about that. but it clearly shows the hypocrisy on du, and the bullying tactic used.

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176. who the **** are you that you know the duers so well, after a couple months?

Be on the lookout. Last time this skank had a meltdown PhDD showed up.

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2014, 07:55:34 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on February 19, 2014, 05:46:40 AM
Sex sells for goodness sake, what is this mans problem, has he just found his dick?

Oh, vesta, vesta, vesta.....did you actually read what my good pal Manny posted?

Or did a couple of the cerebral circuits misfire?

I assure you dear vesta, madam, that my good pal Manny is no schmekele.
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2014, 08:03:53 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 19, 2014, 07:55:34 AM
Oh, vesta, vesta, vesta.....
Or did a couple of the cerebral circuits misfire?

Now there's a silly question.

Any degree of subtlety in humor or commentary renders a post indecipherable to her, there is no way she's going to catch on and understand Manny's little seabozo trap.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2014, 09:30:20 AM »
What's this ?
The Beatles were objectivists, and bullies ?
They must have gotten a pre existing condition.
No way can Manny be a lib. His insights are far too truthful.
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Re: Manny Pokes The Dummy Womenz
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2014, 07:11:49 PM »
I see my good pal Manny tried to "explain" in a new thread (it's very long), but the women's libbers aren't having it.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."
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