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Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« on: February 13, 2014, 08:57:50 AM »
Ain't TRG headed back to Germany? :tongue:

The story's only five paragraphs long, so I included two.

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Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant

UPI 2/12/2014 8:57:29 PM

WURZBURG, Germany, Feb. 12 (UPI) --
German police said a nightclub was evacuated when a woman doused herself with pepper spray that she mistook for spray-on deodorant.

Wurzburg said the 20-year-old woman was in the nightclub's restroom Monday night and took the spray canister from her friend's purse, TheLocal.de reported Wednesday.

The rest is here:  http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/upiUPI-20140212-143214-2614

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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2014, 08:59:32 AM »
Oh, I bet there was some lovely German cursing to be heard! :lmao:
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2014, 10:10:35 AM »
"Gott verdammt es, das war nicht das, was ich geplant."
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2014, 11:13:27 AM »
I bet she was the hottest girl there.
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2014, 11:16:21 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 13, 2014, 11:13:27 AM
I bet she was the hottest girl there.

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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2014, 12:59:31 PM »
It would have been a little more interesting if she thought it was that FDS stuff.  :panic:
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2014, 03:35:06 PM »
Quote from: Skul on February 13, 2014, 12:59:31 PM
It would have been a little more interesting if she thought it was that FDS stuff.  :panic:

Or breath spray.
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2014, 03:37:36 PM »
The headline led me to believe it was an owebuma voter.
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2014, 03:40:07 PM »
Du Arschloch! Warum hast Du mir nichts gesagt?!? Wenn ich mal stinke, dann tue ich was dagegen, aber Pfeffer in einer Spraydosen kommt nicht dabei!

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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2014, 05:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 13, 2014, 03:40:07 PM
Du Arschloch! Warum hast Du mir nichts gesagt?!? Wenn ich mal stinke, dann tue ich was dagegen, aber Pfeffer in einer Spraydosen kommt nicht dabei!

Idiot!

Das Label war wahrscheinlich auf Englisch. Dumme Frau kann nicht lesen.
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 06:38:45 AM »
Quote from: marv on February 13, 2014, 05:58:01 PM
Das Label war wahrscheinlich auf Englisch. Dumme Frau kann nicht lesen.

Now, Now boys and girls, I know only English with some other phrases in another tongue.

However I can tell cussing in all languages, most start out with the English word FU*K and go on from there.
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2014, 07:42:23 AM »
When deciding personal security decide on pepper spray for the right guard.
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2014, 10:35:01 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on February 14, 2014, 06:38:45 AM
Now, Now boys and girls, I know only English with some other phrases in another tongue.

However I can tell cussing in all languages, most start out with the English word FU*K and go on from there.

That's funny, vesta.  :lmao:

ARSCHLOCH doesn't begin with 'FU'. Might want to check into your reading comprehension skills and reassess.
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Re: Police: Woman in club mistook pepper spray for deodorant
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2014, 01:56:15 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 14, 2014, 10:35:01 AM
That's funny, vesta.  :lmao:

ARSCHLOCH doesn't begin with 'FU'. Might want to check into your reading comprehension skills and reassess.


I have only the reading skills taught in public schools 50+ years ago.   My Dad would have caught fire if I had decided to learn German or Japanese in school,  he was too close  to the war he fought and grandfather who fought in WW1 did not like anything Mexican for same reasons.

No reason for me at my age to check into the old time stuff, the Grandchildren are teaching me to text and a whole new language is out there. Not so good at it yet but I am trying.

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