mercymechap (546 posts)
6. I'm not afraid....
but with this gun-ownership craze, conservatives encouraging everybody to own and carry a gun, and considering how angry some of them happen to be, I am concerned.
Good, be very concerned. I like it when DUmmies are afraid!

Like a wise man once said, "An armed society is a polite society." BTW, DUmmie mercymechap, if you ever see me, address me as "Sir"! Preceding the "sir" with a "thank you" would be appreciated as well.
"Master" and "Omnipotent Provider" will work, too.