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The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« on: February 14, 2014, 11:52:42 AM »
Lots of missing DUmmies have suddenly resurfaced.

This one has been gone for a long time.

Sarah Imaboobi is back! Once again used, abused, and discarded like an old sock, she's back to share her extraordinarily entertaining life with the DUmp:
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ALEC - destroying public schools for America

http://aftunion.tumblr.com/post/76358752426/alec-vs-the-world-on-education-policy

This website is a summary of the damage ALEC is doing to public schools. I found it very interesting, and it's user-friendly.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024499668


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3. Exxon Doesn't Deny Climate Change

they just say we should adapt because living without oil "is too hard". It would be nice if corporations would actually take an interest and be involved in public schools outside of career days.

Not all that worried about industry indoctrinating kids; raising my own has shown me that anyone can make someone think a certain way.

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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 11:57:12 AM »
ALEC sounds like just the ticket to fix our schools.

Naturally, DUmmies are against it.
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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 12:07:18 PM »
Lots of missing DUmmies have suddenly resurfaced.

This one has been gone for a long time.

Sarah Imaboobi is back! Once again used, abused, and discarded like an old sock, she's back to share her extraordinarily entertaining life with the DUmp.

Who'll be next to show?

Poor stupid Beth?  Mrs. Alfred Packer?  Dennis the Menace?  Walt Starr?  The late red round one?

Truly, this is remarkable.
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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 12:10:02 PM »
It's a Valentine's Day miracle!
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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 12:12:25 PM »
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This website is a summary of the damage ALEC is doing to public schools. I found it very interesting, and it's user-friendly.

So user-friendly, even a DUmmie can figure it out.

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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 12:13:37 PM »
Who'll be next to show?

Poor stupid Beth?  Mrs. Alfred Packer?  Dennis the Menace?  Walt Starr?  The late red round one?

Truly, this is remarkable.

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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 12:45:23 PM »
Sarah Ibuprofen is back? I wonder if she keeps falling for conservative guys who treat her nice. You know, it's Valentine's Day, and I'm available. . . . Maybe I could convert her.
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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 02:38:42 PM »
Sarah Ibuprofen is back? I wonder if she keeps falling for conservative guys who treat her nice. You know, it's Valentine's Day, and I'm available. . . . Maybe I could convert her.

Make it a twofer and get her into Missouri Synod! O-) :whistling:
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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2014, 03:57:43 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024503141

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My mom and dad passed away on Nov. 8 and Nov. 11, 2013.

 It's been almost impossible for me to talk about it, since not a second passes that I don't miss them, and deal with the shock of having to spend the rest of my life without having them to call, talk to, take out to eat, buy things for, laugh with, and spend time with. I've cried so much I'm surprised I am still able to cry.....

Most adults have to deal with the passing of their parents. Sorry that she has this loss but come on, three months and all she can do is cry?
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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2014, 04:01:53 PM »
I am calling  :bs: on her claim that she "buys things for" her parents.  Most likely quite the opposite.

Sad when losing parents however.

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Re: The Return Of DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2014, 05:52:01 PM »
Anyone who has read even a little of Sarah Imaboobi's history at the DUmp over the past few years knows she is a pathological liar.

One of our favorite DUmmies and an entertaining liar, but a liar nonetheless.