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Offline Billiam Pitts

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Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« on: February 14, 2014, 08:38:56 AM »
 :heart: :heart: :heart:

It means they love me! They really love me! One of my more contentious moles is up to 12 hearts. Keep 'em coming DUmp Monkeys! More salt for the wounds when I reveal myself (if I ever do).


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Offline USA4ME

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 08:48:34 AM »
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Hearts are $1 each
Get 10 hearts for $10
Get 25 hearts for $25
Get 50 hearts for $50
Get 100 hearts for $100
Get 250 hearts for $250

Saying "Hearts are $1 each" is so far over the primitives heads that Skins had to do the math for them.

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Offline Carl

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 08:51:41 AM »
Let me also extend my thanks to you DUmbasses!  :blowkiss:

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 09:02:25 AM »
Saying "Hearts are $1 each" is so far over the primitives heads that Skins had to do the math for them.

You know, Skins could carry this a lot further, making it a monthly deal.

Hearts for February 14, shamrocks for March 17, swastikas for April 21.....
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 09:22:34 AM »
Twelve...I've only got a few, but then again it's a fairly new mole after my previous one was finally banned as a "troll" after about ten years.

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 11:41:33 AM »
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Hearts are $1 each
Get 10 hearts for $10
Get 25 hearts for $25
Get 50 hearts for $50
Get 100 hearts for $100
Get 250 hearts for $250

I love that DUmp volume discount.

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 11:44:06 AM »
Isn't the way most do it is the more you buy the cheaper??? Wth? :lmao:






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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 11:57:05 AM »
Saying "Hearts are $1 each" is so far over the primitives heads that Skins had to do the math for them.

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I think he did that to avoid getting POTATOES.

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2014, 12:10:45 PM »
You know, Skins could carry this a lot further, making it a monthly deal.

Hearts for February 14, shamrocks for March 17, swastikas for April 21.....

Dollar signs $$$ for April 15, when conservatives have to pay up to support the DUmmies?

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2014, 12:26:55 PM »
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Hearts are $1 each
Get 10 hearts for $10
Get 25 hearts for $25
Get 50 hearts for $50
Get 100 hearts for $100
Get 250 hearts for $250

This is hilarious for several reasons.

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 12:28:24 PM »
This is hilarious for several reasons.

Any DUmmie that could afford $250 is too cheap to give it to Skinner.

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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2014, 12:32:02 PM »
Odd that Skimmer doesn't include regular DU currency - vibes, healing thoughts, and/or folded hand photos.
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Re: Just love it when my moles on DU get Valentines hearts
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2014, 01:11:09 PM »
You know, Skins could carry this a lot further, making it a monthly deal.

Hearts for February 14, shamrocks for March 17, swastikas for April 21.....

marijuana leaves for 4/20