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One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:48:03 AM »
This one takes the cake . . .

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One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut

Feb. 16, 2014 8:37pm    Dave Urbanski

When Helena (Mont.) City Police officers responded to post-midnight assault complaint, they happened upon a wee bit more than they bargained for.

Anthony Allen, 33, had picked up two woman at a bar Friday night and brought them back to his apartment, Cpl. Kevin Carlson told The Independent Record in Helena, Mont.

After one of the women “decided” to pass gas, Allen told her to leave his residence, Carlson said.

Bad move. The woman reportedly punched Allen in the face, after which he called police around 1 a.m. Saturday to report the assault.

However, after officers arrived at Allen’s apartment, they probably became less concerned about the punch to his kisser than the evidence they spotted of marijuana and pipes on the premises.

Only two more paragraphs after this . . . at the link.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02/16/one-more-reason-why-some-guys-should-just-keep-their-mouths-shut/

The guy . . . Oh well!  (Not going to say what was on my mind . . . O-) )
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Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 07:25:54 PM »
Threesome. Farting. Fighting. Cops. Pot. Jail.

It's just another Friday night in Helena.
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Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2014, 04:57:09 PM »
Good grief farting is a human condition, everyone does it and often at inconvenient times.

Darn glad this guy does not live on a farm, but I must say I have never heard a chicken fart.
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Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2014, 05:22:54 PM »
I thought that everybody knew that wimmin don't fart or belch.....
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Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2014, 06:20:00 PM »
Quote from: marv on February 22, 2014, 05:22:54 PM
I thought that everybody knew that wimmin don't fart or belch.....

That's correct. Women "poot". Farting is for men and kids.
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Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2014, 09:02:03 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on February 22, 2014, 04:57:09 PM
Good grief farting is a human condition, everyone does it and often at inconvenient times.

Darn glad this guy does not live on a farm, but I must say I have never heard a chicken fart.

I hold mine until I get onto the elevator at the office.

Then I silently look at the nearest person to me in disgust...

Fart and switch
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Re: One More Reason Why Some Guys Should Just Keep Their Mouths Shut
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2014, 06:40:02 AM »
My daughter--yes, 'The Heiress'--has discovered what a 'silent but deadly' is.  Let's just say that she was the dealer.  She flashed me one of these, when questioned about it: :-)
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