A little girl goes to her mom and asks "Mommy, were do people come from?"
Mom replies "Well God made a man and a woman and they had babies and after a long time I was born. I met your father and we made you."
The little girl walks away and decides to ask her dad.
Dad tells her, "You see, a long time ago there were little animals and over time the little animals got bigger and changed in to monkeys and after a while the monkeys became chimps. After a while longer the chimps became apes and finally the apes became people. You understand?"
"I think so" says the little girl.
The little girl then goes back to her mom and say "Mom I'm confused. You said we came from God by daddy says we came from apes."
"The answer is simple" the mom tells her daughter. "Dad is telling you where his side of the family came from and I'm telling you were my side came from."